PICK UP LINES

JBriskco

Posts: 264 - Karma: 15

Karma: 15

Posts: 264

Loner

the classic, are you an official...because you've officially given me a boner

Feb 23 2009 11:59PM

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Out-There_Prod

Posts: 2 - Karma: 9

Karma: 9

Posts: 2

Newb

You're divine, stay on my mind, like a neurologist
Playin' doctor's for little kids, let's play gynecologist
I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Heather? - my favorite
I could've sworn that you and I went to different schools together
If my name sounds familiar, you should fuck what you heard
The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word
I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?
Do you spit, or swallow? What? You don't like my tactics?
Let's get married and have kids...If not - we could practice
It's a shame that I have to mess your hair and smudge your makeup
But if you are what you eat, I hope I'm you when I wake up
Don't raise ya stakes up, follow your heart, take a chance
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could see myself in your pants
Can we do this romance?
If you ain't know what FM stands for, that means you're Feelin' Me wit no hands..

no i did not make these up but its a song. very funny. songs by Pack FM its called upclose an personal

Feb 24 2009 3:41AM

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Alex_G

Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019

Karma: 1,019

Posts: 11902

Crazy Fool

ive never read a worse pickup line in my life

Feb 24 2009 3:52AM

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feihlination

Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084

Karma: 1,084

Posts: 8356

Crazy Fool

i just saw a quirkology-documentation (sp?). there this guy said, that the best lines are the ones that force the girl in a funny way to say something about her.

so here is it, the best pick-up line (scientifically proven):

if you were a pizza topping, what would you be?

give me 10 bucks for every girl you got through that line and were even

Feb 24 2009 6:48AM

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PAINE_IN_MAINE

Posts: 300 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 300

Loner

winner!!!!

put a roofie in her drink, that what always works for me

Feb 24 2009 7:52AM

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geet

Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6

Karma: 6

Posts: 2436

Addict

my dick died..can i bury it in your ass?

Feb 24 2009 8:03PM

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gstoneskier

Posts: 233 - Karma: 41

Karma: 41

Posts: 233

Loner

HA HA thats great

you've got stormy legs, it would be nice to see them clear up

Feb 24 2009 8:13PM

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skiingonskis

Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262

Karma: 262

Posts: 2076

Addict

sorry, had to bump it

Apr 26 2009 9:20PM

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natedogg789435

Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9

Karma: 9

Posts: 1177

Insane

guy: tell ur mom i said thanks

girl: for wat tehehe

guy: for that mutha fuckin blowjob last night BITCH!!!

Apr 26 2009 9:40PM

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geet

Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6

Karma: 6

Posts: 2436

Addict

my dick died. can i bury it in your ass

Apr 26 2009 9:42PM

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Shpadoinkle

Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84

Karma: 84

Posts: 10437

Crazy Fool

Life without you is like a broken pencil... dull and pointless.

Apr 26 2009 9:45PM

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KFRADtheLaxBro

Posts: 632 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 632

Ridiculous

your eyes...i want to sex with you.

Apr 26 2009 9:51PM

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JeremyClarkson

Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

Karma: 1,934

Posts: 1599

Insane

1.

alright go around asking girls if they got their pants on sale. when someone says yes theylle say something like 10% off. you say "lets go back to my place and see if we can get them 100% off"

2.

boom boom boom boom i want you in my room

Apr 26 2009 9:53PM

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