I just recalled this memory and decided to share it with newschoolers. I will probably lose a lot of karma because it is not a very good story and isn't amusing whatsoever, but what the hell.
A few years ago, my soccer team and I won the state championship in PA. We went to regionals in Portland, Maine and that is where it all started. We were hanging out in the hotel after a game and some kid told me to call this number. I thought I was calling some kid that he knew. Next thing I know a person answers saying, "Agent so and so, FBI, how can I help you". I immediately hung up the phone and threw it at him. I was so pissed.