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So the sickest thing ive ever done in my life happened today

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OhMyBosh
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i was walking down the street chewing some gum, it was wrigleys doublemint for anyone who is wondering, its got a solid flavour to start but its kinda just a quick hit and turns pretty bland quickly, not really my gum of choice, but anyways, it turned pretty bland, so i was like okay, time to spit this motherfucker out; and i was walking next to a park-like thing at the time, so i turned to my right and just spat the gum over this fence into the park... i thought it was all over... except... the gum hit this tree branch thing, and bounced back at me, but it was a bit behind me. so i put my hand behind my back while still walking normally, and caught the gum, and then tossed it in a garbage can that i was walking past... it was probably the sickest thing ever.

unfortunately nobody was there to see this epic feat, so i had to post it and tell everyone on NS.
Feb 21 2009 1:01PM
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SolMi
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ok i have two

last year i was walking outside at school chewing some gum. it got old so i spit it out and kicked it. it flew up like five feet landed on a leaf and just stuck.

me and my friends were messing around at the beer pong table after a game and my friend threw the ball and it hit the table and bounced off the side. i kicked out my foot hit the ball and it went up and bounced right into the cup
Feb 22 2009 12:58PM
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p.jones
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this ones not that great but it was pretty funny
one time at lunch in middle school i was throwing cards across the table like a frisbee and i was throwing them angled at the table so they boucned off and flew upward. so i throw a couple then i throw one that bounced perfectly in the middle of the table and ricochet up and got stuck between my friend's closed lips at the other side of the table
Feb 22 2009 5:18PM
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bermbuster49
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dont feel bad.  i sniped bee's with my airsoft guns. and if there was a bunch, i'd bust out the M109 (with the wood grip of course) and go full auto blowback on their punk asses.


dayyyummm i thought i was badass....


the only stuff like that that has happend to me that i can remember was shooting a nube tube straight up when it was a 2 on 1 in search and destroy COD:WAW on cliffside.  it hit B and killed both of them.

or cod:4 i owned the shit out of an entire team. like straight up decimated them all. its too epic of a story to share plus i'm not trying to claim this thread up too much haha.
Feb 22 2009 5:24PM
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tBatt
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my best was probably when my friend was sitting at a table eating some ramen (the kind in the cup), i had a carrot, bounced it off a garbage can, hit his fork with ramen on it, and then the carrot fell in his cup. i was like 10 feet away from the garbage can and that was like 8 feet from him.
Feb 22 2009 5:24PM
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gmack24
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that nube tube thing is sickk.....yesterday when I was playing ground war domination I no scoped 2 guys, then knifed 5 in a row one after the other....fastest I have ever gotten a chopper, shit was insane I just sprinted through them slashing
Feb 22 2009 5:35PM
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Elife
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I fucking love shit like this, so epic.


My buddy rolled a joint that kept going out and at around a 1/4 of it left it went out for the 3rd or fourth time. To show my frustration, I took it and threw it as hard as I could at him from across the room (probably about 15-20ft away), he wasn't even looking at me. No jokes, it landed with the filter in his mouth at which point, without flinching, my other friend reached up, lit it, and life went on. Never have I seen something so excellent.

Also, I asked a friend of mine to toss me a lighter and while waiting for it's arrival I repositioned the backwards canucks cap I was wearing (took a split second, just an quick flip on and off) only to discover that during my blink I had caught the lighter... in my hat. It was firmly pressed against my head yet I had barely noticed it hit the inside of the cap.


Feb 22 2009 6:27PM
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WBKrz
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Coolest thing i have ever seen ever.
my buddies were floationg on the river in intertubes just smokin a little and my bud was like 15 feet away and his brother threw a cheese it at him as he went down a raphid that turned him around and landed right in his mouth! i proceded to fall out of my intertube from laughing and almost drowned
Feb 22 2009 6:58PM
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Jay31
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I remember on my grade 2 field trip at this one park we were at this one kid threw a rock up at a tree, we look up and a squirrel ran by at that very second and got hit by the rock in the head and fell from the tree and died, it was so funny.
Feb 22 2009 7:32PM
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VTtreeskier
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You got nothing, the most incredible thing that ever happened to me was back in grade school. I was staying after school for some reason and there weren't many people left in the building. I was walking up the stairs just thinking about something and my hand just happened to be palm up as i was pondering. I felt something hit my hand and it was a pink starburst. I look up expecting to see god and theres some disappointed kid staring back down the stairwell from the top floor with a pack of starbursts, i swear, fucking amazing.
Feb 22 2009 7:38PM
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95959
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Back in November I was riding a chairlift and i was eating a pack of whoppers, whoppers being spherical candies, Naturally i decided to try and roll it down my ski and launch it off the tip. So I throw one at my ski, kick my foot up and it launches up in the air and in to my mouth, I have never claimed anything so hard.
Feb 22 2009 8:10PM
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EastCoastPride
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this thread makes me happy. more!!
Feb 23 2009 2:38PM
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Delphi
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dude, you better have been whistling while this happened. This is a perfect situation for you to be whistling as you walk.
Feb 23 2009 2:40PM
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stonedTEX
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not to great but i was cleaning up empty's after a party and my hands where pretty full when i tried to pick up one bottle that had a bunch of butts and an inch and a half of nastyness in it.  I a started to walk to the trash it slipped out and was about to smash on the tile in the kitchen so i stuck my foot out and it landed on its side on my shoe and it practically just stuck there. I was so glad I didn't have to clean that shit up.
Feb 23 2009 3:11PM
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hotdog.garbage
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fuck thats awesome. but i thought it was going to bounce back into your mouth, that would have been over the top greatness
Feb 23 2009 3:47PM
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skithesprings
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this seems to happen a bunch to me,

during baseball, warming up in an x (kids at the corners throwing diagonally across) and two balls hit each other mid flight and dropped to the ground.

in lacrosse doing a shooting drill from the top corners of the box me and another kid shoot at the same time and the shots hit 5 feet in front of the goal

not me but while golfing my dads work partner hit a lone goose in the head with a low three wood nearly decapitating it. needless to say, the goose didnt make it.

and by far the coolest thing i have ever seen, a freshman in full lacrosse gear was at least 120 yards away during lax practice and i asked my buddy if he thought i could get it there on the fly and he said yeah, so i wound up and chucked the ball. BOOM! HEADSHOT! knocked him to the ground.

Feb 23 2009 4:53PM
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Nicholas.
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thats a pretty good chuck on the last one.
Feb 23 2009 4:57PM
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FREE-WHA
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last year i was just nuggin in 1st period reading some book, when suddenly i see a spider run accross my binder, my first reaction is to freak out making a big seen lunching my binder off of my desk landing about 2feet infront of my desk on the floor. By now every one in my class is stairing at me wondering whats going on. I stand up very fast and throw my pen at my binder as hard as i can killing the spider and my pen bounces right back up into my hand! i didnt even notice i cought my pen untill a few of my friends started yelling from across the room and laughing! i looked at my hand to see the pen in it and start freaking out along with everyone else in the class including my teacher.
Feb 23 2009 7:15PM
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