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The official just taking a shit thread

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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
dont you hate it when you are in a conversation or debate with someone in a thread, but then the other person stops responding all of a sudden. well, chances are, they had to take a shit. so the point of this thread is to post here whenever you have to take a shit. just say something like, "7 minute dump", "2 minute quicky", or "explosive diarrhea, be back soon". this way, when you are in a debate with someone and its been a minute or two, you can check this thread and say,"oh, they are just taking a shit, i can wait another 5 minutes" instead of signing off like you would otherwise with their response not to be seen for another couple hours.
Jan 28 2009 6:20PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
cant you just tell the person your taking a shit?
Jan 28 2009 6:23PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
hmmm
Jan 28 2009 6:23PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
This is by far the SHITTIEST thread ever
Jan 28 2009 6:28PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
i think this thread kicks ass.
can we add peeing?
cus i gotta pee
it'll be a quick one
brb in a minute
Jan 28 2009 6:28PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i just shit myself in horror

because of this thread.
Jan 28 2009 6:29PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
That's why you get a laptop and chat while you shit!
Jan 28 2009 6:30PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
this thread stinks

(pun intended)
Jan 28 2009 6:40PM
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eastside
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true.

but i was just throwing the idea out there. i think this could work really well if you guys just gave it a chance.
Jan 28 2009 6:44PM
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emopoppins
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i'll give this thread as much of a chance as i give a shit about it.

(i'm not giving it a chance)
Jan 28 2009 6:56PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
to be honest, im taking a grody dump as im typing this message to you
Jan 28 2009 7:01PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
Honestly, Im not willing to take that chance
Jan 28 2009 7:10PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
this is weird...
Jan 28 2009 7:11PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
To be honest, I was taking a shit as I wrote that.
Jan 28 2009 7:12PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
no pun intended haha
Jan 28 2009 7:14PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
haha. even i couldn't help but laugh.
Jan 28 2009 8:47PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
this thread has been soiled...
Jan 28 2009 8:55PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
hai guise I just pooped lylke 25 minutez ago
Jan 28 2009 9:00PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,364
what's the difference between an orange??
Jan 28 2009 9:56PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
i'm gonna go take a shit, but as soon as i am back i am giving this thread two thumbs down
Jan 28 2009 9:58PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13

Im taking a big dump......

 on this thread

Jan 28 2009 9:58PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
I'm going to take a shit.....................................on this thread.
Jan 28 2009 10:02PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
original
Jan 28 2009 11:59PM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
First of all, enough with the "official" threads. There is nothing that makes this official. There is nothing for this to be official about.

Second, this is an epic failure. Why wouldn't you just post that you're shitting in the original thread? That makes more sense than this. Honestly, what made you think this would work?
Jan 29 2009 12:03AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
first, this is official because it is the first thread of its kind. second, if you post that you're shitting in the original thread, then, according to my calculations, 27.5% of the posts would say, "taking a shit, brb" or "in the shitter, bbl". and i think that i speak for everyone on this site when i say that i dont want to see 400 posts a day about taking shits. if you just post it in this thread, then no one has to see it, unless someone is wondering if their friend is taking a shit.

the bottomline is that this thread should be stickied.
Jan 29 2009 12:15AM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
couldnt disagree more
Jan 29 2009 12:19AM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33
give this guy a klondike bar
Jan 29 2009 1:11AM
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assface
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the proper term is surf and squat
Jan 29 2009 1:35AM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
haha. this thread is funny as shit.
Jan 29 2009 1:10PM
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
yeah this thread is pure shit
Jan 29 2009 1:13PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

fail

ps shit

Jan 29 2009 1:28PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
ya know what, i think this thread is shit, but speaking of shit, im on the shitter right now pushing out a fattttty... pm me if you want a detailed description of whats in or around my poos
Jan 29 2009 11:07PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
you are a disgrace to all bostonians.
Jan 29 2009 11:12PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
wouldnt those 400 posts hypothetically end up in this thread? seriously... right?
Jan 29 2009 11:25PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
this thread is gay..... as shit
Jan 29 2009 11:28PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3820 - Karma: 3,444
did you ever think they could be getting food?
Jan 29 2009 11:28PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
ya, but what do they do after they get food?

they drop a massive deuce.
Jan 29 2009 11:40PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
a banana
/thread
Jan 30 2009 7:19AM
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Steeze420
Posts: 346 - Karma: 31
i guess i am just too liberal. this is a great, inspirational idea.  maybe, someday you will understand.
Jan 30 2009 9:31AM
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