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NS I need you help with the ladies.

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DBAKE
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(cliff notes at end) So today me and a friend were up hitin the slopes, and some lovely ladies come along and follow us and shit so after a while, we just go and talk to them see wats up and all, and at first we thought they might be in 7th grade or somthin but we findout and they are softmores and so we just lie( because we are in 8th) and say were 9th and they seem cool with that and all. So I just need some advise on what to do cause were gona meet them tomorow at the hills, should we say were 9th or 8th or what, and i can easly pull off being older, im taller then bolth of the girls. So yes any advise is good. thanks.

cliff notes:met some girls that are a couple grades higher then us and they want to hook up with us and who knows, what should we say and do.?

Feb 20 2009 12:11AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
1. ladies men
2. work your game and say whatever age you think is reasonable, just dont fuck it up and get caught in a lie.
Feb 20 2009 12:16AM
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P4LSkier103
Posts: 235 - Karma: 16
ask them to give you some dome on the chairlift? might work out, lol
Feb 20 2009 12:16AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
yeah, hit up the ladies men cult
Feb 20 2009 12:26AM
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anxju
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we all saw what happened in wedding crashers. say youre in 8th, tell the troof
Feb 20 2009 12:27AM
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DBAKE
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 340
Yes this is true.
Feb 20 2009 12:28AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
as phil casabon would say:
tes yeux est la meme couleur de ma bentley

youre eyes are the same color as my bentley
Feb 20 2009 12:30AM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
1. change your name
2. good luck
3. you'll be fine
Feb 20 2009 12:37AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Tell them your senior's and they'll blow you for sure.  Also bring them some beer.  And don't say "I'm in 8th grade whar do i get beer?" Just figure that shit out.
Feb 20 2009 1:02AM
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skithe49th
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yea dude for sure ask for the lead


lift+head=lead
Feb 20 2009 1:59AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Just tell her that if she sticks her fingers down her throat a few times she'll be worth enough to have you stick your fingers in the other end. High school chicks love being treated like the trash they are.
Feb 20 2009 2:20AM
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hartig
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pee in their butts

(it hadn't been said yet)
Feb 20 2009 2:21AM
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MADmidwest
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you already lied, no way out now other than to live the lie or tell the truth and end up with no sophmore tail.
Feb 20 2009 2:32AM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
9th grade! pshh theres only like 4ish months left of 8th grade. your close enough
oh and if you tell em your in 8th there gonna laugh and make fun of you......
Feb 20 2009 11:00AM
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SirFryanator
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/jid/787/id/1578/action/news/eid/4609/
Feb 20 2009 11:08AM
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rhcp
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Yeah dude...they find out you're in middle school and you're sunk.
Feb 20 2009 11:10AM
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DBAKE
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Ya thanks everyone the 9th grade thing went fin. but, this is the FUCKIN story of my life, My shitty friend Zach found the girls today on the slopes and took a long ass chair ride up and the two sophomore girls, were asking questions about me and asking zach if I had ever gotten head before and I havent

( im 14 so its alright im young) so they said they want to do all thease dirty things with me, and so now with the girls only talking about me and I guss zach felt left out, (BTW im shredin park by myself cause I was looking for dem girls and if only I had found them and riden up with the girls, this would have been a good day) but NO zach didnt want me to get all the action from the two girls and be left out. So he lied to the girls and said i had a GF already. So the girls were MAD bummin and when I finally found them and tried to talk to them they had fucking tears in there eyes and they were leaving, and I had no idea wat happened to them so I just let them Be and so I beat the shit out of zach and made him tell me what happened, when I found out it was to late they were gone and if by some miracle I see them, things will change but fuck no friends suck.

Fuck me sideways.

I am still fucking mad as hell.

Feb 20 2009 10:28PM
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ParkE
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shit in his pillow case. outta do the trick
Feb 20 2009 10:33PM
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DBAKE
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I dont even think that would make me even feel close to being better.The girls were a lil bit more then a year older and HELLA nice ASS cause i love ass, but a 10 being jessica alba they were a 9.5 I thought I was dreaming when i found out they liked us and they had great tits to.

IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW FUCK SALT,

Feb 20 2009 10:38PM
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SirFryanator
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who cares plenty of girls out there that are hot. dont complain, you're only in 8th grade and you're getting ass or at least close to it. sounds like you have a good start if you want to be a douchey asshole who has mad game but who everyone hates.
Feb 20 2009 10:40PM
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DBAKE
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Ok man I wasnt the one who made the girls cry, and I am one of the nicest guy you will ever meet
Feb 20 2009 10:44PM
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SirFryanator
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no just the way you talk about the girls and how much poon you could have gotten. just seems super cocky.
Feb 20 2009 10:45PM
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ParkE
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send him this meatspin.com

and then hook him up on a blind date with a flaming homo

Feb 20 2009 10:57PM
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canudoa9
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bring waterballoons

Feb 20 2009 10:59PM
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chacharlie
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im pretty sure if you were the "nicest guy ever" you wouldnt be talking about them like you are. just sayin.
Feb 20 2009 11:02PM
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SMH[-__-]
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do you really?
Feb 20 2009 11:03PM
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Bradyballin101
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Just play it out u fucked up telling them that in the first place.
Feb 20 2009 11:17PM
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Enjoi.
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Say 'Please dont take this the wrong way, but i want to anal you."
Feb 20 2009 11:18PM
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gstaff
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bring some booz
Feb 20 2009 11:19PM
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Enjoi.
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You should have gotten their names/phone numbers.
Feb 20 2009 11:23PM
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Remora
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...why didn't you just tell them you didn't have a girlfriend?

Man... if you keep this attitude, when you are a big boy it is going to burn when you pee. Just sayin.
Feb 20 2009 11:51PM
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mait
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tell them you'll go downtown for them in the gondola
then they're yours for lyfe
=)
Feb 21 2009 12:17AM
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Peter.
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ladiesmen first off

but just act normal, like you usually do. don't try to force anything
Feb 21 2009 12:36AM
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DBAKE
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Because I saw them today for the first time, and when i did they were ballin there eyes out. I didnt know what happened.
Feb 21 2009 1:23AM
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smooticus
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Tricky situation dude, just try not to bring it up, but if it comes up tell the truth and act like you never said you were freshman.
Feb 21 2009 2:01AM
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spruitm
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they would not be balling their eyes out because they found out some guy theyve barely met had a girlfriend.
Feb 21 2009 2:33AM
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jib_dat_sheaa
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calm your shit down and tell them this

"I have traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!"

its worked 2 out of 7 times for me

Feb 21 2009 2:33AM
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OhMyBosh
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anyone else find it hard to believe that 2 sophomores in high school, who are 0.5 points of hotness below jessica alba, go up to 2 8th graders and offer them bjs on a chairlift?
Feb 21 2009 7:34AM
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pwn.mode.
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the only valid answer
Feb 21 2009 7:51AM
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chacharlie
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agreed...
Feb 22 2009 1:30PM
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DBAKE
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Thanks you guys , I am going out with one of them, and I decided not to lie and to say I am in 8th and it has been going realy well. +++++++++++++++++++karma to all.
Mar 2 2009 8:56PM
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EastScratchSkier
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ahhhhh sheeeeit, give us the deets
Mar 2 2009 8:59PM
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skijunkiedtm
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umm. pics or gtfo
Mar 2 2009 9:04PM
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EvanMeyer
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hahaha werd man happened to me before but no offense man dating may seem really cool but just wait til you can drive you will be able to do so much more and the labels of being boyfriend and girlfriend will be better
Mar 2 2009 9:10PM
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DBAKE
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Ummmm I found out she is only a little less then a year older then me. But ya she is a way good snowboarder chick and we just shred the mountain and stuuf. I cant wait to drive.
Mar 2 2009 9:24PM
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Aenigma
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Just make sure she doesn't end up doing anything illegal.
Mar 2 2009 9:37PM
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