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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
they cost way to much money. they need to be free or something.
Phree Stylez
Jan 8 2004 7:04PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
quit your bitching.....kids and std's cost a lot more $$$ than condoms

do they sell condoms at sam's club?? maybe you could get some there, or look in a porn mag and they have good deals on bulk rubbers.



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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Jan 8 2004 7:10PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
some places like hospitals or even some schools give them out to promote safe sex
Jan 8 2004 7:12PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
nah man i'm not againts safe sex its just when i'm hungry and have no food or need gas and i reach in my wallet and i have no money its annoying.
Phree Stylez
Jan 8 2004 7:14PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
you must get laid a lot if you spend so much money on condoms that you don't have any left over to eat......i'm trying to decide if i'm jealous or not......if they're hot and over 18, then yes, yes i am



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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Jan 8 2004 7:20PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
haha...i don't have a job either. so that could be part of it.
Phree Stylez
Jan 8 2004 7:38PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
make one out of saran wrap. haha
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Jan 8 2004 7:59PM
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gauntlet1260
Posts: 370 - Karma: 12
two words my friend, well that is if you have a girlfriend, birth control. Its your solution right there. But yea they are reaal expensive i must say.

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Jan 8 2004 8:04PM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
they are free...all you have to do is go to a clinic or famly planing. they will give you as many as you want for free.




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Jan 8 2004 8:08PM
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BallinBU
Posts: 882 - Karma: 6
just pull out. it's free and so fun to bust on a girls face
Jan 8 2004 8:09PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
haha...naw man, its obvious u don't get laid very much.
Phree Stylez
Jan 8 2004 8:11PM
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BallinBU
Posts: 882 - Karma: 6
oh, it's obvious? i probably get laid more than everyone whose replied to this thread combined
Jan 8 2004 8:11PM
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Naturalbornskier
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good one ^ really...it made me laugh





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Jan 8 2004 8:25PM
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stupid3000
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
condoms are stupid... just pull out
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Jan 8 2004 8:25PM
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Stryken
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deadbeatz that was mad funny.


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Jan 8 2004 8:35PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
hahaha yeah pull out. just get them in bulk packs of 36 and dont get any of the accessories like ribbed or spermicidal lube or flavord or glow in the dark or anything. a 36 pack of ghetto condoms isnt too much




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Jan 8 2004 8:45PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
precum can get a girl just as pregnant as when you orgasm so pulling out doesnt help a whole lot.

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Jan 8 2004 9:15PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Pulling out is the weakest 'contraceptive'. It only has a 60 percent efficiency rate... Plus we have a bowl of (cheap) free condoms at are school; just dig in and take as many as you want. Or you can go to a cheap italian restaurant, take a piss and buy one for 25 cents. Not extremely expensive.

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Jan 8 2004 9:22PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, get them perscribed from the doctor and you can get like 50 for 2 bucks. Or go to family planning or a school nurse and get a big bag of 'em for free.

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Jan 8 2004 9:22PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
have lots of anal sex, no way to get pregnant ther, its the safest way


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 9 2004 12:01AM
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IHOP
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 19
hahaahaha i like the saran wrap idea...or just go to the supermarket and get the long balloons you make animals with.....
Jan 9 2004 12:14AM
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Ski-hobo
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or use a latex glove, you can use it five times.


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Jan 9 2004 12:15AM
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lj5
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^hahahaha
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Jan 9 2004 12:27AM
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freeskimartini
Posts: 598 - Karma: 29
go to PP they have like a huge ass basket of free ones.... someitmes we take them to throw at people.... of put them on our heads and blow them up to have giant condom wars.
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Jan 9 2004 12:44AM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
they give them out free all the time at my school, University of Utah, like lub and everything, but I don't get laid so.....meh
Jan 9 2004 2:29AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^ Dont worry. Stomp a few more nice trix and you'll bump the slump, and better yet, with skiier girls.
Jan 9 2004 2:40AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
hahaha, read my signature.

real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
Jan 9 2004 2:58AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
To much? its like $6 for a pack of 24




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Jan 9 2004 5:25AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
wow here in canada its like $7 for a pack of 12




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Jan 9 2004 6:30AM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
canadas a rip.
Phree Stylez
Jan 9 2004 2:53PM
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stupid3000
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
condoms suck anyways... they take away so much of the fuckin pleasure... i havent got knocked up yet... plus if it does happen... thats what abortions are for
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Jan 9 2004 8:40PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahahhahahaha^
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Jan 9 2004 8:52PM
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NCJK
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
Condoms aren't that bad but I still would rather have my girl on birth conltrol
Jan 9 2004 10:10PM
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NCJK
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
Condoms aren't that bad but I still would rather have my girl on birth conltrol
Jan 9 2004 10:10PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Use the old goat skin condoms, you could keep reusing them!


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Jan 9 2004 10:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
bust a fat nut inside your bitch, then if she gets knocked up, fucken leave town and never come back


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 2:00AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
Never use a ziplock bag, they are not as strong as you think. Yeah, I was not too bright when I was 16.







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Jan 10 2004 2:06AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH fucken guy


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 2:07AM
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jismontheslopes
Posts: 580 - Karma: 11
Oh man thats funny
Jan 10 2004 2:51AM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
yea pullin out is sketch once I think about it the next day the reduction in fun from a condom is worth it for not getting your g/f pregnant or some shit. I know what you are saying about cost though on friday when i only have a couple buck in my pocket its a rough choice. I also am unemployed so maybe i should just go get a job.

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Jan 10 2004 2:29PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
codoms are fucking terrible. I think i would almost rather jerk off than have sex with a condom. Once you go without you wont go back just get the wife on the pill and learn about her fertility (which will be regular to the day because of the pill).
Jan 10 2004 4:45PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
Dude, the local tatoo parlor here on main street gives em out free, there in a big bucket. My buddy just goes in there and is like 'Yea, IM getting a belly ring for my girl' then he swipes like 10 condoms.
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 10 2004 5:24PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
im gonna have to find one of these freebie bucket condoms places.
Phree Stylez
Jan 10 2004 10:49PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
yep birth control= money in the bank...
if i had a dollar for every condom i didnt buy i would be a rich man... no wait i do, and im broke... damnit









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Jan 11 2004 12:52AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I never used condoms before and i got my gf pregent so in future sex i will be using condoms

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 11 2004 1:32AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
or get your nuts snipped


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 1:33AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
do not use free doms! they're most likely the LIFESTYLES brand. if you don't know, lifestyles are the official condom of teenage pregnancy! in other words, the mutha fukas break easily! get some trojans my friend




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1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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Jan 11 2004 4:22AM
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What_A_Wookie
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trojans are best
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Jan 11 2004 9:31PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Yes indeed they are.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 11 2004 9:44PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Yes indeed they are.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 11 2004 9:45PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
go into the goddamn resturant and buy them for 50 cents. thats not really that much.

and you fag you double posted.
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Jan 11 2004 9:50PM
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