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idk if this is a repost, but my friend just told me about this website and there really is some funny shit on there. ill share some of my favorite from the site
"Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met
my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she
is still laughing and I have ice on my penis."
"Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were
talking about at a party. Turns out the name “Mom” is right next to
“Mike” in my contacts list."
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I
accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely
take after your mom"
i just figured id share this with you guys if youre bored like i am.