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PICK UP LINES

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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
tell one of your best pick up lines


do you work at subway? cause your giving me a footlong.

Did it hurt?            when you fell from heaven


Feb 19 2009 10:55AM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602
the word of the day is legs. so lets go back to my place and spread the word
Feb 19 2009 11:04AM
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Dani*
Posts: 240 - Karma: 38

haha I like that one.

Feb 19 2009 11:07AM
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Dani*
Posts: 240 - Karma: 38
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
Feb 19 2009 11:08AM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
bahahah


I'm sure not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bed rock.
Feb 19 2009 11:09AM
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Kelly-Goosecock
Posts: 117 - Karma: 24
"suck me beautiful"
Feb 19 2009 11:21AM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is February 19, 2009 at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Your eyes are the same color as my bentley


thats all i have as of right now
Feb 19 2009 11:25AM
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Feb 19 2009 11:27AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55

Nice shoes. Let's fuck.

Feb 19 2009 11:33AM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
If you were a booger I'd pick you.
Feb 19 2009 11:44AM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
when i'm chatting up girls at the bar I will just blatantly insult something about them... that usually grabs their attention, then you go from there...
Feb 19 2009 11:47AM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
that doesn't sound like a good idea
Feb 19 2009 11:50AM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
I'm not sure how old you are, but when you get to university/college, or at the age when you start meeting girls in bars for the purpose of sleeping with them, the first and most important thing is getting their attention initially...

you can do this by doing a couple things (buying them a drink for example, but i'm broke so i don't do this)

once you get beyond the insult (they'll get over it pretty quickly), she'll hang to every word you say.
Feb 19 2009 11:53AM
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spruitm
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 1,069
point at the girl and do the finger curl up thing to get them to come over.  she will probably be curious enough to actually come over.  when she does say "i just made you come with 1 finger, imagine what i could do with my whole hand"
Feb 19 2009 12:03PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
im 14
Feb 19 2009 12:04PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
If i were a pirate, id loot your ship all night long
If I your left leg was christmas, and your right was New Years,
do you think that i could spend time in betweeeeen the holidays?
Feb 19 2009 12:06PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
hahaha oh shit
Feb 19 2009 12:08PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
id recommend searchbaring


but "i would like to urinate in your anal cavity" always gets the job done.

Feb 19 2009 12:08PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
haha but nah i don't wanna search bar it i want to hear some original pick up lines
Feb 19 2009 12:16PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
i see i see
Feb 19 2009 12:25PM
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Skyhumper
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
250 bones in your body. Want another?

Lets play army. You be good and I'll be bad, then you can blow the shit out of me.

Lets play circus. You be the lion and I'll be the tamer and I'll throw you my meat.
Feb 19 2009 12:37PM
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romerider50
Posts: 19 - Karma: 18
aw that first one is cute
Feb 19 2009 12:37PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
ha yeah man alright                                                        Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Feb 19 2009 12:38PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
it works, and the hotter the girl is, the better it works. You can also point out a flaw, or just mention that theres something on their teeth/nose/face/wtv, it just breaks their confidence, and when you do that to a hot girl, who's used to been seen as perfect, she'll feel that her "hotness" didnt impress you and will therefore become interesting to her because you'll appear to be the confident hard to impress type of guy
Feb 19 2009 12:41PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i understand now
Feb 19 2009 12:42PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i forgot to say give +k for who ever has funny pickup lines
Feb 19 2009 1:06PM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,829
is there a mirror in your pants? cuz i can see myself in them
Feb 19 2009 1:11PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
you: i have this special talent
girl: what is it?
you: well, i can tell if you're wearing underwear or not. and right now, you're not.
girl: shut up yes i am!!
you: (look at your wrist). oh wait sorry i forgot, its two hours fast
Feb 19 2009 1:30PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
"i'm on the rugby team"

works every time
Feb 19 2009 2:11PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
truth~ This is how I get every girls attention~ you cant insult them hard though~ just a light one that gets you talking
Feb 19 2009 2:17PM
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ShredBetty
Posts: 478 - Karma: 23
if you were a booger, i'd pick you!

anddddd i came up with this one...picking up guys (more snowboard related, but you'll get it)

hey so I'm pretty good at rail tricks...i can do backside...frontside....lipslide....i'd like to show you my skills,so can i come jib your rail sometime?


Feb 19 2009 2:20PM
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nickmiles
Posts: 1070 - Karma: 844
this one is classic

i'll nose press your box if you lipslide my rail
Feb 19 2009 2:26PM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
do that shit all the time just not at the bar though but im in college

Feb 19 2009 2:31PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
that first one was mine
Feb 19 2009 2:45PM
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krystoff
Posts: 228 - Karma: 19
LET US FUCK!
Feb 19 2009 2:54PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
Hey wanna go back to my house and play with my Wii

I thought maybe later we could bring out our ipods and have a Itouch party
Feb 19 2009 2:58PM
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akikutis
Posts: 148 - Karma: 11
I wanna penetrate you.
Feb 19 2009 3:00PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
i like this. nice and to the point
Feb 19 2009 3:01PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

lmao i dont use pick up lines. i just talk instead

by buddy used the worst pick up line ever. he walked up to this girl and said: "hey baby, nice legs when can they open for me".... and then she told him to fuck off and he got made fun of for ever. lawl

Feb 19 2009 3:03PM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
at the bar, my friend got a note written on a napkin saying, "smile if you wanna make out."
Feb 19 2009 3:04PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
go up to a chick at a party and go


"hey i didnt know you were inviting all these people, i thought it was just gonna be us two"
Feb 19 2009 3:14PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
and she probably smiled too...or just go up to someone and be like 'smile if you want to have sex with me.'

Then one of my favorites, so I am really good at math, if you ever need help I can tutor you. We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
Feb 19 2009 3:15PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
bahahahah WINNER!
Feb 19 2009 3:17PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
your pants are very becoming, of course I i were your pants I'd be coming too.
Feb 19 2009 3:19PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
hahahah
Feb 19 2009 3:30PM
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cable
Posts: 323 - Karma: 25
You - "did you win any superlatives in high school?"
Her - "um...no...why?"
Your - "well, because i thought you definitely would have won best eyes."
Feb 19 2009 3:34PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
if you asked to jib my rail, no matter what you looked like, i would say yes

"My dick just died.... can i bury it in your ass?"

^thats my favorite
Feb 19 2009 4:02PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
aw that's one cute
Feb 19 2009 4:04PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
i don't really know any good ones but this kid told me this one.. "if we were both squirells could i bust a nutt in your hole"
Feb 19 2009 4:07PM
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Justin.B
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Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see me in your pants
Feb 19 2009 4:15PM
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q_sketch
Posts: 291 - Karma: 15

go up to a girl and lick your finger... rub it on her shirt and say, "lets get you out of those wet clothes."

Feb 19 2009 4:22PM
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