Replying to The official just taking a shit thread

dont you hate it when you are in a conversation or debate with someone in a thread, but then the other person stops responding all of a sudden. well, chances are, they had to take a shit. so the point of this thread is to post here whenever you have to take a shit. just say something like, "7 minute dump", "2 minute quicky", or "explosive diarrhea, be back soon". this way, when you are in a debate with someone and its been a minute or two, you can check this thread and say,"oh, they are just taking a shit, i can wait another 5 minutes" instead of signing off like you would otherwise with their response not to be seen for another couple hours.