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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I came back to my dorm last night, blacked out, and did a bunch of stupid shit. I beat up one of my suitemates (tried to), and I peed in my garbage can, even after pissing 3 times in the bathroom.

Im sick of drinking.
Jan 31 2009 11:09AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
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Jan 31 2009 11:29AM
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dwoods5
Posts: 768 - Karma: 45
Haha...wtf?
Jan 31 2009 11:39AM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25

I completely feel you man. I'm sick and tired of blowing $40 a night with nothing but a ferocious hangover, a hole in the drywall and gashed knuckles to show for it.

Fuck drinking

Jan 31 2009 11:52AM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
dude i know i did some fucked up things last night as well. i tried to punch my really good friend. then i fell down the stairs and fucked my face up. and i kissed this girl that has a boyfriend and he has been my friend since elementary school.
Jan 31 2009 12:01PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
what the fuck Dyl! you needa lay off the brewskis broheemian.
Jan 31 2009 12:03PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
i know sergie. i think im defiently gonna take a break. but thats what i say know but i doubt it will happen. any good stories???
Jan 31 2009 12:07PM
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japanada
Posts: 13785 - Karma: 1,956
At least you didnt think that your roomates printer was the urnal!
Jan 31 2009 12:07PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahahahahahahaha. oh my god that is awesome.
Jan 31 2009 12:10PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
i knew i was drunk this one time when... i woke up on a lawn. with a whole bunch of shattered glass around and on me. i am confused. i stand up and turn around to see that ive fallen through a sliding glass door and onto the front lawn. i peaced.
Jan 31 2009 12:11PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
oh shit. thats baller as fuck. but also fucked up at the same time. not really like that fucked up but like how do you go through a sliding glass door.
Jan 31 2009 12:13PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
ia lot of momentum and the will to fight inanimate objects.
Jan 31 2009 12:18PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
that is baller as fuck.
Jan 31 2009 12:25PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
My roomate did do something worse than myself.

He walked like a zombie into our suitemate's room, took his boxers off, sat on the ground and peed on a $300 Northface puffy.

Then he got onto our suitemate's bed and wouldnt wake up and get off.

It was funny.
Jan 31 2009 1:14PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
hhaaaaaaaaah! i was at a party on a boat on thursday night and i chugged my mickey before i got on cuase they wouldnt let me take it on....

dont do that, ever. i turned into a zombie just yelling fuck you to everybody
Jan 31 2009 1:43PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
whats the difference between a suitemate and a roommate?
Jan 31 2009 2:23PM
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Kitzrow
Posts: 574 - Karma: 94
living in a suite as opposed to a dorm room
Jan 31 2009 2:30PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I sleep in the same room as my roomate, But share a common room and a bathroom with 2 other rooms. Out 3 rooms and a bathroom make up the suite.
Jan 31 2009 3:24PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
haha... one time my older brother's friend was passed out and my sister's boyfriend, who was also wasted, went in and laid on top of him and started to kiss him.
Jan 31 2009 4:31PM
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gnarlygoodski22
Posts: 429 - Karma: 18
haha thats so funny! you know weed has never given me a hangover in the morning, definatley not a reason to stop sippin' though!
Jan 31 2009 7:41PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
what is 2007 alex?
Jan 31 2009 8:36PM
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KIRKCHAPMAN
Posts: 164 - Karma: -6
last nite i went to my buddies house his parents were gone so of course we raided the lickour? cabinet!

we took shots of random stuff and tehn mixed up a drink for each other of random stuff, probably 10 shots in the whole hting of all sorts of stuff

well ends up after we drank it his parnets came home and smelt it on our breaths so we bailed out the back door leaving him and stumbled down to the 711. they called the cops cause we started eating stuff and then i went home. best night ever. im only 16 too

lesson is drinking is free
Jan 31 2009 8:41PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
the age claim was not necessary seeing as the night you just described most kids have at age 13. Anyways yes I am not a huge fan of liqour either. I used to be drunk every weekend and had a solid tolerance, then I quit for 2 months and tried to pick up right where I left off and hugged a toilet most of the night. Other notable bad experiences for me include punching a fellow ns'er, james44$ in the face twice for no reason at all besides I was really drunk.
Jan 31 2009 9:07PM
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skiwoj
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 52
PWNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD NOOOOOB
btw i was doing that when i was 10

DOUBLE PWNNNNNNNNNN
Jan 31 2009 9:10PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
ahhh i peed in the trash can once. i went in the middle of the night and when i went to the bathroom to take a piss and holy shit that smelled like arse
Jan 31 2009 9:11PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
you just claimed age after someone else just claimed age. thats so cool of you, just as cool as drinking from age 10.
Jan 31 2009 10:18PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Dude, the more retarded/fucked up your night is the better. Simple as that.
Jan 31 2009 11:02PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18

Drinking sucks man...

LEGALIZE IT!!

Feb 1 2009 12:17AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

we had a party the other night, and drunk guys go nuts when theres loads of other drunk guys around.

Hole in wall, bong broken, someones girlfriend hiding in a bathtub, hookah burn marks in the carpet...

damn

Feb 1 2009 4:01AM
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Hansel.
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Feb 1 2009 11:25AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
a lot of those stories up there seemed funny and shit but by the time you get to college you gotta be able to control yourself better then that. i cant even pick just one funny story to tell
Feb 1 2009 2:41PM
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