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Nick Martini, Tom Wallisch, Henrik Harlaut: SERIOUSLY

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NickMartini
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we wanna know what grinds your gears?
Feb 1 2009 11:40PM
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TurkeyCircus
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hello mike douglas?
Feb 2 2009 12:27PM
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pscull03
Posts: 440 - Karma: 47

if you dont like their style then just leave it to yourself

dont complain about what other people dress like its none of your business

Henrik Twall and martini kill it and thats just that

i give them all mad props for being sick as fuck

Feb 2 2009 12:36PM
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ptownshredder
Posts: 184 - Karma: 29

- ppl the bug the shit outta of u to session.. then when u plan one they drop out..                     

- park beakers & banger steeze.

Feb 2 2009 12:54PM
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spliff.Life
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what did you just say???
 learn to type or go back to myspace
Feb 2 2009 12:57PM
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ptownshredder
Posts: 184 - Karma: 29

whoa bro chill.... jeezzz.. i mean the ppl that are always dissing whoever in the park n ppl who mirror other ppls style.. for me it ppl at my school who get the stuff but don't know anything about skiing... but thats just me H-ok...

Feb 2 2009 1:06PM
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DirtyMick
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Feb 2 2009 1:32PM
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k-rob
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is it really that hard to type out "people?"

Feb 2 2009 1:34PM
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DirtyMick
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Bitches snakin my drop when I call that shit. 
Feb 2 2009 1:35PM
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THE-GHOST
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LIQUID CHEDDA NIGGAHHH!!!!

darts what grinds my gears

Feb 2 2009 2:05PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Possible shoulder surgery and messed up bindings grinds MY gears.
Feb 2 2009 2:24PM
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bighit
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SMELLEMOS LOS FUQUENOS
Feb 2 2009 3:11PM
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deezy.
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martini not being on the cover of people magazines 100 sexiest people
Feb 2 2009 3:31PM
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Smuffy
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gapers that snake you right as youre dropping in for some gnarly new trick. totally ruins that whole mojo of gettin psyched up for throwing down.

and the fact that the biggest/best jump i get to hit is a 40 footer with a flat ass landing.
Feb 2 2009 3:40PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26

ignant is an ignorant way of saying "ignorant"

or, alternately, a plausible example used to define irony when used thusly

"'that's ignant' said the thug ignorantly"

Feb 2 2009 3:40PM
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Bbarnes
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im pretty sure henrik doesnt know how to speak proper english, just slang.

and as for his xxxxL style, your just jealous

Feb 2 2009 3:48PM
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ChronicLines
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Seconded.  This is the one website I regularly visit that has this problem.
Feb 2 2009 3:56PM
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k-rob
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"ignant" is how "gangsta" or wanna-be gangsta black people say ignorant. ignorant black people usually don't like saying whole words, they shorten them and call it slang, put them in hip-hop lyrics, etc. young white people, in an effort to emulate the "gangsta" black people in the media, who have gotten rich and famous off of being or acting ignorant and stupid, try and mimic the childish language of the "cool" people they see on TV, by shortening words they normally wouldn't shorten, such as "ignorant" to "ignant," as a means of impressing their other young, white friends with their stupidity. some people may attribute this strange backwards logic of dumbing yourself down to impress (or rather, entertain) your more intelligent peers to that which the American "English" language has standardized, for example, shortening "doughnut" to "donut," or taking the 'u' out of every prefix or suffix that originally had an 'ou' in it.
Feb 2 2009 4:00PM
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bp.lando
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First off this is the most illegitmate call out ever.

Henrik aint nerdy and I wouldnt say he trys to talk black, he can barely speak english.

I dont mind the word Ignant, I do think people that say "fucking douchebags" should get some creativity in there vocabulary. You lose all crediblity when you classify everyone that says Ignant a fucking douchebag. I dont really know what a douchebag is other than pretty much everyone.

Also, we are skiers and we are all shaping our sport, and last I checked our sport is called Freeskiing, FREE being the keyword there. You know what these guys have in commmon with Rappers and nasty guys from the hood. They got style man. When there on skis there showing style and flow, just like some guy on a street corner throwing down rhymes with style and flow. So I say go ahead and wear tall tees and do what ya gotta do. These guys are for real, sure we might be far from the hood, although its not as far as you'd think.

So next time you call someone out think about what your actually saying before you become a jealous relentless little bitch (now wasnt that better than fucking douchebag).

LATER.
Feb 2 2009 4:22PM
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inactive
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this post is brought to you by BET
Feb 2 2009 4:32PM
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skiingonskis
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im on that boat....
Feb 2 2009 4:34PM
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JonathonChandler
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if your not being sarcastic your fucking stupid
Feb 2 2009 4:38PM
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jfletcher
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what grinds my gears is all the hate tall tees get. Wear whatever the fuck you want...SERIOUSLY
Feb 2 2009 5:04PM
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fappy
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you guys hype yourselves so fucking much
Feb 2 2009 5:05PM
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DrippinWithSteez
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lol

+karmz
Feb 2 2009 5:08PM
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RMillz
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i wanna see what they respond
Feb 2 2009 5:09PM
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KellyK
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MARKER BINDINGS
Feb 2 2009 5:09PM
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Kale
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what grinds my gears: people at my home mountain who think its awesome to huck straight flips and pencil 9s off a 10 ft jump. thats just fucking retarded.
Feb 2 2009 5:12PM
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sconniestyle
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seconded

at least go with douchenozzle if your burns must be feminine cleansing product related.

Feb 2 2009 5:27PM
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CBROOKS
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What grinds my gears is Martini not sending me the filmers email address.

Get in the game martini.

Actually its not a huge deal, but I want it.
Feb 2 2009 5:28PM
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jksl
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nick grew like 5 feet in the past 3 years...what's with that?
Feb 2 2009 5:50PM
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jfletcher
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how tall is nick?
Feb 2 2009 5:52PM
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SMH[-__-]
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mega mo?
Feb 2 2009 6:07PM
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Smuffy
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megamo is pretty much the coolest thing to happen to xgames. almost as cool as the text-to-vote judging.
Feb 2 2009 6:16PM
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Skierguy1234
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see this is where you're wrong sir.
Feb 2 2009 6:23PM
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dex.
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beat me to it
Feb 2 2009 6:30PM
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skier14567
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i floss my teef everyday, wear tall t's, and other extraordinarily large clothing. Still will admit skiing is the whitest sport out there. Im pretty sure there are no regulations to how you dress though so word.
Feb 2 2009 6:39PM
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farmskier
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What grinds my gears...?

Tall Tees.

and why?

So fucking stupid.
You look like  dumb Hawaiian wearing a moo moo.


I couldn't have put it any more succinctly than that.  Thanks Jibtech.

Feb 2 2009 6:51PM
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Ben.
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Saying"talking black" fucking grinds my gears. christ i hate that.
Feb 2 2009 6:55PM
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Skierguy1234
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53 seconds in
Feb 2 2009 7:06PM
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Ben.
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hahahaha yesssss. thank you
Feb 2 2009 7:07PM
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jsaya_SagStraps
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dayum son..
Feb 2 2009 7:17PM
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tskilz
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the only grinding gears were at that railjam. minus wallisch for skiing with an injury. martini didnt even show up till finals, to compete againt kids who hiked for hours in a prelim. and in that prelim, a local and a calikid schooled the place. to the point where people dropped out.....tanner hall's coach was so impressed by those two that the pros started hating on them, that made my gears grind. furthermore, wallisch had the best steeziest tricks.
Feb 2 2009 7:21PM
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EvanMeyer
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its like you were in my mind
Feb 2 2009 7:53PM
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BigMeech621
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now we all know what grinds your gears.
Feb 2 2009 8:28PM
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AlexMartini
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fools not buying enough copies of Road to Nowhere and other various stept movies is whats grindin my gears... get on that -------steptproductions.com
Feb 2 2009 8:44PM
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Rogge
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New hyphy edit of Nick Martini, Matt Walker, and Alexis Godbout


Filmed, Edited, Produced, and just straight MADE by Mike Rogge

Peep some.



YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Feb 2 2009 9:00PM
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bp.lando
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I almost closed this video... the end is awesome!!!!! holy shit. thats awesome.
Feb 2 2009 9:11PM
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Throwaway.closed
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Gapers who buy really nice ski gear but actually suck at skiing.

Feb 2 2009 9:34PM
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Colt45er
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holy smokin toms!!!!! i hope even dem flamin haters on this site wont grind there gears cause those hater kids are straight GOONIES!

the only thing that would prolly grind there gears is if u threw a nugget into the actual snowmobile gears so they cant go anywhere... to hit them fluffy pow pow heavenly pillow or back country boota crunkness.i dont wana grind there gears man, those kids are so DOPE seriously




Feb 2 2009 9:59PM
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scofield
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Quoted for Truth
Feb 2 2009 11:07PM
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