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HELP ME NOW!!!!!!

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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
i just ate 17 1/2 joints, 15 tylenol pills, some speed, a midget, 3 hits of extasy, and a pitcher of kool aid followed by a mcrib sandwhich and schringe of heroine!!!!! what should i do!? it feels like satan is masturbating with a sword in my stomach!!!! i have mad drug binges alot, bu this is by far the worst!!! and also to make matters worst im in a swetty hut in thailand with my laptop on ns!!!!


BUFU: by us fuck you
Jan 10 2004 4:41PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Go throw up.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 10 2004 4:42PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
try to fall asleep


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 4:42PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
If you fall asleep you'll die for sure.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 10 2004 4:44PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^^^ thats the point


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 4:45PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
how many times can i say bullshit.
Jan 10 2004 4:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
go to sleep linejibber, it will help


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 4:48PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
My bad Lat....yah dude just chill out and drift away into the beautiful darkness. Please make sure your tounge is falling back into your throat when you do so.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 10 2004 4:51PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i think hes making fun of the other thread...
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Jan 10 2004 4:52PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i believe he is too


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 4:53PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i had hte original 'help me' thread. now all these crazy people are copying me, hey! what if i said i was gonna die in 2 days cause i ate 30-50 pills. would nayone donate to my fund now?
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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE


HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER
I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!
paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
Jan 10 2004 5:37PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
^ There would be no point. Why would you give something to somebody who's about to die? They're supposed to give stuff to you.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Jan 10 2004 6:02PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
haha, that was fuckin hilarious
Jan 10 2004 11:09PM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
damn, he would have made it, if it wasn't for that damn McRib sandwich!




Why do your skis curve up on both ends?
Jan 10 2004 11:11PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
dude he is 13, come on
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Jan 10 2004 11:21PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hes a little hyper, he just swallowed 5 gallons of penguin semen, give him a break


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 1:15AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
where can you buy 5 gallons of semen??? anywhere, go check out your local zoo


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 4:56PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
buy it? get it fresh from antarctica
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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE


HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER
I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!
paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
Jan 11 2004 5:01PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
but then it comes in block form, its only good for drinks


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 5:02PM
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