ok im a chick but my dad told me this after i broke up with my boyfriend of two years.. he's been long gone so i think it's hillarious.
so boy lives in philly and im from pittsburgh, and my dad was super protective of me when i was in highschool, so my boyfriend at the time had to always come visit me. well, for prom my dad went to go pick him up at the airport. my dad is 6'5'', 260, italian - basically looks like a mob boss haha so he picks up the ex, doesnt talk to him for the 45 minute ride home. the last red light before my house, dad looks at my ex, and asks, "you better tell me right now that you wouldn't do anything to my daughter that you couldn't tell me to my face." the kid kinda shits his pants a little sayin like oh no no noo sir i would never.. my dad just turned around to face the front and didnt say anything - just gave him the look the rest of the weekend.