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Mean things you did as a kid

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0123456789
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yo so i was thinking baout how i was a mean child, and things i did that were not nice to pther people.

so lets hear some mean things you did as a kid!

heres one of mine, im sure ill think of more as this thread grows.


there was a fat kid who picked on me in like 4th grade, so i got our whole class to call him "kitchen" because "he lived in the kitchen cause he was so fat" the entire time in elemetary school we all called him kitchen, now hes an even bigger fat fuck and just as douchey



Feb 18 2009 8:20PM
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martin.
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we had some of those book orders. A kid ordered a book that I wanted. On the day it was delivered I asked if I could "borrow" it.

I never gave him the book back. It was third grade and I still feel bad.
Feb 19 2009 12:28AM
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bhill2.0
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one of my neighbors was over and I made him watch an episode of " The Twilight Zone" . It was the episode where everyones a pig and that one chick is normal and freaks the fuck out. Well accordingly my neighbor freaked the fuck out and ran home crying his eyes out. Sooooooo gay cus he was older than me too
Feb 19 2009 12:56AM
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Elijah.
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Me and my friend used to shoot his brothers BB gun at birds and squirrels...

We posted up on his backyard fence (right next to a golf course) one time and shot at these guys who were teeing off, ending hitting one in the ass and running inside.
And we always prank phone called random numbers, that was kind of douchey.

Feb 19 2009 1:16AM
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case.s
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when i was in 3rd or 4th grade i was playing paintball with my bother (who's 3 yrs older) and his friend who i had SUCH a crush on.  I overheard him telling my bro about this girl he liked so i went to "accidentally" pegged him with a paintball in the back of the head, but hit his neck instead, he cried lots, I laughed.
Feb 19 2009 1:19AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I destroyed ant hills. I regret my decisions.

Stole other kids pokemon cards haha.
Feb 19 2009 1:37AM
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*LiNeLover*
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    i was always in trouble when i was in elementry school... but this one time,
This kid told me that since i was a girl i couldnt play on his football team at recess
sooo,
I kicked him in the nuts as hard as i could with my high heeled boots that i was wearing...
I wasnt allowed to go to school for a few days after that one..

yeah, i really cant stand people who are sexist

Feb 19 2009 2:13AM
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WhiteBurd
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true statement
Feb 19 2009 2:17AM
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stonedTEX
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punishment did not fit the crime
Feb 19 2009 3:05AM
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ORski21
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i wasnt that mean, but i had friends who were huge douches. there was this one girl whos house they always did shit to for no real reason. They egged it, threw rotten apples at it, threw pickle-o-pete-bombs in their yard, and tons of other shit. I just laughed

I also went to an elementary school with a ton of retarded kids cause it was a small school so the parents though they would get extra attention and shit, needless to say there were some pretty mean things done to those kids.
One of those kid wanted to be cool like none other, so if you went over to his house you could pretty much do anything you wanted and hed b ok with it, even though he would get in a shit load of trouble with his parents. We'd trash his house whenever we went over, i had friends who wouldnt shit for days just to clog his toilets. the best part was his mom always had food ready for us whenever we came over
Feb 19 2009 4:24AM
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daringharry
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I used to throw rotten eggs and tomatoes at moving cars.

In 5th grade i made fun and pushed this kid into lockers because he smelled like shit and had a tube in his stomach.
I feel bad about it.
Feb 19 2009 7:24AM
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Flarestrike
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We threw pinecones at each other in grade 1 and 2, got in trouble by the teachers when they started hitting the teachers cars...that sucked

when i was in grade 7 stole the grade 1 - grade 3 kids marbles

played socby (combination of soccer and rugby) one kid got his arm broken and got carted off in an ambulance, we got banned from playing it and went back to it the next day.

taught the down syndrome kid to say bugger and swear and stuff...kinda mean, but everyone liked him because he was funny

me and my brother used to have play fights in the yard, i hit him with a massive stick that was taller then me so he got one and threw it at me

threw rocks at my brother, he threw them back, we'd both cry to our parents and get sent to our rooms

you know the metal monkey bar swing thingos? i smacked a girl on the head with one of them and she started crying and ran off, still feel bad about that

after swimming we found a high powered spotlight that had a metal grill over the light, as the little prick i am i moved it to me and it burnt the girl i like....that sucked really bad...still can't make it up to her

yeh...i sucked as a child

Feb 19 2009 7:25AM
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FREE-WHA
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HAHAHAHA YES! always blame the fat kid!

when i was in elementry maby gr2 we would have some nasty battles fighting girls. this wasnt guys kicking the shit outa the girls, these chicks were violent. the brawls ended up turning into outsider style fights ending in blood and chipped baby teeth. hmm i used to hide kids stuff in the lost and found so they would miss their bus, convince kids that holographic pokemon cards were shitty and trade them the gayest looking cards i owned.  in the winters there were always huge piles of snow from the plows that we would fight on, the objective was to stay on the top of the hill with a couple of buddies and kick the shit outa kids trying to climb to the top using whatever worked best, my favourite move was to kick kids in the face just as determened little faces were visible pokeing over the top on the hill.

good times at preastman street elementry...

Feb 19 2009 12:20PM
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FREE-WHA
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another game we used to play was called "chicken fights" but there would be two kids on eather end of a monkey bar set, the ones with the hanging rigs and the objective was to kick the other kid off...terrible description but w/e, so one day i was facing off with "the BEST chicken fighter" and my hat fell over my eyes and i ended up kicking him in the nuts(cheep but by acident)  he managed to stay holding on with one hand so i pulled up my hat swung another ring closer and finished him off with a kick to the face. kids crawls away with a bloody nose but I WON! feel bad for this one but walked away the new "chicken fight champ!"
Feb 19 2009 12:32PM
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bangarangmules
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one time when i was little, i spit on people on a ferris wheel haha i still feel guilty to this day
Feb 19 2009 12:44PM
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20160Air
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Tied the fat kid to a tree using measuring tape. As it unravelled he tried to grab it and it sliced his hands open.

One of my worst memories

Feb 19 2009 1:02PM
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Dani*
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I used to be really mean to my younger sister who is 2 and 1/2 years younger than me. one day I was bored and took a bunch of markers off the shelf and asked her if she wanted to look like sailor moon. she said yes and I proceeded to scribble all over her face - I mean, allllllll over her face. My mom freaked and  I never saw those markers again.
Feb 19 2009 1:15PM
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skier_boy26
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when I was in elementary school, there was this foreign kid that had been in a class with me before. For some reason I didn't really like him, so when we would have spelling tests in class, usually I was the one who would tell them the word and all that shit (since I had a different test). Well he would memorize the words in the order they were givin on the study sheet, so he would practically write them down before the test began. But me being a dick, I would read them in a different order to get him. Doesn't sound like much now, but it was pretty cruel.

In little league baseball, there was this kid that had kind of been my friend, but not really since he was a pussy. He had previously swindled some of my badass baseball cards and denied it, so when our teams faced eachother, I wanted revenge. I happened to be pitching that day, and threw a fastball right on his fucking hands. He cried so much. Made me happy.

I guess usually I wasn't really mean towards other kids (there are more instances than above, of course), more that I did shit like throwing shit at cars, buildings, burnt shit, etc.
Feb 19 2009 1:24PM
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KingTaco
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chased my neighbor with a lawnmower that was on
Feb 19 2009 1:29PM
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.travis.
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i didnt get mean till college but only to my roommate who i hated. i pissed in his shampoo. he also loved mechanical pencils and took ridiculous amounts of notes so one day while he was in class i took all the lead out and broke it into tiny tiny pieces so it would all fall out in class. he was so mad. i appreciate the little things in life
Feb 19 2009 3:20PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I can't think of anything except straight up socking my sister in the face for no reason.
I also used to bite people and draw blood, and get the big knife from the kitchen and threaten my brother and sister with it when they were being asses
Feb 19 2009 3:28PM
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Snowgoner
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Back when i was in 3rd grade and my sister who was in 6th grade and a boy in my sister's class, we threw snowballs at cars and sticks into the road so that cars would run over them(LOL). the cops got involved and my parents were pissed.
In 5th grade a couple of friends and i would call this one girl that was hot at the time but real bitchy, a hot bitch. Then my gay ass friend told her about it and then she started crying and told the teachers and shit. I had to talk with the principle and teachers and stuff. they made me write an apology note.
In 2nd grade a couple of friends and i were playing this game at reces that we would always play. It was like tag and fighting and king of the hill all mixed together. So anyway this really gay kid wanted to play with us, my school was really gay so they made us let him play. So we were playing and were all gaining up on this kidand my friend took him down from behind and i sat on him and starting farting in his mouth(haha). And, right in the middle of when i was doing this a teacher comes over and starts yealling at us. She was like telling us that we were bullying him and shit. But after that i thought it was over and they would just let it go. So the next day at school i found out that the gay kid told his mom and we had to talk with the teachers and him and stuff. I ended up getting in a shit load of trouble and the kid transfered schools and didn't come back the next year. I don't really feel bad because the kid was really homo and annoying.
And on monday we went up to okemo to ski and in the lodge we were eating lunch. We were on the second floor of te main lodge so you can like look down at the people below you eating and shit. So there was this one creepy lady reading but she kept looking up at us. So then we started throwing fries at her head from the top level(haha). She then found out it was us and was super pissed. We realized that se was going to come up to the second level. So my friends and i ran outside. We didn't see her again.
Feb 19 2009 3:58PM
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yelsel
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I used to beat up boys on the playground. Then I lost my recess time.

When I was in 5th grade I was with some douche running around the neighborhood egging houses, throwing crab apples at people and putting notes in peoples mailboxes. The cops came to the house later that night. My parents were not happy.

My brother was supposed to watch my fish while I went away to camp for a weekend. I came home to find out that he basically cooked my fish by leaving the lamp on in the tank for too long. I put ajax in his fish tank and killed them all. Instead of flushing them, I let them "swim" in the toilet for a while. He was not happy.

I told a girl that lived down the street from me that her toes looked like "hairy meatballs". She didnt like me after that and now I have to work with her father.

I beat a girl up for chopping my hair off while I was sleeping. She still has a scar on her face from it.

At finals for sectionals, my coach pissed me off so I made sure we "pissed" her off. A bunch of us peed into a gatorage bottle and leaned it up against her hotel door. We got it just right, knocked really loud and took off to another room. We could hear her screaming in disgust. Apparently the hotel was booked so they couldnt even give her another room.

Thats just a little bit of what I did...I'll keep it at that though. Yeah, I was a bad kid.

Feb 19 2009 4:35PM
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kko
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i got kicked out of daycare when i was two, i punched this boy in the face because he took my swing haha i guess i was an angry toddler
Feb 19 2009 4:35PM
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coolhwipskier
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ah man, fun reading all these different things. I remember when i was in around grade 6 it was a really snowy night and the conditions were terrible, but we ended up ordering pizza and the person actualyl decided to come. so me and a few friends went out and made snow people on the road and put some old clothes and rags on them, they looked pretty legit. So when the pizza guy came we were watching from inside our window the whole time and he rammed into the snow people slammed on his brakes and went into a snowbank. Got out and was looking at the rags and shit and realized it wasnt real people, but we still got really scared, and regardless he delivered our pizzas and my parents answered the door and he asked if their kids had been out at all, and they looked at me and i said no...they didnt know. But he walked away and i saw his car parked in our driveway and there was big dent in the front bumper.....it was pretty mean, and got way worst than we thought it would be,,,,pretty fucked up actually
Feb 19 2009 5:40PM
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tBatt
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hahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i clicked on this thread entirely to hear about something you did to ali.
Feb 19 2009 6:07PM
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J-mo44
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in like grade 3 this kid had been really bugging me for a week or so. well i decided to do something about it but one of my friends told the kid i was gonna beat him up so he punched me in the back of the head, well i was standing on top of this steep hill with a huge tree like 15 feet down.. i grabbed him by his shirt and and ran down the hill and slammed his face into the tree.. i ended up hurting his neck really bad and shit and he had a bloody nose..


that same year over the winter it was super snowy and these bigger kids came to our school who were all really gay, like total losers but i mean, they were still older kids. so anyways they came to like have some fun and beat up some little kids.. so anyways my brother was picking me up that day and he showed up with like 2 friends and ended up beating these kids up. it was fucking badass


also like three days later my brother put like 3 bottle caps in a snowball and threw it at my face and cut up my face
Feb 19 2009 6:19PM
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0123456789
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lol dont tell her, it makes me laugh everythime i think about whe i did it, and she doesnt know
Feb 19 2009 6:22PM
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Drew.C
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so earlyer this year this faggot who sat in front of me in spanish found someones spanish book on his desk. he took the book cover off and drew a big ass dick on the front. the book turned out to belong to a girl who has torrets. i new this and told one of my friends who was in her class about it and how it would be funny as shit when she took the cover off. well 2 days ago she started twitching and shit becuase she found it and she had to show her teacher. im a freshman and i kinda feel bad but its so funny hahaha
Feb 19 2009 6:26PM
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SpiritualPlum
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Wow... soo many... ill start with a few faves... i used to piss in my mom's shampoo bottle EVERYDAY... also, whenever me and my 3 besties got in trouble (and to this day) they all fucking blame me and i get in touble for it...  ONe time we put a bunch of grasshoppers in a shoebox...they all killed each other and i felt guilty... also felt guilty when i shot a sparrow with my bb gun, but it wasn't dead and my dad says "he's in pain ill put him out of his misery"... sets the bird on the ground, stomps on it's head, and twist his foot... *CRACK* *little bit of my soul dies*... Stole my friends POKeMON card, and my mom made me take it back, and write an apology letter... ONe time our entire grade (6th grade) went to a camp with cabins and shit, so anyways there was a "not so bright kid/ half retarded" and we all decided to throw acorns at him... he started to cry, and I felt bad... alright, it isn't in the easiest to read format, and it's not all my memories, but some of my favorites (for some cruel reason)
Feb 19 2009 9:18PM
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BikeMlatt69
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me and my family went to washington d.c and we were at the lincoln memorial and hundreds of people were there and i pantsed my brother on the stairs infront of everyone

my friend has a go kart and we were driving it around his yard and i crashed it into his deck stairs and they completely broke off. i was lucky though cause i could broken like both my legs
Feb 19 2009 10:26PM
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Phantom
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one time i prank called this random number and told them i was on the roof of their house and asked them to bring a ladder to get me down. i think they believed me too, cuz i heard them set the phone down and walk off, but not hang up.

good times in sophmore year of hs.
Feb 20 2009 12:40AM
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Jwalk
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in 2nd grade i told this guy that this girl really had a crush on him and wanted to have sex with him(she didnt) so this guy chased this girl who thought he was a creeper around and shit it was funny but a fourth grader tricked me into it

got this kid to eat skittles off the rocks in the playground

Feb 20 2009 1:24AM
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sack
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once in grade 5 I stole this kid's airplane pencil sharpener, and then felt really bad about it. ended up giving it to my brother
once when I was about 8 I stole a button from a store
when I was five, I tore up a styrofoam meat tray and stuffed it down the heating vent in my room
in grade 5 or 6 I was friends with this bossy girl and I didn't like how she was bossy, so I stopped hanging out with her. she got kind of pissed off about that.

Feb 20 2009 1:42AM
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kirkeby
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In 3rd grade there was this girl who was huge as a mountain and she was a smoker. So I made everyone call her "the volcano". She couldnt get rid off that name and changed school after a year

I have also killed a lot of bugs like some of you guys have, but I dont feel bad about it in any way.

Feb 20 2009 9:39AM
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Shlogan
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that happened to me last year in front of a bleacher full of girls on cold winterday. it blew. i one time made my cousin pay me money for a slice of bread cuz shes rich hahaha.
Feb 20 2009 9:51AM
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Shlogan
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did i mention the bread was her dads?
Feb 20 2009 9:52AM
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OhMyBosh
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for some reason a kid was sitting on a chair in this big ass puddle in the parking lot for some reason, and i ran up behind him and pushed the chair over and then he cried to his mom and i had to write an apology letter...

also done the whole, pissing/jizzing in shampoo, but it was on a school trip and the teacher found out and i got in shit.
Feb 20 2009 9:55AM
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ParkE
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oh man so many storys i can tell but this has to be one of the best

took a bottle of water into the bathroom. drank it, peed in the bottle, opened the soap dispenser poured the pee in the soap thing, stirred it up with a pencil and then watched a kid wash his hands with it.

claim?

Feb 20 2009 10:12AM
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An10a_Eng
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this one time i didnt like this kid so i ground his parents up into chili and fed it to him
Feb 20 2009 4:19PM
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ECfreeski3
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dude your mom's a psycho
Feb 20 2009 4:29PM
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Armegadon
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When i was in grade 2-5 everyone would play marbles outside and everyone carried there marbles around in plastic bags so me and my friends would brings scissors out and cut out the bottoms of ppls bags and steal there marbles and sell them back.
Feb 20 2009 4:39PM
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0123456789
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hha as in you blew your load cause you looked at some hotties?

or you just have a small dick?
Feb 20 2009 4:47PM
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Aaaron.
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beyond epic.
Feb 20 2009 5:14PM
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jib_dat_sheaa
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one of our friends has one arm. and my friend who will remain nameless makes jokes alll the time right in front of him calling him "nubs" and going hey dude high ten (instead of high five) and he can't fuckin high ten obviousely. so when he wears hoodys we tie his sleeve to shit. desks, chair lifts, stolen cheese, etc.
Feb 21 2009 3:02AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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When I was 5 I bit my sister's hand because she wouldnt let me ride my bike in the house. Turns out biting her caused an infection and she had to get surgery and stitches..
Feb 21 2009 4:09AM
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0123456789
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if hes cool with it then whatev, at least he can joke about that shit.



there was a kid who tried to make a bomb in like 8th grade, it blew up and he lost most of his fingers so he only had nubs. we called him nubs for his whole school career. he was also a douchebag who deserved to get called that.
Feb 21 2009 8:33AM
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CassieM
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i hid my little brother's toothpaste from him when i was like 5, and he couldn't find it for a week. he ended up getting into huge trouble because he "lost" his toothpaste and was stupid enough not to use someone else's haha
Feb 21 2009 9:03AM
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Shlogan
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hahah no to the first part of that. wow i really didnt mean to mke it sound like that hahah
Feb 21 2009 9:16AM
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PurpleDino
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hmm. lets see. in kindergarten (sp?) i threw glass at my best friends head. i just told the teachers i thought it was dirt and didn't get in trouble. then in fourth grade i called this chick a lesbo and got in huge trouble. oops.
Feb 21 2009 9:56AM
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mophead
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Back in the day I used to twist my little brothers as high up as possible in their high chair swings and let them spin into a stupor so i could watch them try to walk and fall down
Feb 21 2009 2:34PM
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