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POLE THROUGH BALL SAC

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Cuckoo
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We went to Blue Mountain on a four day ski trip and on the thursday of our trip we were in the park and saw this guy holding a pole through his leg (so we thought) we then hit the jump line and went up again and then say six ski patrol standing beside him. we thought we might go see what was up so we skied near him but not to close to make him feel like he was being watched (it was right under a 6 person chair lift) when we looked at him it was not through his leg but in between his legs! The story is he was snowboarding down the rail line and hit a skier, the skiers pole went through his ball sac and out the other side. Around ten inches and the whole basket went through his ball sac without hitting his testicles. Then the park staff member came and had metal clippers and cut both sides of the pole off and then making the snowboarder able to go into the ski patrols sled. he went down and was shipped off to the hospital, with his girlfriend by his side!!
Feb 1 2009 6:34PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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OH MY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That actually made me sick to my stomach
Feb 1 2009 6:37PM
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EH_DUBS
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well...thats fucked up...
Feb 1 2009 6:37PM
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Dub_Digital
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says something about snowboarding......haha that sux
Feb 1 2009 6:38PM
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cclan
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eeeeeeeh
Feb 1 2009 6:40PM
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Squid.
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I can't imagine the pain
Feb 1 2009 6:40PM
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s.bishop
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basket and all, holy shit, is it sick that i laughed a little inside before being grossed out?
Feb 1 2009 6:40PM
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no_steeze
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oh god....OH GOD
Feb 1 2009 6:41PM
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inactive
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pics or it didn't happen
Feb 1 2009 7:21PM
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Dub_Digital
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no.
Feb 1 2009 7:25PM
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s.bishop
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do you really want to see that?
Feb 1 2009 7:25PM
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Cuckoo
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Well we had our video camera out so we took a couple shots.

1. from the lift up, you can see the ski patrol around and him in the sled

2. the ambulance came by to pick him up so we got a shot of the ambulance and everyone around!!

they will be up shortly but I have to get everything all unpacked and get ready for school tomorrow. SO they will be up in the next day or so!!
Feb 1 2009 7:26PM
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scott-skis
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oohhhh shit
i got stitches in my nuts , but that is way worse

Feb 1 2009 8:21PM
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*kristi_s*
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oh.my.god.
Feb 1 2009 8:25PM
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Paulage
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ok, unless everyone else besides me has a huge nasty saggy ass ball sac there is no possible way the basket went through it. the whole point of having a basket is so it doesn't go through things, i call bullshit on this story due to case of false facts.
Feb 1 2009 8:35PM
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chapz
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ahhhhh that is fucking baddd
Feb 1 2009 8:35PM
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TheClap.
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x2
Feb 1 2009 8:36PM
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BGWHT
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i just got home from a 4 day trip to blue...
i did not see this...
when did it happen ???

Feb 1 2009 9:03PM
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babujib
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i call out shenanigans as well, get the broomsticks
Feb 1 2009 9:12PM
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Dr.Scholl
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i just puked if its real

and fuck you for making me puke if its fake

Feb 1 2009 9:15PM
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Pippin
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WOW...its hard to believe but if thats what happened...well WOW


Feb 1 2009 9:15PM
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UNREAL
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samee
Feb 1 2009 9:15PM
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wheres_my_snow
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wow
Feb 1 2009 9:24PM
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skiP.E.I.
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++vibes to that guy's recovery. I can't imagine the pain. He must have screamed uncontrollably or just been in shock.
Feb 1 2009 9:26PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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wow...im a girl and i can imagine that would KILL!

Feb 1 2009 9:28PM
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*kristi_s*
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my thoughts!
Feb 1 2009 9:33PM
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Cuckoo
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he was going around 10 g's when he hit the kid!!

Don't call bullshit if you don't even know what your talking about
Feb 1 2009 10:29PM
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pmw
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remind me of scarred when kid nutted himsle fon rail, and one of his bals was hanging out...unnesecary post im now disgusted
Feb 1 2009 10:31PM
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49566738265
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Good thing he wasn't turned around the other way.
Feb 1 2009 10:33PM
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ryan.c
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i totally thought you were going to speak of something on steepandcheap...
Feb 1 2009 10:33PM
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ROOS.
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i'm sorry but i really dont think you can quite imagine how much that would kill
Feb 1 2009 10:48PM
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Balto
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Feb 1 2009 10:49PM
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sklermang
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pole-in-butt steeze
or
he got afterbanged
or
hole in one?


lol wut??
Feb 1 2009 10:58PM
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laurence^
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Feb 1 2009 10:59PM
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theratpack
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thats that nasty sheitt
Feb 1 2009 11:03PM
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Kotke
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shit thats fucked up
Feb 1 2009 11:22PM
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PaleCelery
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I believe it. Have you ever stretched your ballsack out really thin? It goes pretty far.Who here has seen waiting? is it the goat?) And even if the balls were in the way, they'de prob just get pushed off to the side anyway.



I cant believe I just posted that.

Feb 1 2009 11:33PM
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Mrvic.
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yes
Feb 1 2009 11:47PM
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sirskizalot
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Feb 2 2009 12:06AM
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birdshake
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holy shit wow
Feb 2 2009 12:06AM
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BikeMlatt69
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jesus christ, i pooped in my britches.
Feb 2 2009 12:18AM
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SMH[-__-]
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Feb 2 2009 12:27AM
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suzia
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my friends from collingwood said it was hella gnarly
Feb 2 2009 12:42AM
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k-rob
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whoah that's just wrong. poor dude.
Feb 2 2009 12:44AM
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Tasche
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When I was in middle school I got back from football practice and took a quick shower. When I got out I went to my room and my balls started hurting a little bit. I thought it was just from running or something so I just laid down for a little bit.

After about an hour of increasing pain I decided to take a bath and see if that helped, which it did. But as soon as I got out the pain was back with a vengeance.

I was close to tears so I went downstairs and told my mom and she took me to the hospital where I learned that I had a twisted testicle and needed surgery.

I don't remember anything until I woke up and had to puke out a throat tube. They put both balls in the same side of the sack to keep them from twisting and sent me on my way with a 2 inch incision and a nicely shaved ball sack.

The recovery was horrible and took 3 weeks of wearing a cod piece and walking like I had just got done riding the pony express.

So I can feel for this guy even though his was way way way worse.

Send some good vibes NS this guy needs it.
Feb 2 2009 12:52AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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omg i really can't even picture this... you can stretch your ballsack? craazy

hmm how does the pole goes throught this guys pants and ballsack w/o touching the testicles that seems impossible? i dont know.
Feb 2 2009 12:52AM
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crazyfuck
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the same way a girl can get her hood pierced without harming her clit. there's extra flesh around the testicles and i could see it being possible to get stabbed in the sac and not hurt the ballz.
Feb 2 2009 1:41AM
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PaleCelery
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extra stretchy skin. (gross, I know) next time you're with a guy tug on his ballsack, you will see. (dont tug on the nuts tho, that might hurt)
Feb 2 2009 1:49AM
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Ski4frnt4445
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thats so shitty! how would the bastet even be able to go through?? i dont even wanna think about it
Feb 2 2009 2:10AM
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skithe49th
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ewwwwwwwwww my balls just started hurting after reading that
Feb 2 2009 2:46AM
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s.bishop
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oh damn that great, still laughing
Feb 2 2009 6:19AM
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