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Conversation starters on the chairlift

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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
You kno when u get on the chairlift with a complete stranger??  What do u say to start a good conversation...not a fake awkward one?
Feb 7 2009 8:48PM
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dubes720
Posts: 128 - Karma: 130
depends on how big of a gaper the dude or girl is? haha
Feb 7 2009 8:49PM
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MoistAbode
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 37
i usually talk about the conditions and stuff and then it just kinda rolls on into other stuff
Feb 7 2009 8:50PM
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jsaya_SagStraps
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 29
ur skis match ur jacket.. oh wait...
Feb 7 2009 8:50PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
I see you have some of them shaped skis.. how are they for double black runs?
Feb 7 2009 8:51PM
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cbfreeskis
Posts: 122 - Karma: 13
how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta
Feb 7 2009 8:51PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17

"Hey, hows it going?"

Feb 7 2009 8:53PM
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JEWbacca
Posts: 1391 - Karma: 30
do you own full tilts?
Feb 7 2009 8:53PM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
Where are you from
Or ask them about their gear if they have anything interesting
Feb 7 2009 8:54PM
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AEROPLAEHN
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 192
LOL nice.

I usually just start talking to start a convo - nothing in particular...
Feb 7 2009 8:54PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
ive always loved head was a good one
Feb 7 2009 8:57PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
ahahah this is epic
Feb 7 2009 9:06PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
I just sit there and stare at my crotch.... I'm not very sociable....
Feb 7 2009 9:07PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: -1
Especially in the gondi with a bunch of random people. Shit can get EPIC! I love sitting there with my fire lense C-Bars and just sitting there staring at people, and they have no clue im looking at them. Im a creeper.
Feb 7 2009 9:12PM
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Joe_
Posts: 648 - Karma: 14
hahahhaha i loled
Feb 7 2009 9:13PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
talked to this one like 50 year old guy today about how he was up until 4:30 drinking jagerbombs, and how he can get us laid and all this stuff

good ride
Feb 7 2009 9:13PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
usually if its a guy ill start out with "so which way do you bat" and carry it on from there depending on the answer
Feb 7 2009 9:16PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
Sounds like he was hitting on you....

Mucho homo
Feb 7 2009 9:16PM
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dubes720
Posts: 128 - Karma: 130
avoid that old man haha
Feb 7 2009 9:21PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
if is obvious their Texan, i eather say "so were are you from?" and then interrupt their response with "texas is a nice place..."

or if their texan ill ask "are you good?" and then laugh if they say what i want them to say! but ill be chill if its anyone else...
Feb 7 2009 9:23PM
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steeze2pleeze
Posts: 362 - Karma: 14
dont be afraid to go personal... questions like "when and where was your first period?" always spark good conversation
Feb 7 2009 9:23PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
^^^^that is EXACTLY what i ask. Or something like, "How often do you shave your pussy, maam? 
Feb 7 2009 9:32PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
i sometimes do that if im alone, if im with people i know we all talk super loud about random stuff, and sometimes when its wiered people by me when im by myself i just yell at people below like i know em... one time i yelled to the guys wife that was sitting beside me on the lift....
Feb 7 2009 9:52PM
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Krook3d
Posts: 240 - Karma: 21

TALK ABOUT BOOBIES!!!!!

Feb 7 2009 9:56PM
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Msully
Posts: 575 - Karma: 21
lol i do that too, havent run into that problem yet though
Feb 7 2009 10:06PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
if there too big of a gaper i purposely dont talk to them but ...
Feb 7 2009 10:07PM
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MoistAbode
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 37
sometimes they can be the most fun to talk to. see how much you can mess with em
Feb 7 2009 10:12PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,403
damn my dick itches, must be the herpies flaring up
Feb 7 2009 10:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,274
i rode up the gondi at killington with some like 60 year old dude who smoked a bowl on the way up. he was the man

i usually don't talk to them if they're a gaper but if they aren't and they have cool skis or something i'll talk about gear the whole time. usually the convo is started by the other person saying "those look like water skis"
people can't wrap their heads around jj's yet
Feb 7 2009 10:20PM
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JDubbs16
Posts: 9 - Karma: 11

just let it chill

Feb 7 2009 10:33PM
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Rafe
Posts: 254 - Karma: 13
"did you see that monstrous snow pig in the trees over there?" and then "it's tusks must have been 7 inches long"

there was one kid that me and my buddy actually did start talking about pubes with though it was actually really weird. i don't recommend it.
Feb 7 2009 10:50PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,096
hahaha im totally saying that next time haha!!
Feb 7 2009 11:17PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
haha. Thats epic. we have a giant pig that skis around and theres a shot of it throwing down in the halfpipe. its funny
Feb 7 2009 11:20PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
hahaha i try and be nice

where you from?
hows the skiing goin today?
etc.

sometimes i just zone out though if im alone and just jam to my tunes.
Feb 7 2009 11:23PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,145
say what?
Feb 7 2009 11:25PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
ahhaha if there a gapper i tell them im sponserid and what not .. if ive already seen them destroty the park i ask for pointer (it never hurts to ask)... girls just mac them hoes ... anyone else i usally start a convo with saying shittt that kid just ate it
Feb 7 2009 11:25PM
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skiierrrrrrr
Posts: 998 - Karma: 694
hey wanna go in on a pizza?
Feb 7 2009 11:26PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
"nice day, huh?" for the average weekend warrior or parents with kids

or if they are also on twins, i talk about equipment.

or for chicks normally i ask something to some how figure out how good of a skier they are, and if its worth trying to get more out of her
Feb 7 2009 11:39PM
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linesteeze
Posts: 1229 - Karma: 125
pretend you have a bluetooth and talk like your on the phone but at them
Feb 7 2009 11:44PM
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wheres_my_snow
Posts: 473 - Karma: 11
i ither freak out at myself like thretining to kill myself in two different voices or i say shit like nice day huu?
in freakish voises
Feb 8 2009 12:32AM
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wazzucrewskier
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 151
i get this literally every day that i am on the prophet 130's or chopsticks even if its a hardpack day.... "yeah those must be fun today"...... welp yeah they do rule the so called pow....
Feb 8 2009 12:47AM
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steeze2pleeze
Posts: 362 - Karma: 14
if you're all the way over on the chair, next to the railing or whatever, put ur phone to your ear and lean on it just like ur resting ur head, then start to have a conversation with the person next to you and in the middle of it say "ok see ya later" and hang up. then sit quietly for the rest of the trip up while they sit there feeling stupid.
Feb 8 2009 1:01AM
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SloanKetterin
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
im usually just silent, unless they start a conversation with me.  usually about skiing though
Feb 8 2009 1:03AM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
"So how's your day going."

Today was too funny, mackin' on some total gaper chick telling me how much she enjoyed my suit, and how it takes a real man to be comfortable in full purple, and how she sucks at skiing but is good at other things ;)
Feb 8 2009 1:19AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
".................i killed a man once."  

where it goes after that is up to you.
Feb 8 2009 1:51AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
yeah me and my friend (both skiers) were on a chair next to a gaper and we made up sponsors and he was sponsered by rider snowboards and the kid believed us, what a dumbass
Feb 8 2009 2:22AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I tell outrageous lies about my abilities. I point to any feature I can see and claim that I've hucked a rodeo 7 off it.
Feb 8 2009 2:26AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,459
If the person puts the lift down on my head I will not talk to them even if they start talking to me.


Feb 8 2009 2:38AM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
i ask them if the wanna play cave explorer
Feb 8 2009 2:41AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
Right here.

Then they talk about how the snow is hard, and I smile as I've been getting freshies in places they didn't know existed.
Feb 8 2009 3:12AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
what??
Feb 8 2009 3:17AM
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