. alright today i had a fucking epic experience with race coaches. We were crusin our small mountain's park. It has a seperate lift where the park is and hardly anybody does it cuz it's only one extra run. When we would get on the lift we would cruise through the line really fast because there was never anybody in it. Anyways we were coming down and there were these three race coaches standing in line looking up, just waiting, just getting in the way. THis is where it gets interesting....
we cruise through these people, our friend from germany first, then me. as i go through they kinda make it narrow and i squeeze through. we are waiting at the waiting spot for our other friend as he starts to cruise through this blockade of 3 gapers (by the way one of the ladies was wearing a fucking leather giant ass poncho.) anyways as my friend tries to get through the leather queen tries to block him off. He squeezes through and starts to kinda skate towards us. she chases him, and starts stomping on his skis with her skis!!! She was trying to stomp off his bindings, and my and my friend were just flabbergasted! we were looking at eachtoher like what the fuck?! and then i realize that she is pissed! So we get on the lift and she starts chasing him, but he gets away. as we get on the 3 chair lift, the old guy in the group chases us like he's gonna get on with us! Then he starts yelling at us swearing "fuck you guys waht the fuck are you thinking?!" and all kinds of stuff. as we get on the lift the german friend yells "you guys are fucking idiots" So then on the lift we are just laughing the entire time because these gapers tried to attack us and they are screaming at us the whole way up. SO we get to the top and i look up at them, cuz i want them to do something. so the leather lady starts skiing towards me in the park as the other two ignore us (the racer kids are up there and im guessing they didn't wanna do something as to make a bad impression on the kids they are teaching). so this lady skis right over my extremely badly chipped, 2 year old, ar6s, with her extremely new powder skis and said something like "that's what you get" it was ridiculous, i laughed out loud with the other two race coaches looking at me, they didn't even do anything.
Spark notes: Race coaches verbally abused us along with physically abusing our skis. hahaha
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