Once apon a time there was three hot lesbian with no legs who decided to smoke a blunt in their bed butt ass naked. They went down to the store to get some new legs with wheelchairs and crutches the money they had bought there that was inside their nice car that was pimpin'and were angry because the aliens tried to sexually harass everyone else rape them up so they went bitchslappin the aliens back to uranus. After, they decided to have intercourse with no protection and one of them had crabs because they were. So she shaved her big penis (its a chode) moments later a giant golden dildo was found in a happy meal at the mcdicks. Then the lesbians all passed out and were fucked and tanner hall didnt use protection showed them up pulled out his insanly large dildo and bitch slapped a newborn baby who then shat all over mom who ate out that was black and had a ski shoved up her muffler. A tiny crack. After all that they returned to the house to, to eat and punch some midgets try to get unbelivbley horny with a big black didldo which was the shape of mother fucking huge purple chicken legs that niggers ived. This one time they shared a load of cum then they decided to roll a a delicious fajita that was coverd with secret horse sauce, and forced them to eat that disgusting mess. With their nubs then they fucked scissoring violently until a rainbow came and blew up and then it had a big radiation poisoning party. After the party they sat down holding eachothers hands and played some quakdidlioshus. Afterwards they they licked a very very large cake full of mexican staring frogs and got hecka wasted kittens and toads as thall on his dogs birthday. The next morning he woke to his butt hurting and a condom in his hair thus he screamed and persuaded to eat a banana find out who stole his wallet. Probably someone black needy og loving and desperate for big butted frogs because they need apmhibious juices all to sexup hisg black dildo food, the end. His anal cavity he noticed a very dirty looking aputated lesbian bitch shorthaird wiener dog with 19 eyeballsand no hair that then went woof woof woof while a man and caressed pimply pleasured himself with buttered cucumbers for the matt harvy is a person who humps air because he is in the mood with an imaginary giraffe shit that proceeded to skull fuck the shit happily eat his brains with a rusty spoon pubic lice hand big ass dick fork and a yellow snow cone that came from my dick into the vagina of his mother but it was as dry as old lady tit 3 day old fat kid poop vaccum cleaner bag in her ass full of dirst and big worms crawling in her hair that she ate with some mutated nigger babies after that ordeal with that gypsy she ate a furburger and said: wait... I have a question you mother likes to lick peanut butter off sweet pow skis covered in latex that was acutally cum on the cheesybread that contained bot flies but was said to have contaminated. So the lesbians who really wanted to heep the vamipire lesbian blood inside their snatch quiffed it out and ran away ryhming orange with and imagniary word not found in the uber gay websters third edition imagnary words magezine ate it and proceeded to vomit while popping out a large amount of velociraptor babies vommitting vampire blood all over the backseat of the car door but shots was busted at the lesbians house party inside their new 511 roomed house and when they ate maple syrup the got naked they got bakeded and proceeded to write poems about whateva they dreamed. Hot naked lesbians who througholy enjoyed taking turns in the mcdonalds junglegym wearing only their lemon flavored condoms and big huge ronald mcdonaled wig with a shower cap filled with water and horse urine and baby fetuses who were frowning because they wanted to be used in the park as a jib for feeding pigeons who looked like a gangster in paint covered overalls dealing crack and sniffing those really hard to reach places in your buttcrack that is smelling like shit. That tastes like abig macthats cooked in a bay mans rear end, which I get money whenever I go was penetrated by an average size africanized bee hive that stunk of dirty old gym monkeys in their sweaty under garments most attractive state all lacy and full of lesbian milfs looking for a brand new way to rape some random unsespecting albino gorilla with a bag of its own feces the next day they sat around and touched themseleves jacking off into how they should the drinks of their fellow classmates who also liked ten but secks under bizzarre circumstances and constant pressure blood started gushing into yolandas bear which started to make it wonder about why everything had to bed enjoyable includes chronis and snoop dogg skiing spittin rymes about soccer moms with a gigantic hairy whorish mouth that licks constantly until their tonges begin to swell like a dick using a viagra as big as a chocolate covered steaming hairball but also very edible and quite yummy but only when it is covered in liquid meth made by raging thugged out dudes who only like big black cock after that they went to the local meth lab and they decided to start a fight with a few araibian crack whores who then started to snort coke whist they played a game of circle jerk with a soggy waffle with syrup and a yellow banana? Made from owl intestines and thalls facial hair and old gym socks that have been washed it dumonys mega pimpin kangaroo's until they reilized that he lusted about circulier araibians at the airport covered in pubic scales caused by foul body hygene that stank of dirty vagina covered in excess mustard oorzing out of uncontrollable aids aids aids like a dirty aids aids aids with tons of backpacks full of horses cows and your moms vag which is really hairy smelly and full of gigantic man eating crabs the the girls that taste like tastiest snack you have ever stuck in your hair ass crack sometimes during the festival of hot in her ass there was a piece of leftover chicken wing wedged general ts's chicken in the valosaraptor's funny pink little taint flap so that he anally digested it and shat it into regurgitated it back in her vag which was bleeding so they all fist fucked vigorosly just so they could become men could tell their grandchildren about syphilus and being infected which they got from a snowboarde who was really a gay pornstar and also spent his life collecting genital crabs and black curly pubic lice on concaine rocks. Thats why I hate life so georfe foreman took a cock back to his
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