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If you had to go no poles...

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Jordan_P
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what would you use instead

i would use turtles...theyre perty gangstur
 
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DISCLAIMER: got a root canal the other day and ive been eatin lots of vicodin so i dont care if this thread is retarded



















Feb 17 2009 2:00PM
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Ben.
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DICKS




no homo
Feb 17 2009 2:03PM
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
yeah for sure huuuuuuge double sided golden dildos.
Feb 17 2009 2:07PM
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Craig114
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just embrace the no pole day and have a blast being stupid... thow snowballs and hold hands with someone else. i love a good no pole day to change things up
Feb 17 2009 2:54PM
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Ski311
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Feb 17 2009 2:59PM
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skiminnesota
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Feb 17 2009 3:02PM
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freezed
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bottles of food coloring so i could leave behind a colored trail like i was in a video game
Feb 17 2009 3:06PM
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Steazel
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Huge Q- tips like they use on american gladiators
Feb 17 2009 3:22PM
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Bumblesteeze
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make sure you add some baskets on those poles.
Feb 17 2009 3:23PM
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buchanan.
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i lost mine the day before the orage anti tour and i just used a small child.

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Feb 17 2009 4:34PM
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with_stupid
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Not sure if anyones seen the new starsky and hutch with like ben stiller and etc...anyways terrible movie but if you recall snoops pimp stick has a gold fist on the end...yeah id use two of those.
Feb 17 2009 4:35PM
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ButteredToast.
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hahahahahhahah
Feb 17 2009 4:36PM
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speightphoto
Posts: 182 - Karma: 64
probably either a stick or some long knife.
niether would work very well
Feb 17 2009 4:37PM
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Shlogan
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hahaha
Feb 17 2009 5:04PM
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JamesR
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On saturday i had a coke in one hand and a nerds rope in the other. pretty thug if ya aks me.
Feb 17 2009 5:07PM
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NESblowjob
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repost
Feb 17 2009 5:07PM
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theblacktaco
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id ski with a paintball gun
Feb 17 2009 5:27PM
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NESblowjob
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yo dude that would be sick.  have a paintball war with your friends on the slope. You could try to shoot down people while they did tricks. or you could shoot someone from mid air that would be awesome. it would be like that james bond movie
Feb 17 2009 5:29PM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
oh mega lol

Feb 17 2009 5:32PM
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EvanMeyer
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MEGAMO
Feb 17 2009 5:43PM
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Jwalk
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haha what timing 
Feb 17 2009 5:50PM
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attorv
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light sabers
Feb 17 2009 5:54PM
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EL_FINRE
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boom
Feb 17 2009 6:05PM
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eheath
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Nothing...?
Feb 17 2009 6:09PM
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TWoods
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WORD
Feb 17 2009 6:10PM
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goneforever
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Games on the slopes = no good

Just look at the Kennedys, they thought it would be a good idea to play football while skiing - someone died.

If you don't believe me check this out: http://www.cnn.com/US/9801/01/kennedy.obit.update/index.html

"Witnesses told CNN that the family members, including Michael, were playing a form of ski football and were not using ski poles as they skied at about 4:15 p.m."
Feb 17 2009 6:12PM
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Crack.
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can we see that in megamo?
Feb 17 2009 6:22PM
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Ben.
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he also hit a tree... i would hope people have the common sense to not mess around NEAR TREES
Feb 17 2009 6:49PM
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FUUUCK
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beat me to it
Feb 17 2009 7:01PM
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Malcolm
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haha thats the sweetest handdrag ever!
Feb 17 2009 7:05PM
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BlueSteele
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Most likely 2 Man-o-War solid dongs such as the one seen here with Samuel Han:

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Feb 17 2009 7:08PM
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Dub_Digital
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I would use 2 george foreman grills

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those things have everything
Feb 17 2009 7:38PM
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Beamer12
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WII controlers
Feb 17 2009 8:11PM
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m.brus
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fire extinguisher like in Wall.E

Feb 17 2009 8:45PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Feb 17 2009 8:49PM
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TWoods
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just in case you encounter an alien on the slopes.
Feb 17 2009 8:51PM
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adrian.bee
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I've been doing it for years so if you steal it just give me credit.

Football handwarmers on the belt... gives my tricks effortless style


http://www.sportsauthority.com/sm-cutters-football-hand-warmer--pi-3022100.html.
Feb 17 2009 10:21PM
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BlueSteele
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That's actually a good idea.
Feb 17 2009 10:22PM
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tuna.
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nightsticks ftw

Feb 17 2009 10:27PM
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0123456789
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ROASTED!
Feb 17 2009 10:29PM
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theblacktaco
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TWO NICE GUINNESS
Feb 17 2009 10:29PM
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Hansel.
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Feb 17 2009 10:41PM
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i.ski.troll.
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winner!

why are people so obsessd with having something in your hand when you ski? you dont need anything.
Feb 17 2009 10:44PM
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thomas_dube
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that was fucking epic haha
Feb 17 2009 10:46PM
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hellomynameisjef
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big black dildos covered in axe
no homo
Feb 17 2009 10:49PM
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TheBeardedOne
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thats just brotastical
Feb 17 2009 10:53PM
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NoKillen
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two rattlesnakes,

grab them by the neck and just go around biting gapers, or whipping them

Feb 17 2009 10:59PM
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PhilboydStudge
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bahahahahaha thats so sweet
Feb 18 2009 12:03AM
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jayo.
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excalibar
Feb 18 2009 12:11AM
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K2skipunk
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koitere
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