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aussieskier
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just started a christian skiers cult join up if you like, if not have a great day.
if your not christian join have a look if you like what you see stay if not whatever.
its a open cult so dive on in.

peace

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/4524/
Feb 17 2009 4:46AM
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lineskier10
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does eating christian babies qualify me?
Feb 17 2009 4:51AM
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aussieskier
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ha that would probably be a no,

if you dont like dont read it bro,
Feb 17 2009 4:56AM
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lineskier10
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yeah im just kidding im a jew so i think ill pass
Feb 17 2009 5:09AM
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[~_~]
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Just how Christian is this cult? Do women get to join?
Feb 17 2009 6:39AM
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aussieskier
Posts: 805 - Karma: 182
its funny i was in mammoth for a few weeks last year and then again in NZ and there is a massive group of christian freeriders. maybe it was just there but i think there must be a bunch on NS. it seems most people here from what i have read have a really negative view on religion in general here, maybe you have had shitty experience with bible bashers but we all arnt like that,
im a anglican to answer your question so yes women can preach as much as they like.
Feb 17 2009 6:59AM
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pbandj
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we call them bible thumpers, a bible bashe would be someone who hates on the bible, not tries to cram "the word of god" down your throat
Feb 17 2009 8:57AM
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Pippin
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hahahaha right....
Feb 17 2009 9:30AM
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suzia
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i didnt know they were christian, strange
Feb 17 2009 9:44AM
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Pippin
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but i don't believe they are christian
Feb 17 2009 10:30AM
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Pippin
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That could be, i just don't believe it had any real religious connections, just a name
Feb 17 2009 11:29AM
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Thenowhereman42
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I converted to Islam and changed my name to Muhammad so I guess I'm out.
Feb 17 2009 1:35PM
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k-rob
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haha i sold my soul in 8th grade to some kid for $5 so i could buy a crispy chicken burger. he wrote up a contract and made me prick my finger and sign it in blood hahahaha
Feb 17 2009 1:38PM
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freestyler540
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hahahahahaa

My name is Christian, but Im not religious at all.

Feb 17 2009 1:47PM
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FUUUCK
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why? whats feeds the need to mix religion and skiing? they have nothing to do with each other unless you worship snow.
Feb 17 2009 2:24PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Well that actually explains a lot now.
Feb 17 2009 2:28PM
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rhcp
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He's just making a group for people who are into the same thing.  Just like every other cult on newschoolers.  Are you against every cult on newschoolers, or just religion?
Feb 17 2009 2:29PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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sounds like one of your many true stories.
Feb 17 2009 2:34PM
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FUUUCK
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I was referring more to jesus crew and other christian crews who flaunt the religion.


Its like people who put apple stickers on their helmets, why? are you here to ski or advertise for a computer company that has no relevance to what youre doing?
Feb 17 2009 2:36PM
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Powder*Whore
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I think Satan lives in my Hellbents so I think I am gonna have to pass
Feb 17 2009 2:40PM
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k-rob
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that's how mac users meet and fall in love hahahaha
Feb 17 2009 2:44PM
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hurrisun
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whats wrong with the word of god hes got pretty good words
Feb 17 2009 4:07PM
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k-rob
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that's a matter of opinion, and nobody likes to have a different opinion forced upon them.
Feb 17 2009 4:10PM
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lineordie
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bible thumper = opening bible to roughly mid section, placing penis (in some cases scrotum as well) in between sections, and slamming bible closed rapidly, repeatedly.
Feb 17 2009 4:13PM
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hurrisun
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I dunno gods word is kinda like be nice to people share your wealth blah blah. believeing that god created the earth and all that stuff is what people hate on religion for but christianity has a good message people ust believe the stories to much
Feb 17 2009 4:16PM
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JamesR
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poles are gayyyyyyyy

Feb 17 2009 4:51PM
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Ben.
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so does harry potter....
Feb 17 2009 4:58PM
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Ben.
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not to mention wonderful lessons like


enslave your daughter
stoning people

and just the general racism and sexism throughout the good ol book
Feb 17 2009 5:00PM
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TheButterHashira
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I don't really agree with religion but I occasionally go to church with friends and now they call my cell phone because I put my information on some card. Its only been like twice though so its not that big of a pain.
Feb 17 2009 5:01PM
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Ben.
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hahahahahaha zinnggggggggg
Feb 17 2009 5:02PM
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[~_~]
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I think this Jesus fella and I could get along pretty good.
Feb 17 2009 5:23PM
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TheButterHashira
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Even as an agnostic I find it funny you are debating a book which you have probably never even read. If you knew anything about the religion you would know that Jesus cast all that shit out. Of course the big man(yahweh) is still kind of a dick for telling moses to kill the midianites.
Feb 17 2009 5:28PM
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rhcp
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No, there isn't, because they are my words and I didn't intend one.  Would you like me to change the name of a part of the site?
Feb 17 2009 5:32PM
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dwhite
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to be honest, i dont really no what christianity has to do with skiing...but i guess that could go for most other things on ns
Feb 17 2009 5:35PM
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Dainsey
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woooah.
thats like a que to start a jewish skiing cult
Feb 17 2009 5:38PM
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Aenigma
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Now I'm not a big proponent of christianity, but comparing the bible to Harry Potter is just wrong.  The bible was a great piece of literature (take that literaly) but Harry Potter, on the other hand...that is just another violent butchering of the english language.  Not to mention that series is devoid of any content to interpret, so +1 more for the bible...I think. 
Feb 17 2009 5:44PM
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Shredneck
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Thats kind of hypocritical seeing you are hating on christians in a christian thread... Forcing your opinions on them/us ....
Feb 17 2009 5:57PM
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k-rob
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? please point out where i posted any hate against christians?
Feb 17 2009 6:29PM
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[MEGAMO]
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the bible was not written in english
Feb 17 2009 6:32PM
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Aenigma
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Thanks. 
Feb 17 2009 6:36PM
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Ben.
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he was saying how it has a lot of good lessons. sure it does... (sometimes) but so do plenty of other books.


no i do not put harry potter on the same scale of literature as the bible, that would just be dumb. it was just the first book that came to mind with another lesson that was good.
Feb 17 2009 6:43PM
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Shredneck
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Quoting durr.tay$ from Feb 17 2009 4:07:21:
whats wrong with the word of god hes got pretty good words

that's a matter of opinion, and nobody likes to have a different opinion forced upon them.

basically this durray guy was like "whats so bad about god hes a good dude" and you were like "thats your opinion and nobody like different opionions forced upon them"

I think that is a form of hating def not a felony maybe not even a mistameanor but definalty a ciatation lol

just saying its a christian thread so why are you stirring up trouble... you know I respect you

Feb 17 2009 6:45PM
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Ben.
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"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him. If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself."

sweet fuckin morals right there.

"For a man indeed ought not to cover [his] head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man."

" Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. "

again. sweet things to learn from the bible right there...
Feb 17 2009 6:46PM
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Shredneck
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Well Islam teachs women not to leave the house without a berka
Feb 17 2009 6:49PM
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Ben.
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whats your point...


this thread isnt about an islamic skier cult. its about a christian skier cult.
Feb 17 2009 6:54PM
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k-rob
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...i'm even going to bother.
i am not hating in any way, and the comment i made goes both ways for religious people and atheists. religious people don't want atheistic opinions forced upon them, and atheistic people don't want religious beliefs forced upon them.
i was simply explaining what's wrong with the word of god, after somebody else had asked. if nobody can admit to the fact that a belief in god is a personal choice that has been proven neither good or bad, then they're the one who has an issue. not hating, just educating.
Feb 17 2009 6:56PM
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Ben.
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i dont want to get into it, but thats really debateable
Feb 17 2009 6:57PM
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