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So the sickest thing ive ever done in my life happened today

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OhMyBosh
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i was walking down the street chewing some gum, it was wrigleys doublemint for anyone who is wondering, its got a solid flavour to start but its kinda just a quick hit and turns pretty bland quickly, not really my gum of choice, but anyways, it turned pretty bland, so i was like okay, time to spit this motherfucker out; and i was walking next to a park-like thing at the time, so i turned to my right and just spat the gum over this fence into the park... i thought it was all over... except... the gum hit this tree branch thing, and bounced back at me, but it was a bit behind me. so i put my hand behind my back while still walking normally, and caught the gum, and then tossed it in a garbage can that i was walking past... it was probably the sickest thing ever.

unfortunately nobody was there to see this epic feat, so i had to post it and tell everyone on NS.
Feb 21 2009 1:01PM
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J-mo44
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cool story.... hansel?

but ya that sounds pretty james bond, good job
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Feb 21 2009 1:02PM
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Mr.Silva
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++++++++++K lol
Feb 21 2009 1:29PM
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rhcp
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Hahaha sick.  Stuff like that makes you feel so accomplished.

Like one time I was walking across the Mass. Ave. bridge between Cambridge and Boston and it was so windy I spit over the handrail on the opposite side from where I was.  It's easily like 40-50 feet.
Feb 21 2009 1:38PM
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Horizon
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He's a witch!!!!!!!  Stoke the fire boys!
Feb 21 2009 1:43PM
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seward
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anyone remember the simpsons episode where homer goes mental and takes the family to florida for a little R and R, but when they get their its spring break.

then near the end of the episode the ranger throws his hat on the ground and it bounces back up on his head.

awesome
Feb 21 2009 1:59PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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got one like that, the level of greatness has never since been repeated.   Back in high school during lunch , noticed a kid i know throwing grapes randomly at people. eating with my elbow on the table as i normally do, had my right hand extended straight up. My thumb and forefinger were about an inch a part,   not really paying attention to anything besides my pizza pocket at the time. Slightly squeezed my fingers and an random grape was caught.   No look, no signal,  straight up interception of an inbound grape with an slight unintended squeeze. The kid that threw it, couldn't believe it.
Feb 21 2009 2:09PM
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Nicholas.
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haha one time i was at my bros place and there was one solo cup in the middle of a ruit table, i picked up a ping pong ball and hucked it at the opposite wall and tried to aim/angle it so that it bounced off the wall back into the cup on the table, sunk it first try but no one saw.
Feb 21 2009 2:16PM
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fsscott
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dude that's rediculous!

pics or it didn't happen! haha jay kay
Feb 21 2009 2:18PM
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Nicholas.
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oh, this one could never be matched anyways.

i was in study hall in 8th grade, i had short hair back then so my ears were exposed. my friend was across the room and to my side so he could see my right ear from about 15-20 feet away. he pulled the tiny pink eraser head off a pencil and threw it at my head as hard as he could across the room, no lie it stuck straight into my ear canal and got stuck in there, luckily i was able to get it out.
Feb 21 2009 2:19PM
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Skibumsmith
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thats epic. iv done stuff like that but nothing i can remember
Feb 21 2009 2:24PM
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jambone
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One time I threw a bouncy ball off a chairlift and it bounced back and I caught it... probably the greatest moment of my life.
Feb 21 2009 2:28PM
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spliff.Life
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i bet it was way sick if you were there

one time i was walking down the sidewalk and flipped a nickel really high behind me and never heard it drop,, finally went back and it landed perfectly upright in the sidewalk crack and was stuck upright in the dirt in the crack
Feb 21 2009 3:08PM
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TheBeardedOne
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sounds icy
Feb 21 2009 4:49PM
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anxju
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one time there was this pack of skittles that my friend was trying to get open, but couldnt. she then finally opened it, but one of the skittles went flying straight up without her noticing. she caught it with her right index fingernail. it just stayed there. dopest shit ever
Feb 21 2009 4:52PM
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m.brus
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one time me and my friend were just skipping rocks across a creek, and i threw one it hit a boulder on the other side, and skipped back to me. I almost shat myself
Feb 21 2009 5:04PM
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tomalom
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last year i was sitting at my desk working on my computer and my roommate was sitting on the couch about ten feet directly behind me eating those mini doughnuts. i was making fun of him about something and all of a sudden my spider senses fired. i swung my arm no look behind my back and snagged the doughnut aimed at my head from right out of hte air. it was so sick and the best part was that then i turned around and looked him right at him and ate the doughnut
Feb 21 2009 5:25PM
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Blurst
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about two weeks ago i was in a hotel room with my friends for schools ki trip and i was sitting on a bed at one end, my friend sitting on a chair at the other. Anyways someone made me laugh really hard and a spat out my gum like 15 feet and it landed right in the hand of the kid on the chair. I then went on to laugh really hard at what just happened.

Feb 21 2009 5:40PM
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mellifluous
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thats very cool.
Feb 21 2009 6:03PM
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steezyfreeskier
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hahah sooo epic,
i love this thread.
Feb 21 2009 6:12PM
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OhMyBosh
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haha...

I so didnt expect this when i made the thread... this is epic stuff.
Feb 21 2009 6:13PM
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speightphoto
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i was on a lift last friday, and this guy with oversized clothes and some skullcandy sk pros was up there 2 chairs in fron of me being loud mighta been drunk.
anyways there was a j bar right next to the lift probably 20 feet down and 15 feet out on the right side. randomly, the guy takes his headphones off and chucks them off the chairlift, and what do you know, they get caught and hang on the jbar cable. then they started sliding down the cable until it got to the bottom and fall off right into some kids arms.
i have no idea how that happened it was a amazing.
Feb 21 2009 6:21PM
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Alex=God
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the other day in advanced PE we were playong basketball and I just one handed threw a ball from past half court as an inbound pass and it went in
Feb 21 2009 6:22PM
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invader7
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now thats some shit right there
Feb 21 2009 6:34PM
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KJL.
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one time when i was at my friends house were were both sitting at his computer and he was on the far side of me and his sister shot some nerf gun thing at him and i some how caught the dart out of the air right infront of his face, it was amazing.

Feb 21 2009 7:50PM
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LineAddiction9
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NO ONE CARE WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE ANY DAY! Your LIFE IS SICK!!!!!!!!!!      and makes me sick just thinking of your worthless SOUL that GOD doesn't even care about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 21 2009 8:01PM
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Swaggermager
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I thought it was pretty cool. stop being a hater. But i love that kinda stuff
Feb 21 2009 8:16PM
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lydiaiskwllol
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Haha nice... I love when things like that happen
Feb 21 2009 8:29PM
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steezeaholic.
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hahaha thats sick... nothing like that ever happens to me
Feb 21 2009 8:46PM
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brenker
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youre just jealous, ya negative nancy
Feb 21 2009 8:49PM
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McShane
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That is rediculous! haha that sounds sick!
Feb 21 2009 9:04PM
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GreenStezz
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vid??.......
Feb 21 2009 9:10PM
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mike_e
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was that at liberty? Because i remember a pair of headphones hanging on the j bar like last weekend
Feb 21 2009 9:59PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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In gym i was playing handball, and some kid threw a shot and i pulled some ninja stuff and blocked it.

I threw a thin piece of cardboard like a ninja star and it got stuck in a really small gap in a piece of wood.
I've done so much stuff like that but i can't remember it all
Feb 21 2009 10:15PM
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artfullydodged
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I was playing quaters (with random change) in the lodge with some homies when this happened; A penny bounces wide and hurdles towards my friends face, he smacks it onto the floor, where it spins for about 15 seconds than stops, STANDING ON ITS SIDE
Feb 21 2009 10:27PM
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spruitm
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YYYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY GUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 21 2009 11:07PM
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Been.stick
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dood i love getting hyphy with my gum so epic i would do the same if that hapened to me
Feb 21 2009 11:25PM
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Mooose...
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Hahahaha I love this Shit.

This one time, my friend was asking for her lighter back from across the room. I threw it pretty hard and it hit her right in the tits, bounced up and landed in her purse... I just stood up and gave the completed Field goal hand signal.

It was amazing.
Feb 22 2009 12:44AM
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kingcomet32
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this shits epicccc, i love when this type of stuff happens

once somebody was throwing french fries down the length of our table, i just shot my hand up without looking and snagged an incoming one. I proceeded to eat it and continue conversation
Feb 22 2009 12:54AM
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Malcolm
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i love when crazy insane shit  like that happens to me
Feb 22 2009 12:56AM
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alpha1ne
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laws of physics dont allow that to happen
Feb 22 2009 12:56AM
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NaturalRotater
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Congrats the rules of life that apple to everyone else no longer apply to you
Feb 22 2009 1:02AM
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rhcp
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Not true...he threw it, he didn't just let it fall.
Feb 22 2009 1:09AM
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Skibumsmith
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I was on the chairlift and was sucking on a cough drop. I spit it out and kicked with my ski and it flew right back into my mouth.
Feb 22 2009 2:12AM
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Mavrck
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Something like that. My friend was holding a bottle of water (poland springs) without a cap. I looked at him and said how pissed would you be if i just tossed this pencil into your drink. He goes I dare you jokingly. I'm like 5-6 ft away and I toss what felt like a slow motion pencil flip up...it flipped about 2 times and went in straight up and down without touching a thing. we looked at each other and started dieing laughing. such an epic day
Feb 22 2009 2:56AM
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pianoman
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epic. my claim is that i built a jump on a trail and while i was riding up the lift i saw a ski patroller ride his sled right off my jump by accident without seeing it. never seen a more startled person
Feb 22 2009 3:14AM
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SteezethePirate
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BURN HIM
Feb 22 2009 12:01PM
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gmack24
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one time threw a baseball at a squirrel and railed it, threw a baseball at a bird, and killed it (felt really bad) and one time threw a golf ball at a bee on the ground like 15 ft. away and hit it. Kinda weird but I messed around as a kid
Feb 22 2009 12:06PM
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Panchuk
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my friend to a slapshot in hockey, went of the crossbar, into the stands and knocked a box of fries from this kids hand.
Feb 22 2009 12:43PM
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nkmo.
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Nice, I remember tagging a huge bumblebee with the ball playin kick ball when I was younger.

Couple years ago, my roommate bet me I couldn't drop a ping pong ball straight into the tube of our zong. I stood up (im about 6'2") held the ball above my head, and dropped the mother fucker right in. It was mind blowing, I tried that shit everyday for like the next year and could never get it.

Feb 22 2009 12:43PM
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artfullydodged
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one time i was posting on NS and i got page 2
Feb 22 2009 12:46PM
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