i lied, no boobs. but i do have some legit stuff, plus some random stuff for sale. so heres my deal, i need money badly. yes i know, go get a job, but i have been searching for the past month, been to every store/company/everything and no one is hiring. soo i really need money to pay rent. if this story touched you. you can pay a measley 1$ a day to help support a poor college kid having a rough time. otherwise, you can just buy my stuff.
First OFF!!! brand new scullcandy t.i.s brand new in the package. they are the black furry bitties. guaranteed to make you look cool, hear good music, and get ALL the ladies
SECOND!! brand new nomis hoodie. its still even in the plastic!!!!! sive LARGE
THIRD!!! movies all in good working condish
FOURTH!!! microsoft wireless mouse.
FIFTH!! size small bad liteunanent AUDIO helmet. its black, but i spray painted it with flat black, which has scraped off in some spots. worn for a season, it has scratched, but is in working condish. it is the audio, meaning it comes with the audio earpads and the audio cord with in line mute button 
SIXTH!!! black smith phenoms. worn for a season. but in good condish. the lense is a vr-28? not sure if thats right, but it is a darker then permission. the lense is in good condish, tiny normal scratches on the inside from cleaning, but do not affect vision. complete with the two straps
SEVENTH!!! smith fuses. they are that japanese guys artist series. the strap is a little worn as you can see in the pict. two lenses, the yellow is brand new except for three days being ridden with. the mirror lense has two scratches, but not bad and deffentally do not affect vision. second picture is of the worse scratch, its up along where the foam is. (out of eyesight) good goggles, worn for a season.
EIGHTH!!!! armada headband. ive worn it about twice. too big for my head. its frayed a bit. but thats what yarn? does. its just been kicking around my closet.
NINTH!!!! a bunch of random stuff. two skullcandy pleather bags, skullcandy dog tags, skullcandy key chain, gold, pretty baller. k2 lanyard. subaru lanyard, the plastic thing on the back fell off, but you can sew it, ducttape it, anything to make it work.
TENTH!!!! clh hoodie. size 2xl. im 6 foot in the pict. warn a couple times, washed prob twice, little barely noticeable dirt marks on the cuffs, but will prob come off in the wash.
ELEVENTH!!!! some old used skins. really narrow, about the width of a beer can. the glue on the back is getting dry and not so sticky anymore. however, im pretty sure you can clean them and just put new glue on. the tread is good.
next are just some random stickers i will trow in if you buy something, or like two bucks each if you just want the sticker
NEXT ARE BIBS_SKIBUM items. so if you have questions about these, pm him
c bar strap. almost perfect condition. scale from 1 to 7 its a 6 and 5/6. 10obo
NEXT ARE some large foursquare zino pant. with 8k waterproofing. great condition. skied only two days, just scratches on the cuffs, noooo cuts. these are some nice pantalones. fit big, more like an x l. the wigger in the picture is wearing them "where his mother would want him to wear them" 80$ obo
then wE have some BRAND NEW dakine park gloves. they are blue, black and white. best offer
so there you have it. this sale took me about two.5 hours to make. you will notice i didnt put any prices, cept for bibs_skibum stuff, who will trade for black xl oakley evo. this is because i want you to offer, so if you ask me for how much something is, i will prob rape you. but i want desent offers.
ok, heres your boobs
