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me and my friends always got tennis rackets and hit crab apples with them over our fence into the other yards. this one day this old lady was working in her garden (she was like 80) and the apple came sailing down and hit her on the head. My parents were furiose.
When i lived in england there were these old ruins near a main road so my friends and i used to throw water bombs at cars and then run and hide behind the ruins. In the summer i hit this guy in his convertable. he lost control and semi crashed into a pole (going like 5mph after he hit the breaks). we booked it as fast as we could and never got found out.
when i was in kindegarden this kid stole my book so i grabbed the kid and slammed his head into the corner of a bookshelf. he had to get stiches.
In seventh grade this asian kid called winston was really pissing me off so i turned around and punched him sqaure in the throat.
I called the headmistress a bitch and she started crying. i got suspended for two days.
i flipped off the principal in first grade (yeah some kid showed me it) i didint know what it meant but i still got in a shitload a trouble.
this isnt really classified as mean but i shoplifted a flashlight from home depot because me and my friends were going to go explore this old burnt down house. rather than be descrete about it i just tried to run out of the store. i was chased down by security, arrested and had to spend 8 hours in a cell. I was then grounded for the whole summer. im now not allowed to go into any home depots in the state of massachusetts anymore and im still on probation. but fuck them i just go to lowe's.
this year in 9th grade since i go to private school every girl is really really ugly. anyway they also think the guys are really ugly. the ugliest bitch of them all who goes nameless one day just came up to my crew and just hot flashed all over the place going on about how arrogant and retarted we all are. we then say shes the most ugliest bitch in the school and how she will never get a guy (she thinks shes really hot and goes around talking about hot guys and asking people if she should let them go out with her when they dont even ask her out) She starts crying and since its private school we get suspended. three days to "think about our actions at home" we had to write this lovey dubby letter of apology.
i (kind of) felt up my best friends girl at this party (i was a little tipsy) so he had beef for me. anyway the girl goes on to him later about how i got further with her that he did in a month. i felt bad and i turned on the girl calling her a skank, bitch, whore and how it was my fault. she kicked me in the nuts.
airsoft guns. yup.
when i lived in england this really tiny kid always used to shout from across the playground at recess about my mom and stuff (my mom had cancer at the time, shes alright now =)) and he kept calling her cancer bitch. i always ran after him. Now in seventh grade i was 5'8 and 150 pounds so i could never catch the kid. one day i finally caught him and just kept pounding his face in. he had to get recontructive surgery on his nose.
i kicked this kid with my ski boot in the shin because he didint give me a dollar (i was a real dick in 5th grade and i feel really bad about it now)
I consider myself a mostly nice kid. these stories dont do me much justice but if it helps i recently got back from working with orphans in the dominican republic and my school raised 10,000 dollars for them. they had nothing and it feels good to have done something for them.
As a youngling i was a pretty good kid. Except, when i was five i was scared to go to the mall bathroom alone because i thought i would get raped.........I was playing this one interactive shooting game in the arcade my older brother wouldn't take me so i just kinda kept playing.......... i was like christian i really really gotta go he was too busy playing time crisis, so i ended up taking the best piss of my life onto this one game i happened to be wearing white shoes and my pants looked as if i had done a split in a river. So i come back two days later and there is cation tape around the game. Unfortunatly, the lady that owned the joint recongnized me and was yelling at the top of her lungs that the game was expensive. i told her to get the hell away from me and bolted the hell outta there. I didnt go to the arcade for another two years until they got a new owner.
I'd take people's shoes from our mudroom and stuff them in toilets throughout the house
And rip all the labels off anything canned in the pantry...made a huge problem for my mother
I ziptied my little brother to his high chair one time...
elementary school: called my music teacher fat over a microphone in a crowded gym, threw stones at kids on the playground, peed all over the toilet seats in every bathroom, deflated the air in every bike tire i could possibly find, threw stones at cars, nailed a kid in the face with a yo yo, hated on chicks, straight up bitched at kids when i explained to them how my yo yo was so much better than theirs, loosened the end of a kids yo yo so when he threw it half of it shot out and nailed a girl in the face causing a bloody nose, purposley farted whenever there was a moment of silence in class (whenever i had one loaded), whoopi cushioned mrs. platt LOL, umm.... that pretty much sums it up.
middle school: hartley waller. made fun of that kid so bad he switched schools. i felt nothing. now i feel like an asshole
highschool: egged cars on the highway. wow was that gay haha
now that im in college i look back on these days and wonder how i never got my ass kicked or arrested. wowzers...
when i was 8 i beat down my first bitch cuz she owed me money.. things escalated and i served 3-10 upstate.
In 1st grade i punched my teacher, i forget why but i got in quite a bit of trouble
and this one is pretty funny: i used to piss on all the rolls of toilet paper in all the stalls in public bathrooms so nobody could wipe their ass
and i have been an absolute douchebag to a few substitute teachers but whatever
When i was at school, there was a couple of fat dumb kids who i used to bully when i was about 11 years old. I've done a lot worst, like throwing bottles at bouncers for not letting me and my friends in.
