^haha great last post
but as for the police story, since the case finally got dismissed I can give some details. pretty much back in feb. i was at my buddies birthday party. 2 rando kids from montrose, co showed up (5 hours away) who knew no one and were causing problem the whole night. one kid, names Jesus (picture jesus from big lebowski literally), got into a fight inside the party and i guess when he was running out of the house he threw my girlfirend into the wall. I didnt see that but she immediatly came up to me and told me what happened.
a couple friends and i then went outside to look for the kids but we figured he was long gone. we hung around outside for a bit talking then this kid reappears out of no where and violently slammed my girlfriend onto rocks for no reason. i chased the kid tackled him then enjoyed hoodstomping the shit out of him for a few minutes along with others. we figured the kid had enough so we let him up. he got up and threw my girlfriend on the ground again and took off running
I then chased him, tackled him through a fence using his head to break through a 2x4 stud, then it was kind of a couples beat down on the kid until the cops got there. I starfish out and get cuffed, the kid gets put on a strecher and taken to the hospital and in the end we both got the same ticket (brawling) and not one police officer took down a police report from my crying, sober, girlfriend.
I took the case to court because i didnt want that BS on my record (claimed self defense of her self defense, citizens arrest, and choice of evils) so I got to see the actual police report. It said my girlfriend was visibly drunk and screaming nonsense, then it said the police got there as Jesus was on top of me striking me in the face so they cuffed him. after they cuffed him i jumped onto him and started beating on him. This is what sent me over the edge, my attorney was saying that the town was now considering pressing assault charges against me since it was me against a defenseless person. Its complete BS that the one group of people who is supposed to be unbiased, the police, would blatantly lie because they believed it was just some stupid drunken college fight. IMO the majority of boulder cops are pricks, end of story