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How To Pass Time On The Lift ?

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MattfromMN
Posts: 120 - Karma: 509
ok im getting really sick of the lift rides being like 10 minutes and the runs being like 2 so other than music what does everyone do to pass the time on the lift ??
Feb 14 2009 12:07PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
sing, loudly.
Feb 14 2009 12:08PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
rap
Feb 14 2009 12:11PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
a good old world drinking chant always livens up the atmosphere.
Feb 14 2009 12:11PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
there was a time last season when i was always skiing by myself. i got real tired of having to strike up conversations with gapers, so i started bringing a book to read on the lifts. it was sick. it has to be a pretty small book, pocket size, but it makes the lift rides fly by
Feb 14 2009 12:20PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
listen to music, talk to the person next to you, smoke a bowl, holler off the lift to give props when someone does something sick.
Feb 14 2009 12:28PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
smoke a bowl.
Feb 14 2009 12:31PM
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Larz-the-Ninja
Posts: 2976 - Karma: 14
jack off EVERYWHERE
Feb 14 2009 12:32PM
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mike_stack_rules
Posts: 105 - Karma: 17
smoke an ill bleezy
Feb 14 2009 1:15PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
everywhere?


okay
Feb 14 2009 1:15PM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
No that's snow.
Feb 14 2009 1:22PM
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nathanielstyza
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 38
rap battles are always fun
Feb 14 2009 1:38PM
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Chrris
Posts: 568 - Karma: 211
just scream marco and see who screems polo
Always gives me a good laugh
And if you keep doing it everybody says polo
Makes my day
But if im by myself i just listen to my music and chill and think about things sounds gay but it passes time
Feb 14 2009 1:43PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
does anyone else play the "penis" game? everyone on the lift takes turns saying/ yelling "penis," each time progressively louder, till someone is shouting PENIS at the top of their lungs. guaranteed laughs
Feb 14 2009 1:45PM
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Chrris
Posts: 568 - Karma: 211
ahha yeahh^
Or when your going up the park lift when people hit boxxes and rails scream out sound effects it pisses people off but you sure get a laugh outta it
Feb 14 2009 1:50PM
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TotesMcgotes
Posts: 413 - Karma: 39
Shmoke one obviously..then beatbox with a friend
Feb 14 2009 2:03PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,459
smoke a fat blunt
throw stuff at people if its a small hill
Feb 14 2009 2:28PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
My hill has slow lifts. To get from the base to the top of the mountain can take anywhere from 30min to an hour (depending on stop/slow times)... needless to say, we spend a lot of time on the chair during a day.

the main chair we lap takes 17 minutes I believe? We pass the time by talking about current events, who's hit what on the mountain, talking about happenings around town... oh yea, and we can crack a beer, smoke a joint, smoke a cigg, all in relaxed fashion. On normal snow years I'll be lapping the chair and not give a fuck if I ride alone or not. but this year we haven't had shit for snow, so there's been days where I've sat at the bottom of the mountain for up to an hour waiting for someone I know to come by for me to ride the chair with.



I like the reading a book idea though, I might do that this week.
Feb 14 2009 2:46PM
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ryan.s
Posts: 462 - Karma: 47
i chuckled!
Feb 14 2009 2:59PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
idk what the game is called but you "shoot" people with your pole right before they fall its really fun, wave at people and see who waves back, yell" you dropped your pocket" or something like that and see who stops.
Feb 14 2009 3:09PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
catnap. it's what I do!
Feb 14 2009 3:17PM
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Ski311
Posts: 595 - Karma: 8

The ultimate chair lift song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYjsWBIR_IM

Feb 14 2009 4:05PM
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MasterDebater
Posts: 992 - Karma: 27
play chicken. who ever lifts the bar first loses. my friend kept forgetting so he lost like 5 times straight.
Feb 14 2009 4:10PM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
U could stash snowballs in ur pocket n throw them at kids otherwise, have a big old fashion circle jerk while listening to madonna
Feb 14 2009 4:18PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
burn a blunt.
Feb 14 2009 4:19PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
you and i should hang out
Feb 14 2009 4:23PM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
Sing really loud and off key, living on a prayer and dont stop beleiving are my personal favourites
Feb 14 2009 4:41PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
shoot people with your pole, smoke a blunt, practise your true nose grabs to strech it outt
Feb 14 2009 4:50PM
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MurderBert
Posts: 427 - Karma: 47

Call out Mom or Dad to random people and see if they look up

Feb 14 2009 5:39PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
play the penis game
with yourself
Feb 14 2009 5:43PM
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
Burn one, ride will be over before you know it.

P.S. don't do it every lift ride or you will end up spending a lot of time in the restaurant eating(personal experience)
Feb 14 2009 5:54PM
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scott-skis
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 141
playthe penis game, rap, beatbox, yell at gapers
pass the time well, and are fun
Feb 14 2009 6:03PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
beat off
Feb 14 2009 6:11PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
bingo
Feb 14 2009 6:21PM
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steeCETzzee159
Posts: 422 - Karma: 20
GAPER HUNTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 14 2009 6:26PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
claim a bunch of tricks you can't do so that people think you are cool!
Feb 14 2009 6:28PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
light up some dank
Feb 14 2009 6:55PM
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bhutch
Posts: 115 - Karma: 10

play snow golf...for ppl who dont know you load your skis with snow make snowballs and try to make them in stuff off the lift different things are different points like inside a snowgun is 2 gets really fun

Feb 14 2009 8:14PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
Awkwardly start clapping and singing songs for the strangers riding up with us. It's awesome.
Feb 14 2009 8:28PM
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Beans13
Posts: 441 - Karma: 12
Haha this is a fun one.  At my mountain there is a machine that sells bouncy balls- those are even bettter. Or that day where we found a 2 gallon bag of ketchup in the cafeteria....
Feb 14 2009 8:31PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
dont get me started on katchup.
anyway your going down a semi difficult hill, act like your a newb

open the katchup and fall and squrit it all over the place pulling a tanner hall ankles act.
then after making a scene just get up and ski away
Feb 14 2009 8:33PM
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I_ski123
Posts: 421 - Karma: 24
smoke a j ,blunt or bong, pipe or maybe drink a bit
Feb 14 2009 10:37PM
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crazyfuck
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i like to masturbate... both myself and the guy(s) next to me... oh yeah, and smoke weed. that's a hobby i would HIGHly recommend.


omg, i'm hilarious.
Feb 14 2009 10:40PM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 636
chicken dinner
Feb 14 2009 10:44PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Feb 14 2009 10:51PM
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mr.rise
Posts: 383 - Karma: 15
yell too random people they dropped their swimming googles. sooo much fun,
cus people actually stop and look.
Feb 14 2009 11:01PM
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jpmoneyshot
Posts: 81 - Karma: 11
Move to a little hill that serves the park with a tow rope.  Problem solved and you can get in a whole days worth of hits in an hour.
Feb 14 2009 11:10PM
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asian_andy
Posts: 830 - Karma: 61
get naked or jump off the lift when u see a nice feature down below
Feb 14 2009 11:12PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813

since I am physicaly higher and thus superior to all of my lowly counterparts occupying the snow. When I ride my majestic throne to the top of my land where my castle resides, I am comonly known to inforce loyalty from my pesants whome I graciously offer my land while overseeing their operations from above as would god, I like to spread fear upon these vile simpletons to ensure their loyalty to me, the king of the mountain! If ever any scum pesant dares look up... I shall swallow him with all my wrath and dispose of his remains in the evil volcano of torment! however if a lady happens to look my way, I will allow her to sit on my throne.... to show her apreciation towards her king!

Feb 14 2009 11:25PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
the last time i played that we waited too long and there was a little bit of a drop and my chic friend ( who is prone to shoulder disclocations) disclocationed her shoulder i vowed to retire. if im alone i usually call someone and talk i wedge my phone under my bandana/helmet to keep my hands warm
Feb 15 2009 12:37AM
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MasterDebater
Posts: 992 - Karma: 27
one of the last times i did, i we were getting to the turn around, so i nudged the bar up, cuz i didnt care if i lost, and ended up hitting my friend bottom lip. it bled for a bit, but we're cool now.
Feb 15 2009 12:57AM
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