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PICK UP LINES

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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
tell one of your best pick up lines


do you work at subway? cause your giving me a footlong.

Did it hurt?            when you fell from heaven


Feb 19 2009 10:55AM
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alpha1ne
Posts: 205 - Karma: 17
very wise
Feb 19 2009 5:38PM
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Enjoi.
Posts: 297 - Karma: 9
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Feb 19 2009 6:07PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahahahahaha...

"You're looking very rape-able tonight"
from LM, I have yet to try it (gotta find the right girl or it will bomb real hard) but I'm super pumped.
Feb 19 2009 6:12PM
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mtsteez03
Posts: 748 - Karma: 122
ahahha thats awesome i just died laughing
Feb 19 2009 7:04PM
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skieasy
Posts: 214 - Karma: 11

that really shouldnt be funny...but i laughed..

Feb 19 2009 7:56PM
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nickman
Posts: 804 - Karma: 10
Freeskier!
Feb 19 2009 8:23PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8784 - Karma: 6,235
money
Feb 19 2009 8:29PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
do you you wanna see a trick i learned in prison?
Feb 19 2009 8:40PM
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Penreuder
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
^                                    ^
I read that in a magazine.


fuck me if im wrong, but haven't we met before?
Feb 19 2009 8:46PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
bwahahaha remind me to try this one out
Feb 19 2009 8:47PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
your fada...he steal things??

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Feb 19 2009 8:55PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090

how much does a polar bear way?

less than you, you fat cunt!

Feb 19 2009 9:02PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090

i got a 91 in english

*weigh

Feb 19 2009 9:03PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
but the real question is why would you be trying to pick up a girl that fat...
Feb 19 2009 9:05PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

hey whats up, I'm not sure if we can hang out much.

"Why not?"

Because im an astronaught and my next mission is to uranus.

Feb 19 2009 9:06PM
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Hockeyfisher11
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Penis!
Feb 19 2009 11:17PM
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Flarestrike
Posts: 437 - Karma: 18
you have epic tits
Feb 19 2009 11:20PM
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Hockeyfisher11
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
HAHAHA
Feb 19 2009 11:25PM
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*Jib_life*
Posts: 119 - Karma: 18
Ive seen this one work: "May I have the honor of taking a dump on your chest?"
Feb 19 2009 11:46PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126

"Was your father a meat burglar? The reason i ask, is because it looks like someone stole two fine hams, and shoved them down the back of your dress." Made famous by The Ladies Man.

"Hey I got condoms" Made famous by Preston.

Feb 19 2009 11:47PM
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Silister
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
Wanna see my new underwear?
Feb 19 2009 11:51PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
who's puttin together a puzzle? cuz i just found a hot piece
Feb 19 2009 11:51PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11

Did you grow up on a farm ??? cause you really know how to raise cocks....

Feb 19 2009 11:58PM
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spotter487
Posts: 462 - Karma: 12
ahahaha
Feb 20 2009 1:17AM
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DBAKE
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 340
cocaines a hell of a drug.
Feb 20 2009 1:26AM
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epic_line
Posts: 929 - Karma: 32
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Feb 20 2009 3:49AM
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ugsey
Posts: 95 - Karma: 14
EPIC TITS!!!
Feb 20 2009 7:26AM
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tremp
Posts: 273 - Karma: 10
if we flip a quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?
Feb 20 2009 7:58AM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Feb 20 2009 8:20AM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
14 and 1/2
Feb 20 2009 9:29AM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
hahahah
Feb 20 2009 9:48AM
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gbpack85br
Posts: 882 - Karma: 45
ur a fag kyle ur using all my pick up lines
Feb 23 2009 6:42PM
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T.Hartman
Posts: 277 - Karma: 53
what has 99 metal bars and holds back the incredible hulk....?

my zipper
Feb 23 2009 6:58PM
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bryanw
Posts: 533 - Karma: 284
I wanna be on you
Feb 23 2009 7:09PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
im not really this tall im sitting on my wallet
Feb 23 2009 7:22PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
ooooh and 1/2. big boy
Feb 23 2009 7:30PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602
Oh my god thats where i heard it!!! i just looked at the mag again and it was in a casabon interview haha credit to phil
Feb 23 2009 7:38PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
do u work for ups because i saw u checkin out my pakage

do u belive in love at first sight or should i walk buy again
Feb 23 2009 7:44PM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17

my boners a wild animal

and only you can taim it

Feb 23 2009 7:44PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
hey my dick died can i bury it in your ass/vagina/mouth.... (whatever floats you boat)
Feb 23 2009 7:54PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i no man im sort of a big deal
Feb 23 2009 8:01PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
story of this kid i know: So hes sorta a dumbass and he was at a track and field meet and he and some other guys were just chillen. As an extremely hot girl walks by the other guys say "Ben go talk to that girl" ben replies "well... i dont know what to say" everbody just says use the polar bear line. He says ok and everyone expects him to use the classic how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. So he walks to this girl and says " How much does a polar bear weigh? Less then you. Relizing what he just said he turns around and runs away, the group of people are absolutely stunned and they just look at him and are in hysterics laughing. 
Feb 23 2009 8:10PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
Are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you
Feb 23 2009 8:15PM
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Jay31
Posts: 796 - Karma: 11
You have a breathtaking hiney.

Lets go to myspace so i can google your yahoo
Feb 23 2009 8:22PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
your dad must have been a farmer because you are good at raising cocks
Feb 23 2009 8:30PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
hahahahhaha
Feb 23 2009 8:34PM
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greenman
Posts: 945 - Karma: 27
just bust out a line about something around you to be funny like

The only thing worse than standing next to your waiter at the urinal is standing next to your waitress at the urinal.

Feb 23 2009 9:11PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

excuse me miss, will you be walking to your car alone tonight?

Did it hurt? long pause... she asks Did what hurt? longer pause...... When you were beat with the fucking ugly stick!

but seriously....

my friends wanted to know if you think im cute. (has worked for me)

Want to get out of here for a fuck and some pizza? she usually gives a strange look... then you ask... What? You dont like pizza? (some find it funny)

Want to see where the shark bit me / pirate cut me / bullet hit me / hooker bit me / ect....

Feb 23 2009 11:49PM
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kylejames
Posts: 42 - Karma: 15

i like my woman like i like my wine 8 years old and locked in a cellar.

does this rag smell like ether?

Feb 23 2009 11:52PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? no? wanna get lunch?
Feb 23 2009 11:52PM
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