Craziest night in the history of sundayriver

this is copied and pasted from an A.I.M convo. shit was offf the hook lol

dude i had the craziest night in the history of sundayriver
last night
lol
5:16 PM
dude tell me what happened my son
dude
its suchh an intnese story
one sec
i jsut told it allll to murphy
word
so im gunna copy and paste it
lol
smoked all day and had 3 beers then night skied and smoked and drank ALOT
and then after this we go swimming
wasted
then after that we went back out
and we were walking past these condos
and sum guy was throwing up off of the porch
and i was like ur soo wasted and there was a party
and we got them to throw beers to us from like the 3rd floor
and they were just wasted
like dropping them into the snow banks
thennn we go in the hotel i stayed in for the wekend and there was like a convention
at the hotel
like for pharmasuedical companies
whaaaaat
and thre was a party there for the people at the convention
this is like
at 12 at night
so then these nurses
come out
and i was like
GIVE ME YOUR DRINK
cuz i was wasted
and they were too
and then i said like what are ur views on medical marijuana
and they were like were for it
you got any!?
lol
so i BLazed withhh like these 35 year old ladys
and two of my homies
hahahha
thats amaizng
then it gets more crazy
after that we were outside and there was a like
gator
thing
u know thoes like utility vehicals
there were these bitches iin one
workign
andi just got in
lol
me and my friends just fucking
get in the thing
it like had doors
and a roof and window
it was sick
and soo they were pizza delivery people
for the resort
and we blazed with them!
and then like righttt after we blazed a security gaurd comees up
and hes like
what are u doign
talking tot he chick driving
and shese like
nothing
and she says
im delivering pizza
and the guy says "smells like your delivering more than pizza"
nd then he made us get out
and walk back to our condo
THEN i left my phone in that thing
in the pizza machi
in the pizza vehical
and i called it and got it back at like 1 in the morning
from a guy
cuz they switched shifts
lol
but my phone was still in there