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HELP with a comeback for " I remember my first beer"

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stempy
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I hear this ALL the time. " I remember my first beer"... what are the best comebacks for this? Anyone have anything good?
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cclan
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
^rofl!!!!
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DJ_i_2727
Posts: 203 - Karma: 10
hahaha shit that is funny
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RJD2
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RJD2
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
i remember when i had my first comeback?
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 151
I was too young to remember my first beer
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
I remember when I got my jokes off the internet..


oh the irony.
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482

Dear OP:

Stop sucking so much, or kick them in the nuts. Either way, stop sucking so much.

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SpiritualPlum
Posts: 129 - Karma: 14
"hahaha... That's so funny... last time i heard that, i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur!!!! (quoted from step-brothers)
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
THIS IS NOT 4CHAN
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
"well its not that hard to remember what you did earlier today"
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rontonsoop
Posts: 237 - Karma: 25
genius!
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Why should such a shitty joke cause you so much pain?

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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
sucking on your alcoholic mothers tit does not count as a beer
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A.P.
Posts: 667 - Karma: 136
such a good movie
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freestyler540
Posts: 13156 - Karma: 19,497
"Me too, but lets keep it to ourselves ok?"
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slevin_kelevra
Posts: 416 - Karma: 13
1.challenge him to a shotgun race
2.Kick his ass in it
3.Don't say anything and walk away
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Fuck his girl and shoot in her eye. That's really the only thing you can do when someone says something that unforgivable.
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Beamer12
Posts: 3227 - Karma: 46
Hahaha thats money right there.
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
"do you also remember sucking your first dick?"
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
GOLD
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
say "I don't"

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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Winner.
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
Yes, so simple, yet so good.
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
Uh, okay, but my post had nothing to do with said site, OP is something I see on NS all the time. Cool ur jets man.
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
damn it that was me i was accidentally on his account

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Sno.
Posts: 12284 - Karma: 7,662
yeah, that was a good one. Also the alcoholic mom one.
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
lol that is probably one of the greatest movies that came out recently....
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Casey
Posts: 7932 - Karma: 25,625
I'd probly recommend not going to parties where everyone thinks your a faggot
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
"Be careful with that joke, its an antique"
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
say........"cool story hansel"
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
ding ding ding!
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
hahahhahahha I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. I guess because the other person would have nothing to say back and it would seem like you just didn't care.
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