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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
i want to go skiing this weekend but i don't have much money because i go to school most of my money ends up going for rent or tuition.  so i also live in Denton TX and the best closet place to go is AngleFire or Taos.  That is about a 8hr drive and i have an old truck so that's lets say 550mi at 13mpg at $1.70-$2.00 so $84 for gas.  so i fig i will leave Thru and ski fri, sat, sun, so thre lift tickets at $70 a pice for another $200.  Now a mans got to eat and i love me some steak so i figure i will class it up and spend $50 a day on food for another $150.  i am willing to sleep in the car but hey i think a cheap motel is only $50 or $60 a night so another $160.  o dam i almost forgot i like to drink and smoke weed alot and for three days I prob wouldn't need more then an 1/8 if I don't get stoned out off my ass, so lets say $50 because I want that good shit.  as for drinks lets go $50 for fri and $50 for sat because you have to buy drinks for other people. so what that comes to around $534 with out room and $694 with room.  


and o yea i will take pics, movies blah blah blah
and 10/10 for any one who helps(i know its a big deal but i am a pretty nice guy so I will)

Thanks,
TEX
Feb 24 2009 9:33PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
i'm fresh out of funds for kids who want to go get blazed and drunk on a weekend ski trip for free
Feb 24 2009 9:37PM
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MilkMeJesus
Posts: 86 - Karma: 34
no gaperbanger!
Feb 24 2009 9:39PM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28
Interesting.... good luck
Feb 24 2009 9:39PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
no gaperbang!
Feb 24 2009 9:39PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32

haha ski-bums dont class it up

Feb 24 2009 9:39PM
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winelips
Posts: 84 - Karma: 65
no gaperbanger!
Feb 24 2009 9:40PM
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easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
hehehehehehe
Feb 24 2009 9:40PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
no comprehendo...that's what they speak in texas right?
Feb 24 2009 9:41PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
dude... dont be a dick
Feb 24 2009 9:42PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
you are such a fag, the dude sounds legit
Feb 24 2009 9:51PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
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Feb 24 2009 9:53PM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
dude imsrry im actauuly in the poor bank too, and i dont kno u, u could sell yourself fr prostitution? dirty buisness but it pays
Feb 24 2009 9:56PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Post on craigslist casual encounters offering massages to generou$ men. Dont forget to post a pic of your dick.
Feb 24 2009 10:00PM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28
Oh the damn... my virgin eyes
Feb 24 2009 10:03PM
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HOODfuel
Posts: 81 - Karma: 74
just sent you $435.52

have fun
Feb 24 2009 10:04PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
really, i hope not
Feb 24 2009 10:06PM
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
i think he was talking about the other dude and yea i think he sounds legit as well.  i guess the point i was trying to make was that a lot of people want to do a lot of things but can't because they don't have the money.  If you are going to give some one money give it to the kid who can't pay for school, or a guy who needs life saving surgery but can't pay his bills or any other one of the billion people in this world who have tried hard and still gotten the shaft with life. i know i kinda came off like a dick but i know a lot of people who feel like they deserve some thing from money, respect, or one i saw yesterday, a new slice of pizza because they dropped it on the ground 2 steps away from the counter, for free.
Feb 24 2009 10:06PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
you nooo i would like some money to
Feb 24 2009 10:08PM
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TimmyP
Posts: 2086 - Karma: 128
I dont have the cash but do you want a watermelon laying around that i  have?
Feb 24 2009 10:17PM
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
fosho in Texas i can sell that shit for some mad cash
Feb 24 2009 10:21PM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
You probably should have added this in your original post
Feb 24 2009 10:34PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
If you really wanted to go on this trip then you could easily do it but your a moron. 50$ on food a day? if i ever dropped 150$ on food in three days i would have to have someone kill me.
Feb 24 2009 10:39PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
ill give u a watermelon?
Feb 24 2009 10:41PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
Get a job.  I'm in college and work my ass off so I can ski and go places when I want.  do the same maybe.
Feb 24 2009 10:42PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Anyone who is taking this thread seriously needs to get kicked in the balls. God NS is stupid.
Feb 24 2009 10:55PM
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ShredtillURdead
Posts: 2024 - Karma: 93
i will NEVER allow any of my funds to go towards people from texas skiing
Feb 24 2009 11:01PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
want to send me money too?
Feb 24 2009 11:13PM
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mike720b
Posts: 669 - Karma: 27
exactly.. hes obviously making fun of the other kid who made a post wanting money for a trip to mammoth.. if the rest of you read that thread first you wouldnt take this seriously at all
Feb 25 2009 6:38PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
yeah my social security number is 734-2830-901

HAVE FUN!!!!
Feb 25 2009 6:42PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,388
get a job.
Feb 25 2009 6:46PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Or if they read his post in this thread. People are so dumb, they try to hard to be the first to the punchline but miss vital information. Fucking sheeple.
Feb 25 2009 6:46PM
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ErthwurmpRevenge
Posts: 82 - Karma: 48
so true yes yes yes
Feb 25 2009 6:46PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Actually you sheeple are fucking idiots. Are you all illiterate?
Feb 25 2009 7:02PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
hhahahahhahah
Feb 25 2009 7:03PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Ya me too, but only once.....
Feb 25 2009 8:19PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
how but i give you a nice big bundle of shut the fuck up
Feb 25 2009 8:24PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 341

ya i'll send you a couple K if you want for a fellow skier.

Just include: SS number, Drivers Licence Number, Credit Card numbers,and checking acount, alone with a copy of your signiture, the money will arrive shortly...

Feb 25 2009 9:12PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497
ill send you 499.99 haha the jokes on you
Feb 25 2009 9:15PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
And ill send a soveneir penny, one that has been crushed to look like a ferry to you.
Feb 25 2009 10:03PM
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