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Running for school president, need sick ideas

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jimmer
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alright. so my friend and i decided we wanted to run for school president/vice president. so in like april or something there is this election convention, and all the candidates need to have some sort of entrance they do. like some kids last year did the thriller dance, some came in on some rollerblades and short shorts. i figured newskewlers would have some ridiculous ideas for things to do, so let's hear them. yay!
Feb 21 2009 1:01PM
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ONTerriible
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tall tees and fulltilts
Feb 21 2009 1:08PM
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Alex_G
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why would you ever want that kind of "responsibility" go fuck with your school instead
Feb 21 2009 1:43PM
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word-sauce
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you know how i know your gay?
Feb 21 2009 1:45PM
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cclan
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because you like balls?
Feb 21 2009 2:03PM
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jimmer
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well there's not much responsibility that comes with the position. i would also get to miss a bunch of school, get some privileges, and i'm guessing it looks pretty good when applying to colleges. plus most of the activities and stuff at my school suck, i want to make them less gay.
Feb 21 2009 2:12PM
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michelle
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ribbon dancing
Feb 21 2009 2:13PM
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freeski_Shaggy
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Setup a drop-in and drop into a rail for your entrance.
Then do like a 4 out and afterbang it.
Feb 21 2009 2:13PM
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Alex_G
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that will never happen the only way to make them better is to fuck the ones that they have up trust me from experience, the admin will never let you do what you want so just do what you want anyway without being under their influence
Feb 21 2009 2:19PM
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An10a_Eng
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if your a badass you dont need to do anything. if you need to campain youre probably a douche
Feb 21 2009 2:26PM
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dwhite
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haha i was about to say that

if you get some tight spandex and ribbons with some baller music.....you will def win

Feb 21 2009 2:35PM
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Quinn
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i was senior class president. good shit. probably a good part of the reason i'm at cornell.

anyway, i think the ribbon dancing idea is perfect. dress up in a spandex suit and blast vangelis-chariots of fire while you enter dancing like a complete homo. just watch will ferrel in old school for the inspiration. would be hilarious. you would have to give a damn good speech for that to work though. otherwise it would just be a letdown after the entrance.
Feb 21 2009 2:45PM
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jimmer
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to be honest, i'm preeeety certain we're gonna win. we're not really gonna campaign at all. we just figured since we have to do something in front of the whole school we might as well do something funny.
Feb 21 2009 2:46PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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you have a hello kitty icon?
Feb 21 2009 2:48PM
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SpaceTiger
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I won class office last year me and this kid jason did what you and your friend planning to do.
Are last names are both moore so we had some catchy slogans. Everything we did was so cheasy we made a bunch of random posters with dave chappell with our names written under them just for the lulz.

Also my speech was pretty much just quotes from Johnny Tsunami and Brink, I wish I still had a copy somewhere.
Feb 21 2009 3:57PM
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SpaceTiger
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"too little to late alex"
funniest shit ever, she thought you actually wanted her
Feb 21 2009 3:58PM
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Swaggermager
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wear a tight shirt and short shorts and do a super awesome dance
Feb 21 2009 8:27PM
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kstanz
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go napolean dynamite style




hahahahahahahha
Feb 21 2009 10:18PM
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TannerBalls
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paint yourself black, have little political experience, talk with long pauses, have no foreign policy experience, it worked for the hyped up president of ours.
Feb 21 2009 10:20PM
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.thedude
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get a chuck norris cardboard cutout and use it as a full body mask
Feb 21 2009 10:21PM
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garettnorthey
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Walk on to the stage with a box taped in front of your dick and sing dick in a box. And then you wont need a speech.
Feb 21 2009 10:38PM
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spruitm
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give everyone head yeeeeaaaaaa
Feb 21 2009 11:06PM
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cashdebt
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Haha. Truth. +K
Feb 21 2009 11:30PM
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An10a_Eng
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haha yes!

Feb 21 2009 11:42PM
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birdshake
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just say

"soo... you like stuff? if so then vote for me!"
Feb 21 2009 11:52PM
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ugsey
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everybody loves free stickers!!

also if your school has a mascot dress up as it and beat the shit out of the other canididates with foam swords...good times...

Feb 22 2009 12:00AM
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Feb 22 2009 12:12AM
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jimmer
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haha the spandex and ribbons is good. i don't know if i could pull it off though.

any other ideas?

Feb 23 2009 5:12PM
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hellomynameisjef
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in like 6th grade some kids speech was about getting soda machines everywhere in the school and he won hahahahahaha
Feb 23 2009 6:13PM
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