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Alex_G
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http://www.fmylife.com

youre welcome
Feb 19 2009 6:18PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
been posted 3 times in the last weeek. last night there was a new thread on it. HIGH FIVE!
Feb 19 2009 6:20PM
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Alex_G
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fmylife
Feb 19 2009 6:23PM
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twsnow22
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 488
haha it has been..i only saw one thread tho..but really who cares  the thread tittle did not indicate what it was so it was impossible to search for..and its super funny. this thread will cause more people to see it, and possible add some stories..
Feb 19 2009 6:24PM
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Drew.C
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that is kinda depressing.
Feb 19 2009 6:30PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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well if he did searchbar, theres 2 other threads on it so yea. it was searchbarable. haha but w/e it is super funny.
Feb 19 2009 6:50PM
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k-rob
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most of it is women bitching about the fact that they aren't good-looking.
Feb 19 2009 6:51PM
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Alex_G
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which is why women fucking deserve it
Feb 19 2009 6:53PM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
haha the one about the kids face
Feb 19 2009 6:57PM
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Keenbo
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I have spent many of hours loling
Feb 19 2009 7:38PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML


i just wasted 1 hour. thanks

Feb 19 2009 8:11PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

 hahah so funny but so terrible
Feb 19 2009 8:27PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
"Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML"

bahahahahhaha holy shit
Feb 19 2009 9:00PM
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Jacob-T
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Shit is so funny. Best one i read is:

"Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML"

Such a standard thing for guys to do

Feb 24 2009 8:10PM
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Loges
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Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that had sex with another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
Feb 24 2009 8:13PM
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jibjunkie
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rofl Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Feb 24 2009 8:38PM
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