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Super lame park

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happypancakes
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
so im in Alaska for 10 days or so and for the first 3 days were skiing aleyeska (the resort) them were going heli skiing.  so im stoked for heli skiing but after riding the resort for a while i wanted to go ride some park for a while.  so i get there and there and it is super small and in order to hit the only jump in it (thats like only 8 feet) you have to butt tuck from the top and skip all the other features.  and the rail park at the bottom is shitty as well.  Im just a little irritated.
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greenman
Posts: 945 - Karma: 27
why would you care about the park when you are heli skiing
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
well, at least your pancakes are happy
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SV420
Posts: 242 - Karma: 10
or in Alaska at all
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
aww, poor you. You get to go heli-skiing but your complaining about the park. HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186
the first time i read it i thought you said "butt fuck" instead of butt tuck
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eheath
Posts: 61956 - Karma: 126,726
You fucking park rat.
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Lemuel
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butt tucking is when your dog gets all crazy and runs with its butt behind its legs
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Sir_SkrillALot
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IMO you should hold off on the heli-skiing and try to help the park krew improve the park. Im sure you can go heli-skiing some other time.
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COskier
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 131
Poor you... Maybe you should just be thankful that you are fortunate enough to be going heli skiing. I actually think your post is so ridiculous that it's some convoluted way for you to brag about the fact that you are going heli skiing in effing Alaska.
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 443
i think you are the only person in existence who goes to alaska and wants to ski park...
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
somehow i think this is some sick twisted joke.  fuck you.
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
if i could light your bed on fire while you were sleeping it in and stand by to watch the flames engulf your whiny ass while you screamed for your mommy to put out the flames, i would. get the fuck over not having a good park for your 10 days in AK. i'd go on a murder spree to be in AK right now.
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
Go ski some powder and suck it up! Jesus how can you be bitching about park when your in Alaska? park is fun and all but powder owns park, hands down.
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no_steeze
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RudyGarmisch
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I'll take your spot on the next trip you go on.
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
happypancakes = dumass
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
ok, this isn't accurate at all. park is a ton of fun. fucking a fat chick sucks ass... i mean, i have to be WASTED to want to fuck a fat chick (i have weigh/image issues and fat people literally make me sick). in my opinion, launching a 70-foot air time ramp is just as fun as slaying pow. fucking a fat chick will NEVER be as fun as holding a skinny girl by the hips and railing her from behind. NEVER. so, with that in mind, i have to entirely disagree.
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shortdawg
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awww you're going heli skiing in fucking Alaska poor you :(
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
you're in Alaska, and the park isnt up to your standards. im sorry, would you like a cookie?

YOU'RE IN ALASKA! quit your bitching.
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Nico_G
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awwww dammmnnn that sucks soooo much you cant ski park in Alaska

1 you can go fuck yourself cause no ordinary person who skis would be complaining if they were going heli skiing in alaska.

2 you obviously are just a spoiled bitch
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
i think hes just scared of pow
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
hey cock breath your in fuckn alaska, my resort is 240 vertical thats smaller then a football field tall, our park reeks of small kids on rentals and the jumps have been good, once this year, and no im not jon ollson
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mr.rise
Posts: 383 - Karma: 15
word dude
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
this shit is funny as hell I have watched this kids karma get raped.
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Smilemon
Posts: 421 - Karma: 43
Man... I live in Alaska and I've never gone heli skiing in Cordova or Valdez... Your are one spoiled fuck and you should probably quit raggin on my home state before I shove my ski pole (with its massive powder basket) up your tight ass...
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JMUIR
Posts: 133 - Karma: 58
oh no there is a ''super lame park'' in the place with the best big mountain skiing in the world, you are retarded
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
I am not impressed. The park where I am is shit and I dream of getting 20 cms fresh, which hasn't happened this year, never mind heli skiing in Alaska. I am assuming that you probably suck at actually skiing due to the fact that you didn't want to ride Alyeska, because it is in Alaska, and they have pow everywhere right now. I seriously can't believe you, heli skiing in AK and you're riding park? You have some seriously misconstrued views of skiing.
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IceCreamer
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You are really scared of skiing.
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dex.
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this is you

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garrettak
Posts: 60 - Karma: 16
Haha thats so funny dude if you thought that was bad you should went to hilltop hahahahaha
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Malcolm
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woah there
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happypancakes
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
All i said was i was a little irritated and expanded the park setup, if it came out like i was super pissed that was a mistake.  i was just so stoked because it was a night park so after real skiing i could ride park at nite.  turn down the hate plz i was just irritated i was not trying to start anythign
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*Johnny
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hellomynameisjef
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Blurst
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you really screwed your e-rep on this thread man
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happypancakes
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
I know right? lol its no big tho im fine with it
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
LIES. I am bankrupt from spending money to travel to your park.

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Chronic_
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reading all this hate made MY self esteem go down haha


but honestly...groomers in AK > better then park
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happypancakes
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
no really i understand that i do but i was just stoked for riding park at night sry if i sounded like a prick
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assface
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haha i ride aly every weekend and the first thing i thought when i saw the title was alys park, turns out it was a thread about alys park, but seriously youre going heli skiing. also, the jump is around 25 feet and you were probably there on a day when the snow was sticky cuase usually you can catch perfect tranny on the bottom jump. but yes, it is a shitty park
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highflyer21
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the only problem is nj doesnt even have any snow right now! hahah
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PhilboydStudge
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hahahahaha
and for the video, thank you. you made me lol

this thread is sweet, you just got flamed
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Throwaway.closed
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78

Suck it up

not to be mean but you get to go heliskiing in ALASKA

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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216

Do you usually ski at kimberley? If so I wouldn't be surprised, we see you guys at Pano alot lol.

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inactive
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are you fucking kidding me
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