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Urban Dictionary Ski Patrol

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livindalife
Posts: 137 - Karma: 9

I was surfin around on urban dictionary and came across this, I thought it was hillarious

ski patrol 4 up, 21 down[IMG]newschoolers.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]newschoolers.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]

People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH
I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.

Feb 5 2009 4:27PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,948
erm..
Feb 5 2009 4:33PM
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alpha1ne
Posts: 205 - Karma: 17
excuse my french but..... WHAT THE FUCK!
Feb 5 2009 4:35PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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k.
Feb 5 2009 4:42PM
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Malcolm
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sounds like all the patrollers at st bruno
Feb 5 2009 4:47PM
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alpha1ne
Posts: 205 - Karma: 17
from past expierience in my 12 years of skiing, ski patrol has never given me a straight or logical answer all the ones ive met are so stupid
Feb 5 2009 4:48PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
when your stuck in an avvy, ski patrol will make sure to leave you. cuz there busy having buttsex right?
Feb 5 2009 4:50PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
There's a lot of really chill ski patrolers and then there are a lot how are on a power trip. It's just like anything else and all depends on the person.
Feb 5 2009 4:51PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
i try to make it a general rule not to piss off the people who would need to come save my ass if something went wrong. Some of them are douches, but a lot of them are just chill guys who like to ski
Feb 5 2009 4:57PM
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livindalife
Posts: 137 - Karma: 9
Cmon guys dont take it too seriously. I am a member of the National Ski Patrol, and I thought it was hillarious, its just funny. Y SO SERIOUS?
Feb 5 2009 5:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Feb 5 2009 5:01PM
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