Replying to I just had the craziest crash ever. Balls to the wall style!!

Last Thursday I was snowboarding at Blue Mountain, just cruisin with friends.
My day started off pretty mellow. We took some groomed runs, went to take a look at the park, hit some side booters and just had fun.

Here is the good part:

After hitting some jumps we decided that it would be nice to ride some rails. Therefore we cruise over to the rail line.

NEXT THING I KNOW I GET HIT BY A SKIER. The fucker was so fast, he looked like he wanted to superman double frontflip diaster a down rail or something.

After he hit me I kinda realized a weird pain. I felt like I just got blueballed by the entire Playboy Bunny Team of 2008.

When I looked down, my white pants got blood over them. This wans't the bad part.

A ski pole between my legs was.

THE FUCKIN POLE WENT TROUGH MY FUCKIN NUTSACK. Realizing this I passed out.

I woke up later in hospital. Everything down there was packed up like i was wearing diapers.

The good thing is, my balls are shaved veeery clean at the moment.

The Question is, should I try to leave it that way or should I let them get all hairy to cover the beautiful scar down there?


PS: I'm Hansel. Sometimes.