FREE ROLEX!!!! (Details inside) Ballin Motherfuckers only...

Reason i am the most ballin motherfucker

1.) Chuck Norris said i was

2.) we all know what happens when you argue with chuck norris

I AM the definition of a true baller.

i dropped 225 on your fks 155s... WAY overpriced for used FKS... and then i bought Schiller's used p18s... again overpriced... but fuck it. i make it rain

^^^ = baller.

i'll take one of those Folex's off ur hands so i can sell it to some chump on the streets for an unreal price because I AM that baller. choice.

p.s. ryanwar6 is legit... go bump his sale thread. and mine. or better yet... buy our shit.

i'm such a ballin' motherfucker im going to bump this thread tryna get more people to post. a true baller needs some fucking competition, and i got none right now

mad funny thread

I am the most fly ass, balling ass, clean ass mother fucker because my goggles ride in crown royale sacks. My license plate is sno n ice which could be interpreted as bricks and rocks or the white stuff we ride on but was meant to be interpreted as blow and diamonds because i'm so ballin'. I'm fresh, i brush my teeth twice a day, my grill 3 times a day, roll dice 3 times, bust off nines, don't smell like Linus, and i'm Brooklyn's finest. All these other fake motha fuckers are dead wrong.

just so this weak ass mother fucker doesn't think he's getting away with it, plagiarism is NOT baller.

I think some older muther fucker once said great minds think alike but bitchin ass ballers steal.

I play basket ball with a shopping cart.

im so motherfuckin ballin i dont even need that piece of shit watch... bitch

i'm such a ballin motherfucker, that i could tie double windsor knots in my dad's neck ties...............

in FIRST GRADE

Attention!!! Everyone who wants to be considered, must post in the following thread also...

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/441552/

Wins via tildes~

i'm guessin people are too scared to admit this .. but i'd say this beats all other pussy ass stories.

Ryan you may have heard this story before, but I think its worth retelling.

So I once knew this guy, lets call him Ryan, he looks something like this.

AND LET ME TELL YOU HE WAS SMUG AS BALLS

So he was skiing into an inrun, and of course, hes smugging his balls off

Hits the jump, and bam his rib pops out

NO LONGER SMUG AS BALLS, NO LONGER~

im pretty sure this kid isnt going to give away this watch he probably just wanted to see all the wannabe ballers

Fuck you, we will see when two people get rolexes. Since you didn't bump my other thread, you will not be considered.

ATTENTION!!! THIS CONTEST IS STILL OPEN FOR APPLICANTS FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND 17MIN

Alright so dis "D-money cash money mother fuckin millionare" i be reppin dat 2106078904568290, u kno wit dem ghetto crunk boyz from dat dirty dirty, yo dat album be droppin from dem studios on 2 oh 6 oh mane, feat dat gcci maine and some other baller ass mother fuckers who be thugin all day, niggas try to hate but i say dont be hatin on sumtin dats not even poss mane but i just repppin all day, ridindirty, ive been shot 7 times, and im still strapped w/ 2 uzzis and a 9mm

10 minutes left... any last second entries?

Contest is now officially over. Judging will occur between now and 11 tomorrow morning with the results posted by 12:00 noon PST. Thank you everyone for your entries... you ballin' motherfuckers.

Alright everyone, the judging has commenced. The votes have been tallied (my vote) and now it is time to announce the winners and more importantly the losers of the contest. So here goes nothing... Feel free to bitch all you would like.

First off we have the losers... (in chronological order).

SUNN3L: Lars is a shitty name. Boom... Roasted.
MoustacheMatt.: You didn't want a Rolex. Boom... Roasted.
FuckBitches: ... Boom... Roasted.
Insp3ctaD3ck: You in no sense showed me that you were ballin' in the Present. Boom... Roasted.
zoocrewsk8er: You backed out of buying items that you said you were going to buy from me, and then didn't tell me about it until I made you feel uncomfortable. Not ballin'. Boom... Roasted
Moosers: Not only did you throw away the chance of a lifetime because you didn't bring a rubber, you also didn't have the mind to improvise with either a showercap or a post-sex stomach stomp. Boom... Roasted.
Dr_Feelgood: I hope it feels good to do a backflip without my watch. Boom... Roasted.
Paper_Route: No thank you. Boom... Roasted.
hossman: Three middle names is so last year. Boom... Roasted.
trees: Your "non-essay" is about as long as the other kids essay. Contradiction is not ballin'. Boom... Roasted.
icon: no use of apostrophes. Boom... Roasted.
Alex=God: Your post made me laugh, but unfortunately because of the lack of a period, I was still waiting for the end of your reason until 10pm last night. Boom... Roasted.
backcountry479: Semi-taking back threats after posting them is the inverse of ballin'. Boom... Roasted.
oldskewl: You allowed an author to use your persona in a book without receiving royalties. Boom... Roasted.
d_white: Use of emoticons. Boom... Roasted.
Line_09: See Alex=God. Boom... Roasted.
Eastcoastjibber: I don't even understand anymore how someone on NS can fail at posting a link. Boom... Roasted.
ladecker: See ownage in thread. Boom... Roasted.
shrekles: You have been here for 1 month and have posted 9 threads, 7 of which are about oakley goggles. Boom... Roasted.
titsLOL: Rolexes are unbreakable. Boom... Roasted.
no_steeze: Ballers have steeze. Boom... Roasted.
Keyjibbs: The only thing less ballin' than plagiarism, besides Charlie Sheen, is getting caught plagiarizing. Boom... Roasted.
nhjibber: You are still telling Chuck Norris jokes. Boom... Roasted.
gsxr6hero: You make questionable decisions with your money, and you called the fake rolex a Folex. Boom... Roasted.
raycharles: You are a blind nigger. Boom... Roasted.
dimitriguy: Bums play shopping cart basketball, not ballin' motherfuckers. Boom... Roasted.
Q*Sketch: Enjoy not having my watch. Boom... Roasted.
cct_222: See Alex=God. Boom... Roasted.
Scott2~: Although it was hilarious, your post did not explain your ballin'ness. Always nice to see a true story though. Boom... Roasted?
Sketchy_D: You either stole SkeechyD's username, or you got banned. Either way... Boom... Roasted.

And now for the winners of the contest.

The 2nd place contestant... is Quinn.

Quinn, you superbly explained just how ballin' you were through the use of graphs and charts. This was not only unique, but also easy to understand and very effective. Although I agree with Uni-corn that Tupac cannot be placed that low on a graph, I still understand what you were going for and believe that it deserves a solid 2nd place. Congratulations.

And Now.... the 1st place contestant.... FreestyleSkier89!!!

FreestyleSkier89, I thank you for your post. Not only was it amusing, but also informational and convincing. I had never thought about it before, but anyone who can fart and cause pink eye is one hell of a ballin' motherfucker. Also, the fact that you wear a diamond necklace shows how in touch with your sexuality you truly are. Thank you for your presence in this thread... You are truly a ballin' motherfucker.

The two winners have to PM me and we will make arrangements to ship out their respective watches. Their pictures of them wearing a rolex and being a ballin' motherfucker MUST BE posted in this thread within a week of receiving the Rolex. Thank you everyone for your entries.

Love,
Ryan

 and my rolex racist, cause it hate ......s

i didnt win

i dont need that rolex cause i gots mine own

and look at my money clip.
tis quite ballin

^ i wouldn't want that shit because "the boss" always refers to bruce springsteen, and he can suck my fucking dick for all i care.

numba one sonnnn... Chea.

rolexes may be unbreakable, but those sure aren't.

this kid should definetly win

bahaha yeah line 09 is a douche he is like the least balla you can possibly be. my mom is more balla than he is.

Bump for this ballin motherfucker to win

i dont even need a reason

i would cosider anybody who would be able to translate tht to be pretty baller but the nigga who wrote it shud def win

i loled

if you hook me up with this rolex then when people hate on me for wearing big clothes then i can just be like "BITCH! iv got a rolex!what you got?suck it"

holy thread resurrection batman.

i killed a man

i am McLovin

Hands down. i deserve it. Im so G, im almost H. muthah fuckah

win right there^

I CAN LICK MY ELBOW, AND PROVE IT.

Wouldn't you be able to afford a watch then?

I'z so ballin' dat I'z iz raplyin to da thred 1 and one half years after its conception.

Oh ya, and here's a rolex joke.

Why was the wrist afraid of the rolex?

He was scared of being watched!

Haha, gets me everytime