Zero Poles

X · 2009-02-10 03:22:26

Andreas Gloor, Tim Myers & Nick Parko were spotted riding the park with no poles. pretty legit.

RudyGarmisch

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Who?

Feb 10 2009 3:27AM

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pretzels

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that's absurd! they should make a movie dedicated to no pole skiing and just shred mini golf lines to really chill and flowy music. they may change everything and their footage may become the single most powerful tool to market rockered skies.

Feb 10 2009 3:29AM

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Thenowhereman42

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No poles is like fucking a fat chick.

Fun as hell, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you doing it.

Feb 10 2009 3:42AM

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h_bar

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SPOT ON SIR!

Feb 10 2009 6:56AM

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gcassidy

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haha win

Feb 10 2009 7:35AM

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thanks for my new signature :)

Feb 10 2009 8:16AM

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SteezethePirate

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I'm pretty sure it was called Idea, but i could have been wrong

Feb 10 2009 8:26AM

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jamers

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dude no poles looks steezy and is way more natural in the park

Feb 10 2009 8:40AM

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IceCreamer

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not as steezy as you would think

Feb 10 2009 8:49AM

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matt.rad

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Feb 10 2009 10:17AM

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Mrvic.

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[IMG]sybilcentral.com/images/jim%20bob%20skiing.jpg[/IMG]

skiing with poles is for nerds

Feb 10 2009 11:06AM

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Mrvic.

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^fail...

Feb 10 2009 11:07AM

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jksl

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but...i ski without poles with my friends all the time?

Feb 10 2009 11:09AM

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Mrvic.

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Feb 10 2009 11:10AM

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Malcolm

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^JEA

Feb 10 2009 11:16AM

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ASkierNamedJaymz

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^why would you not use poles... you can look like this guy. Why wouldn't you.

Feb 10 2009 11:33AM

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mac.N.steeze

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There's nothing wrong skiing with no poles if you are just hiking the park all day however if you don't use poles when your just skiing normally you will look like a complete fag. However it allows you to get the grab in better, but its a little more difficult to control your spins without them.

Feb 10 2009 1:02PM

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urbanjib

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i ski without poles in park... uh-oh///

Feb 10 2009 1:05PM

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dubes720

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i just no pole it for seshing box and rails and stuff..or any jib day

Feb 10 2009 1:13PM

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SpiritualPlum

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No no no... Skiing without poles is like taking head from a man. It feels really great, until you look down and realize you're gay

Feb 10 2009 5:15PM

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CK_Ski

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Hahaha! So true...

Well I guess... I would say skiing with no poles is a little bit funner than a fat chick though.

Feb 10 2009 5:27PM

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CK_Ski

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Sounds like you've experienced that.....?

Feb 10 2009 5:28PM

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bananas

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no poles is cool PLEASE DONT HATE ME!

the steeziest skiers ride no poles (lj and t wallisch!!!!!)

Feb 10 2009 5:46PM

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Ickis

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you forgot pep.

Feb 10 2009 5:52PM

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blindside

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aaahahhahaaha That's almost as good as "riding no poles is like getting head from a guy, it feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay"

but seriously it's really fun and I have nothing against it.

Feb 10 2009 6:00PM

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PaleCelery

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^^ little late on that one lol

Feb 10 2009 7:36PM

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GreenStezz

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sence when are you the king of steez??...........

Feb 10 2009 7:38PM

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jfletcher

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hahahahha well put

Feb 10 2009 7:43PM

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dodgeridge*rider

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well then i guess youve never been with a fat chick

no fatty(no homo but for fat girls)

Feb 10 2009 7:43PM

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rudager

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RACE WAR!!
RACE WAR!RACE WAR!RACE WAR!RACE WAR!RACE WAR!

Feb 10 2009 9:05PM

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BigMeech621

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fucking fat chicks is not fun imo.

Feb 10 2009 10:43PM

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C0RN

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paco garcia?

Feb 10 2009 10:44PM

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hey_dude_its_me

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are people really laughing at the fat chick joke? weak

Feb 10 2009 10:47PM

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jibbinc

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Park - no poles.
Powder - poles.
Cruising - poles.

to the legitness of steeze.

/thread

Feb 11 2009 12:04AM

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EvanMeyer

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I switch on and off between poles depending on the mood im in

Feb 11 2009 12:08AM

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skihood

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fuckin a fat chick doesnt sound very fun

Feb 11 2009 12:13AM

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tim_ASP

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yea...

i still laughed though.

Feb 11 2009 2:30AM

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XtRemE11

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pssshhh more like.....

park- no poles

powder-no poles

cruising-no poles

Feb 11 2009 2:37AM

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Nico_G

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im guessing you have alot of experience with fat chicks.

I dont think fuckin fat chicks are fun so there goes your joke.

Feb 11 2009 2:39AM

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frampton

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well...im guessing you DONT have alot of experience with fat chicks then...

Feb 11 2009 2:43AM

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Steezius_Maximus

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thats exactly right

Feb 11 2009 9:22AM

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Thenowhereman42

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lol your an asshole

Feb 11 2009 1:21PM

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Aaaron.

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lift ines - poles=screwed.

Feb 11 2009 1:40PM

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Literature

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I've done both, and love my poles. Whatever others want to do is fine with me.

Feb 11 2009 1:49PM

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General_Ripper

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they always seem to give 110%

Feb 11 2009 1:51PM

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james44

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i love my pole

Feb 11 2009 1:54PM

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Z_rob

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I sway back and forth i feel like its easier to stomp stuff when you have poles, just gives you the extra balance and its nice to get speed.

but no poles is hands down more fun.

it more depends on the conditions, if the snow is fresh ill rock no poles pull some hand drags and fun stuff, but if its just an average day then ill rock the poles

and that joke makes no sense because all of my friends ride without poles also

Feb 11 2009 2:02PM

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