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Drug test tomorrow

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D-HAWK
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 Uh Oh


haha i hope i can still ski
Feb 16 2009 10:23PM
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MrYeates
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haha
that blows bro
Feb 16 2009 10:25PM
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Loges
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good luck man
Feb 16 2009 10:26PM
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wnab21
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drink a shit load of water. Like when i say that i mean like 3 jugs. then hopefully youll be cleaned out
Feb 16 2009 10:27PM
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wh@t
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haha ahhhh fuck. i feel for you homie. good luck eh.
Feb 16 2009 10:27PM
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landonn
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if its from your parents be straight with them before the test
Feb 16 2009 10:27PM
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landonn
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doesnt do anything, dont bother.
Feb 16 2009 10:30PM
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Popple_Squirt
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go to a head shop and buy totaly Clean it works, or you can try fake urin but I know people that have had trouble with the temp and failed.
Feb 16 2009 10:35PM
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Elijah.
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I know a couple people who drank a capful of bleach before their U.A.'s. I don't think it works, and I think they're fucking retarded, but who knows..
Feb 16 2009 10:48PM
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FUUUCK
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Feb 16 2009 11:01PM
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PaleCelery
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Drink a shitload of water/gatorade/cranberry juice/ whatever. I've done it and it worked for me.... You're gonna want to drink at least 2-3 gallons that day, and you're gonna be peeing every 5 seconds, but it should work. Its just diluting your piss, not cleaning you out. They look for a certain ppm of thc in your piss, and if its dilute enough the thc count will be below the limit. When I did it I was at a doctors office and after waiting in the waiting room for 10 minutes or so I had to pee so bad I went up to the lady and said if she doesnt let me go now I'm gonna pee my pants and they're gonna have to squeeze the piss out of them for the test lol. I passed though, chyeah. As long as you're drinking, it doesnt really matter what you drink. Just dont drink too much, kids die that way. hyponatremia I think?
Niacin might work too, I cant personally vouch for its effectiveness, but its worth a shot. 5 hr energy has it, maybe pound one earlier in the day just for the hell of it? cant hurt.
Feb 16 2009 11:03PM
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nathanielstyza
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i have a couple of ideas that worked for me in my past. i would need to know more information if u want me to help you out.
who is administering the test?
well someone be watching you?
will someone be listening to you?
what/when have you used?
how much karma are you willing to give out?
(last one was a joke)
Feb 16 2009 11:10PM
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gbirrd
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depends on the last time u smoked. so really if it was like a few days ago dont bother drinkin tons of water. it takes at least a week to flush that shit out if u work at it hard enough.

if you dont do anyhting it takes THC about 2 weeks and 2 days to get out of your system....

good luck bro

Feb 16 2009 11:11PM
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D-HAWK
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my rents are setting it up with the doc
unknown
unknown
only weed and alot
lots haha

i doubt it will help i think its going to be a blood test
  anyone down for a transfusion within the next tenish hours?
Feb 16 2009 11:25PM
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Microcosm
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hey, "hypothetical" situation...... and I don't feel like starting a new thread because it's the same as this pretty much.

if I smoked a little bit last saturday, and I'm giving blood this thursday.. am I cool? It would be over well over a week, and I'm pretty sure they don't actually test for anything anyway.
Feb 16 2009 11:29PM
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nathanielstyza
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i doubt that you parents set up a blood test unless they are nuts. it costs a good amount of money to do so a bit excessive if they are suspicious of you only smoking weed but you know your parents better than anybody.
PM me if you want details on a piss test.
there are a couple different options that will get you different results.
Feb 16 2009 11:42PM
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popNfresh44
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i really really reccomend you read this. it could save your ass. has been known to work within 24 hours, but more likely a week.

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/36557-offical-how-pass-dt.html
Feb 16 2009 11:57PM
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Popple_Squirt
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if you just dilute your piss buy drinking a lot of water it will come back as incunclusive and you will have to take another one, you have to go to a head shop or healthfood store and get a masking agent like totally clean or royal flush.  there is no other way exept the sythetic urine and a heat pack.
Feb 17 2009 12:15AM
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Ski4frnt4445
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its actualy 29 days.. but anyways good luck man.
Feb 17 2009 1:32PM
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unamused.
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niacin, look it up and use it, there are a few unpleasant side effects but its well worth passing a drug test
Feb 17 2009 1:37PM
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Microcosm
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hahaha, good to hear. I was all set to give, until I started to get sketched because it's also at the school. and I really want to donate because they need blood and it's a good thing to do.
Feb 17 2009 2:46PM
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unchyll
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if your parents are really willing to go through all that trouble to drug test you why dont you just tell them that you smoke weed?
might seem kind of stupid at first but they'll most likely ease up
Feb 17 2009 3:16PM
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Static
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shit in the cup
Feb 17 2009 3:23PM
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gnarlygoodski22
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man sorry to hear.

look, if you would like to pass the test hit the water tonight and a teaspoon or two of white vinegar. you want to kill yourself but it has worked for me in the doctor's office and home several times.

good luck, if its parents tell them everybody does it. its pretty much true

Feb 17 2009 3:57PM
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eheath
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You're going to need a lot more niacin than whats in a 5 hour energy shot. If you take niacin, you need to take like 500mg about 3 times within 24 hours before the test and piss your brains out.
Feb 17 2009 4:02PM
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steezeandskis
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out cold style
Feb 17 2009 4:20PM
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connory998
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walk in totaly stoned they wont suspect a thing
Feb 17 2009 4:52PM
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NESblowjob
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well?   did you win ?
Feb 17 2009 5:32PM
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attorv
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yo dan my bro said somethin bout working out a lot helps a ton somethin bout the proteins jumpin around idk
Feb 17 2009 5:49PM
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linesteeze
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ive taken many of these. some things that work.
1. Lots of water to make pee basically clear
2. if you get a little dirt on the tip of your finger and pee out a little then halfway through your pee start it in the cup but put the finger through the stream.
3. lots of wheat shots
4. blood tests are easy to have the doctors office or hospital do. so if so your fucked
there's a few others but i don't wanna type
Feb 17 2009 7:50PM
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VT_FLO
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yes
Feb 17 2009 8:06PM
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gstaff
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bahahahahahahahaha
Feb 17 2009 8:32PM
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jamers
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Dirt? wtf? the pee thing will work though, Start your stream in the toilet, and make sure that the middle of the piss is in the toilet, but finish your piss in the toilet, The beggining and end of the piss have the most thc content. For passing the test, id suggest drinking a lot of water. THIS ONLY WILL DILUTE YOUR PISS, but you only need to drink like 8 glasses the morning before the test.
Also, Cranberry Juice is just a diuretic, it makes you pee more, so it wont help you pass the test.
But be SURE to either take a vitaman B supplement, or drink an energy drink to make your pee yellow if your diluting. Let me stress that one, if your sample looks clear, they will flag it and have a lower threshold for thc content, probably making you fail the test.
Best bet is to get a friend to pee for you, and just throw some hand warmers on it, just be sure to activate them before going to the doctors, they take a while to heat up

Feb 17 2009 8:39PM
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0123456789
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haha one time i traded a kid my clean piss for a 20 bag. ironic haha
Feb 17 2009 8:44PM
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B.G
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so busted or no
Feb 17 2009 8:46PM
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blackoutbill
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Haha that is pretty funny
Feb 17 2009 9:59PM
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spliff.Life
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i know how to solve your problem



but..... your gonna need a gun
Feb 17 2009 10:13PM
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D-HAWK
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haha i called my mom this morning and she asked if i was skiing so she said yeah.
no test today so i think it may be all good haha im unsure
Feb 18 2009 1:17AM
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highaltNM
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no
Feb 18 2009 2:22AM
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Phantom
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Feb 18 2009 3:41AM
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NESblowjob
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did you pass or did you fail
Feb 20 2009 3:05AM
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