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How to give yourself explosive gas for under 4$

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Kungris
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I've been ripping intense ones all night. its gotta be my lunch...

1: go to Jack in the Box
2: order 2 chicken sandwitches (from the value menu) this will cost you 2$
3: order 1 seasoned curly fry, size medium - this will cost you 1.65$ (total of 3.65$)
4: Consume and drink one glass of water, or any water (if you do this right, its free)

wait 5 hours for ingredients to simmer inside your natural oven.

DING! enjoy your own brand... BRAAAAP!

Try it tomorrow!
Feb 5 2009 2:52AM
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unchyll
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ewww
jack in the box is gnarly
so greasy and gross looking
Feb 5 2009 2:54AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,998
They put way too much mayo on everything at jack in the crack..
Feb 5 2009 3:31AM
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freestyler540
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Drink a lot of beer, wait a day, then enjoy
Feb 5 2009 12:20PM
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.KYLE.
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That place is so good, i wish minnesota had em
Feb 5 2009 12:25PM
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japanada
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If I eat any meal I hope explosive gas.
Feb 5 2009 2:04PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337

Paps blue ribbon beer man. shit gives you raunchy ass farts

Feb 5 2009 2:21PM
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japanada
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PBR does indeed give great beer shits, as does natty, and busch. Pretty much any cheap beer.
Feb 5 2009 3:38PM
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wunderskier
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It reminds me of the stupid little jingle:

"Beans, beans they make you fart...

Feb 5 2009 3:51PM
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freestyler540
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Bean tastes like compost anyway
Feb 5 2009 3:54PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
word coors light give you some hefty beer shits teh next day, as well as farts
Feb 5 2009 3:56PM
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