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How dirty should i make my facial hair?

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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I have the goatee right now, but i want a dirty mustache. Like super dirty. So how should i shave it?

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3,2,1.... GO!
Feb 13 2009 3:07PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
Try and connect your moustache to your sideburns and shave everything else

It will take time, but fuck it will be worth it

It will look like a chin strap which is WAY too tight
Feb 13 2009 3:10PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
That is a fantastic suggestion, but i can't really grow facial hair other than what i have right now lol



And i forgot to add, i am saying fuck the rules for mustache march, and however i shave it, it will be like that all the way until April 1st. So we need to make it good.
Feb 13 2009 3:13PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
its all about the handlebars!!!
Feb 13 2009 3:15PM
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uni-corn
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That was me until 2 weeks ago. Had to shave.
Feb 13 2009 3:17PM
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General_Ripper
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and handle bars go soo nicely with muttenchops
Feb 13 2009 3:17PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60

straight up wooo man chooo beard

or rock a penicl moustache and a long soul patch

Feb 13 2009 3:23PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
What is what?
Feb 13 2009 3:24PM
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SteezyOhio
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http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q182/mustaine4prez/2.jpg

Feb 13 2009 3:29PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
you look like a rapist.
Feb 13 2009 3:39PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Oh, just wait.
Feb 13 2009 3:40PM
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comeatmebro
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my thoughts exactly.
Feb 13 2009 4:03PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
ask this guy

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Feb 13 2009 4:12PM
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doritos
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Feb 13 2009 4:15PM
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doritos
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Feb 13 2009 4:15PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Bump
Feb 13 2009 5:44PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
Its a Fu Man Shu...

Not a wooo man cho.
Feb 13 2009 6:09PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
I cant fucken wait tell I can grow a legit mustache.  Im getting close.  I bet next year ill be set.
Feb 13 2009 6:48PM
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griffon
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like this
Feb 13 2009 6:54PM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
This is me after Can't Shave Christmas Break...

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Feb 13 2009 7:00PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
neck beard!
Feb 13 2009 7:18PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
That is utterly amazing.

I wish that, one day, i can have facial hair like that.


If i could rate you higher in Karma Rating, i would.
Feb 13 2009 7:52PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34

You wanna know how dirty? Imagine Joe Dirt's butthole filled with deviled eggs. Now apply that to your facial hair.

Feb 13 2009 8:00PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
actually, it's a fu manchu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu_Manchu
Feb 13 2009 8:10PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
do a pedophile 'stache.
Feb 13 2009 10:57PM
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cclan
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Feb 13 2009 11:38PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I.e. just straight stache? Probably what i am going to do.

All the way through march too.
Feb 14 2009 4:03AM
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Static
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^^haha, I came into this thread hoping to see the nipplestach
Feb 14 2009 4:57AM
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elPadrino
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yo thats the most fucking amazing idea ever made.
Feb 14 2009 11:31AM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
that is the most beutiful thing i have ever seen, it seriously brought a tear to my eye. i
Feb 14 2009 8:47PM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
Make like scars coming out from the side of your face like the JOKER
Feb 14 2009 9:16PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
nice signature. seriously, it didn't go over well. it was over a year ago and i'm still hearing about it.
Feb 14 2009 9:25PM
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MatRich
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bahahaha you are a legend
Feb 14 2009 9:33PM
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ski_foxx
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Ladies looove the magnum PI 'stache.  go for that.  Really.

Feb 14 2009 10:16PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Yup, thats what i am gonna do..
Feb 15 2009 12:25PM
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uni-corn
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One last bump, i am probably shaving tonight
Feb 17 2009 9:52PM
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uni-corn
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Feb 17 2009 10:28PM
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cclan
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dude, nipple stach, nuff said
Feb 17 2009 10:33PM
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