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Mean things you did as a kid

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0123456789
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yo so i was thinking baout how i was a mean child, and things i did that were not nice to pther people.

so lets hear some mean things you did as a kid!

heres one of mine, im sure ill think of more as this thread grows.


there was a fat kid who picked on me in like 4th grade, so i got our whole class to call him "kitchen" because "he lived in the kitchen cause he was so fat" the entire time in elemetary school we all called him kitchen, now hes an even bigger fat fuck and just as douchey



Feb 18 2009 8:20PM
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Justin.B
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we had this hill in our elementary school, so we tabletopped some kid from the top and the kid broke his ankle/foot in 3 different spots and one broken on his elbow.
Feb 18 2009 8:22PM
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A.M43
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I had a trampoline with a net, we wouldn't let this one kid off until he would try, and land, a backflip.

after a few times of landing upside down i guess we felt bad and let him off

Feb 18 2009 8:25PM
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k-rob
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i never stopped doing mean things haha
or at least, things that other people would call mean, i think i'm pretty well justified in most of my actions
Feb 18 2009 8:27PM
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0123456789
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lol shoulda made him stay on or netted his ass so he couldnt move haha
Feb 18 2009 8:27PM
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Aaaron.
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claim.
Feb 18 2009 8:32PM
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k-rob
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oh come on.
Feb 18 2009 8:35PM
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no_steeze
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i used to steal other kids keychains in first grade

i also tied a kid to a tree and forgot about him for 2 hrs
Feb 18 2009 8:36PM
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philipc
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there was this kid, his mom was white and dad was black. i called him an oreo and got suspended
Feb 18 2009 8:36PM
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Dainsey
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i once called a kid stupid head
he started crying
i got time outand couldn't go to recess for three days
Feb 18 2009 8:36PM
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k-rob
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bwahahahahaha post of the day right here!
Feb 18 2009 8:37PM
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Nicholas.
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my friend made a kid drink piss to use his tramp, i just watched and didnt do much.

punched a chubby kid in the face really hard and knocked a tooth out, fucked him up pretty bad for one punch from a little kid. got in trouble for that.

called a girl fat, she kicked me in the nuts.

i was a really mean mean kid til like 8th grade or highschool.

except sr year of highschool i was really an asshole for a bit, at homecoming i was hammered drunk and grabbed some random bitch, i looked at my buddy and put up 1 finger then five fingers, his response was 3 (meaning shes a 3 on 5) so i kinda jumped off real quick pusher her to the side a lil and found another girl.


Feb 18 2009 8:39PM
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crazyfuck
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i learned how to disconnect V-brakes when i was in 1st grade... i can't tell you how many times i went through the bike racks and disconnected everyone's brakes during recess. i didn't get caught until i was in 4th grade. good times.
Feb 18 2009 8:40PM
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q_sketch
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i once pissed in a kids mtn dew bottle... he drank it of course
Feb 18 2009 8:41PM
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0123456789
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haha a few more of mine


one time i old this kid to pants another kid. the pantser snagged the kids boxers too. so some poor kid was ther buck nekkid on the playground haha.


one time in like 3rd grade my sister pissed me off, so i peed in her shampoo. never told her hahah.
Feb 18 2009 8:43PM
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pounds.
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whatever pokemon is like a tiger and awesome.... i stole a plastic replica of that in kindergarten. i felt bad and put it back in his bag so he wouldnt know i took it
Feb 18 2009 8:46PM
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skrilla_MAC
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in 3rd grade i stole this girls key to her house and threw it done a sewer drain. and i guess she had to wait 2 hours out in the rain for her mom to come home.
Feb 18 2009 8:47PM
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freezed
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when I was 10 or so, I pulled the legs off a grasshopper. I still feel really bad about it.
Feb 18 2009 8:49PM
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Malcolm
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bahaha bunch of asshole childs. when i was a toddler instead of picking up my dogs shit i would scoop it up with a shovel and catapult it onto my neighbours lawn. then i would hide and watch them pick it up with bags and do all the dirty work
Feb 18 2009 8:50PM
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S.b.H
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haha mines pretty bad.

in grade 3 there was a girl with the last name "tattle", and she walways told on everyone. so we just called her tattle tale all the time. then this kid made up kinda "anti tattle girl cards", which promised to be mean to this girl all the time. he handed them out to the whole class and we just talked shit about her and all bullied her every day. after a while the teachers found out and we had to write her an apology letter. end rantt// lmao
Feb 18 2009 8:50PM
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Crack.
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hahaha yea same here. When I was little I would trap bugs in my hand and then accidently kill them and then I would feel really bad.
Feb 18 2009 8:53PM
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twix_182
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when i first met this kid at the elementary school playground before kindergarden we were throwing rocks at each other and i threw one at his face. he cried to his mom and i cried too and said we hit heads. i thought i was in the clear until the mom called my house later. that's pretty much it for mean stuff.
Feb 18 2009 8:54PM
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jayo.
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there was this kid that i disliked who had one of those sweatshirts with the strings that tightened it.

before school started one day, i took the strings and tightened them and tied them to a basketball hoop. then, to make sure that he wouldnt get away, i tied his sleeves behind his back.

and then the bell rang, so i just went to class and left him there
Feb 18 2009 8:55PM
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Malcolm
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haha that reminds me of when i found a baby bird in the grass. then i cupped it in my hands and ran to show everyone else and when i showed everyone its head was almost falling off because i snapped his neck be accident
Feb 18 2009 8:57PM
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no_steeze
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there was a kid i fucking hated in 7th grade so i disconnected the brakes on his bike and loosened both of his wheels. he took the bike, tried to do a wheelie, his tire fell off, and he faceplanted and somehow tumbled down a hill into a pond. it was hilarious
Feb 18 2009 9:00PM
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Drew.C
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when i was in 4th grade there was this nerdy kid who me and my friend hated. we got our whole class to play dodge ball against him and he got surrounded. we did this everyday hahaha

another time this kid was trying to climb up a slide(it was really wide so like 4 people could go down it) and i pushed the fat kid down and the kid climbing up got leveled

and like just last month me and my friend locked our other friend in a closet for like an hour. im a dick still lol
Feb 18 2009 9:00PM
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Da_Buddha
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classic needle on the teachers chair.

threw rocks at cars and got the cops involved.

pissed in my older brothers shampoo bottle

killed small animals...i felt bad everytime too.


my mom when she was a kid was being followed home by this cat and it was annoying her so as a joke she hid it inside of her neighbors outside giant freezers and forgot about it and 2 months later it was frozen solid lol


Feb 18 2009 9:18PM
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wnab21
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when i was in like 2nd grade this black kid in my glass had short dreads and i told him his hair looked like a spider. I wasnt trying to be racist, i didnt even no wat that word meant but i guess my teacher thought i was.

Some kid was pissing me off so i shoved a stick with a bunch of fire ants on it down his back. he deserved it
Feb 18 2009 9:20PM
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GnarBurger
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s thsi really fat kid who walked around on a cane and wed alwasy steal his cane and call him piggy
Feb 18 2009 9:23PM
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Dank-Planks
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One time me and my brother Handcuffed our babysitter to our swings outside and went back inside and fell asleep. my parents didn't get home until like 10 o'clock.

My brother changed this kid to boat trailer in our garage to see if he could get out and i started poking him with thumb tacks.

broke a plastic shovel over my cuzins back and he started bleeding.

endless stories with airsoft guns
Feb 18 2009 9:28PM
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EvanMeyer
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Im still a dick but im in 8th grade. When I was really young though i can think of a few things.

In 2nd grade the kid behind me kept kicking my chair so I turned around smacked his face off the desk and he broke his nose

In 3rd grade we were playing touch football at recess and the kid I hated at the time who is now my best friend had the ball so I layed him out on concrete

3rd grade I would show girls I liked them by hitting them in the back of the knees with sticks

5th grade I gave a kid a swirly then put him in a locker


I had an evil mind
Feb 18 2009 9:28PM
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brenker
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pantsed a girl in like 2nd grade during recess...i think i did it on purpose.

pulled the desk out from under the annoying kid in 7th grade...my teached flipped. dragged me into detention by the ear.

threw a paper airplane in like 4th(?) grade and hit the teacher in the eye (who woulda guessed) and got taken into the hall
Feb 18 2009 9:29PM
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ski_DC
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hahah this is so bad. i was in time out during recess once in 2nd grd for playing soccer to amazing, or some shit. so im sitting next to my friend on the timeout bench, and he happens to be black. Anyway, we are talking about our weekends, and i tell him i'm going sailing with my family. he thinks its really cool and asks me to tie a "pirate knot" for him. I tie a bowline knot (best knot ever) in one of those jump ropes with the plastic tubes on it. He thinks it is way cool, which it was. so the principle happens to be walking by, and he grew up in the deep south, and was also black. he sees me handing this black kid a loop-knotted rope, and grabs me to his office. Long story short, he thought i was trying to, i quote,"lynch" that kid (total bullshit...). with a jump rope. from a 3 inch high bench. What the fuck. My mom bitched him out, and from then on, the principal was always super nice to me.
Feb 18 2009 9:30PM
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Quinn
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i threw tomatoes from my mom's garden at my neighbors old car. haha i had to clean them up afterwards.
Feb 18 2009 9:48PM
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crazyfuck
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i used to steal political signs out of Scott Turrow's yard... he lived a few houses down from me when i lived in Chicago and i wanted some signs for our yard and he clearly had enough to share. in hindsight, i guess it's kinda cool because i ended up getting to meet him when my mom made me return them, but at the time i was mortified. kind of a funny way to end up meeting one of the most prominent American authors of the 90s and 00s...
Feb 18 2009 10:07PM
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davyjones
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there was this fat nasty bastard one the bus one time and his name was jerry allen...we see smoke and we all start sayin/jokingly jerry allen your house is on fire!!!! well we go around the bend and his house was on fire...
Feb 18 2009 10:46PM
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montageskier
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I put rocks and dirt in a retarded kids hair. I know.
Feb 18 2009 10:51PM
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stonedTEX
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I went to boarding school for a while and one weekend me and four other guys took turns jerk'n off in this nerdy guy's shampoo bottle. I don't think he ever found out, I feel kinda bad about it now.
Feb 18 2009 11:03PM
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0123456789
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ill say it for you

NO HOMO!
Feb 18 2009 11:06PM
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crazyfuck
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i'm glad you know, so we don't have to tell you...
Feb 18 2009 11:06PM
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Cudder.
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when i was like 8 i slammed one of my friends heads into my metal cabinet and he ran home crying but he still Denys it today
Feb 18 2009 11:07PM
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Balto
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hated this kid on the ski team so i turned his din to 3
Feb 18 2009 11:08PM
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Sufferboy
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I told the speacial ed kid that teachers liked to be called ass face that was 5th grade.
Feb 18 2009 11:09PM
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daave.
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Once when i was a youngin, I threw a rock into this flock of robins and absolutely pegged this one and killed it.  I cried that night because I felt so bad.
Feb 18 2009 11:13PM
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theratpack
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i would play power rangers with this annoying fat kid and beat the shit outta him and i wouldnt get in trouble cuz everyone thought it was part of the game.
Feb 18 2009 11:16PM
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Enjoi.
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bengay on the toothbrush.
Feb 18 2009 11:29PM
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inactive
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so basically some kid pissed in a water bottle and told me to drink it. dumbass. so i doused him in his own still warm urine.
Feb 18 2009 11:59PM
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mophead
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So in fifth grade my comrades and I invented the game Frizdisc. The rules were simple: one guy started with the frizbee, which eventually became a folf disc, and hucked it as hard as possible at the group of 20 other hellions fifteen feet away from him. After receiving the blow, everyone would battle for the frizbee until one man gained full possession and became the new hucker.

Just another day of frizdisc out at lunch recess, I let loose the "Tomahawk"  and nailed an unsuspecting passerby who had been wandering in the danger zone. The scrawny kid's face grimaced in agony as he turned to face me. I heard the word, "Jerk"  just as he was blindsided by Joe Nangle, the 300 lb fifth grader. Big Joe took him the fuck out. Immediately 14 other kids began dogpiling on the poor skinny bastard. There had been another disc, so I fired it into the mayhem, one kid was standing on top jumping up and down. Finally, some claustrophobic newbie began squealing he couldn't breathe and the bodies started to clear. At the bottom of the destruction lie the unwilling victim crumpled in a heap. The kid ended up breaking his collarbone in three places, he was some big shot swimmer and we were told we ruined his season. We all blamed it on the fat kid, and he got suspended. Of course this didn't stop frizdisc though.
Feb 19 2009 12:03AM
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Powdered_Donuts
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pissed in our super soakers and squirted a bunch of kids from up the street
Feb 19 2009 12:07AM
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~~JEFF~~
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werd
Feb 19 2009 12:07AM
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ilikeplants
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There was some kid on ski team who was a smart ass all the time and made fun on my name (mario, named after by dad). The wax room was right next to the room we would train in so I would yell shit like "I fucking hate that faggot (no name) kid." One day he told my ex and she texted me that I was a dick and she would never forgive me for it and stuff.

Thats about it..

Feb 19 2009 12:21AM
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