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What genetic trait do you have?

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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
ok so i got the idea from the sweaty palms thread

i have poor eyesight so i wear contacts/glasses, got that from my dad. my bro wears contacts/glasses too

i also get really bad canker sores, so i gotta eat lots of vitamin c. i hear only 3% of the world has this problem, damnit! it sucks cause i can never eat ketchup when i get one cause it hurts like nuts, and any contact to it makes it kill. theyve gotten better though cause i brush really well now and when i feel one coming on i eat like 1800% of my daily vitamin c lol

anyway, whats yours?
Jan 26 2009 10:54PM
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skibum18
Posts: 30 - Karma: 13
my shlong is the size of my arm.
Jan 26 2009 10:55PM
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ReedSkis~
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 98
jewishness...

non sarcastically: i have blue eyes from my grandpa while neither of my parents or my brother have them
thats all i can think of...
Jan 26 2009 10:57PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
my eyes are as bad as a moles.
i have a tendency to be quite lightweight with alcohol even though im Scottish. wtf genes?
i have chronic anemia. thats the biggest one though, its a bitch.

Jan 26 2009 10:58PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
were both asian, but thats obvious
Jan 26 2009 11:03PM
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
i can lick my asshair
Jan 26 2009 11:03PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
My hands always shake~
Jan 26 2009 11:04PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
sweaty palms
colour blindness (red green)
sometimes get warts (is this genetic? idunno)
i can roll my tongue
i am good at math and science (asian genes)
Jan 26 2009 11:04PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
colorblind
Jan 26 2009 11:04PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
My pinky curves inward, I am short like my mother, I can bend my thumb so it touches my forearm.
Jan 26 2009 11:04PM
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oddlefty
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
Too bad your arm is the size of a normal man's finger.
Jan 26 2009 11:05PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
alcoholic tendencies. yay!
Jan 26 2009 11:07PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
i used to be able to do that, then i broke both my thumbs haha
Jan 26 2009 11:11PM
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aculbs
Posts: 226 - Karma: 12
me too
Jan 26 2009 11:13PM
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kool.aid.man
Posts: 1416 - Karma: 526
tourette's.

luckily i don't have the screaming swear words one, although that could be fun at times.

i just blink a lot and have a few other smaller "tics"
Jan 26 2009 11:14PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29

my ass has a full coat of fur... got that one from my moms genes. also i got bad eyesight which requires me to wear contacts.

Jan 26 2009 11:14PM
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oddlefty
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10

My grandpa went bald when he was 25. I'm 18 and already losing my hair.

My dad has size 15 shoes. Mine are size 16.

Jan 26 2009 11:14PM
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cab509
Posts: 806 - Karma: 34
well lets see

I have green eyes
I'm left handed
I can grow a sick Mexi-stash and a goatee but relatively no facial hair anywhere else.
I'm an ambidextrous person in the most part. I shot right handed, draw and write left, play tennis left, kick with my right foot, ride goofy on a wakeboard, put my right foot forward on a slalom ski, golf right handed, play hockey right handed, throw left, bat right, and the list goes on.
Jan 26 2009 11:16PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
blind as shittt

i was really short(5'4"ish) untill i was a junior, then i grew a little then senior year i grew a little more, then now as a freshman incollege im like 5'10"sih. all my uncles on my moms side were like that.

idk if this counts, but my dad cant grow a beard/mustache, and at 18years old i cant either.

i tihnk thats it
Jan 26 2009 11:17PM
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cab509
Posts: 806 - Karma: 34
sorry for the double post but I forgot to add


a propensity towards addictive behaviors

and I'm mad flexible
Jan 26 2009 11:18PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
My mom is 5'7".
My dad is 5'9".
I'm 5'10".
My brother is 6'4".
My grandfather on my moms side was 6'4".
Jan 26 2009 11:18PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I drink like a fish(thank you irish genes)
I am relatively tall(6'0")
I have a smaller than average penis
I have curly hair and can grow a NASTY patchy beard
Jan 26 2009 11:27PM
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aculbs
Posts: 226 - Karma: 12
hahahahah THANKS DAD
Jan 26 2009 11:29PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
i'm pretty sure all males can't hold their hands flat steady in the air. some women can i think. but us men are always a little shaky
Jan 26 2009 11:30PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
Weird feet, from my dads side.
Really wide, I can almost never fit in to women's shoes. Really high arches, and my toes twist.
Jan 26 2009 11:31PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
sniff... my afterbang looks like jon brogans
Jan 26 2009 11:31PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
whatever, we can vote
Jan 26 2009 11:32PM
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x-port
Posts: 429 - Karma: 17
Every hour i poo, fart, cough, and sneeze all at the same time. My mom had this issue too...
Jan 26 2009 11:32PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i have a bad temper like a lot of people in my family
Jan 26 2009 11:32PM
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 494

my faja gave me the super cool genes that made it so 4 of my baby teeth didn't have big teeth under them... that was a wicked fun experience.
Jan 26 2009 11:34PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I have big feet too. Go to Nordstrom. They hook you up, but make sure you go early to big sales because the transvestites take all the big sizes. No joke. I had that problem once.
Jan 26 2009 11:35PM
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duply
Posts: 54 - Karma: 10
Wrong. Jason Bourne can.

But uh I'm left handed.
Jan 26 2009 11:37PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
No its very noticeable in my case, hold my hands next to any other guy and the difference is obvious~
Jan 26 2009 11:37PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
blonde hair+blue eyes.

my pinkys curve in hella far

i can dislocate my thumbs, toes and shoulders on demand
Jan 26 2009 11:39PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
also i can do a clover with my tounge pretty baller, and can flip it over
Jan 26 2009 11:40PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
I'm jewish! but i just inhereted cheapness, im super cheap. normal nose though

does anyone in the other side of the family (not the grandpa) have blue eyes? because that's like a 1/4 chance that you get the resesive trait for blue eyes.
Jan 26 2009 11:43PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
ahaha i can flip it over both ways, make the clover, AND roll it
Jan 26 2009 11:43PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
blonde
blue eyes
double jointed thumbs.
flat ass feet
allergies
Jan 26 2009 11:46PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i can roll it too, but thats no where near as cool as the clova and the flip flopper
Jan 26 2009 11:47PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
I can jump really far and high, I have good athletic genes. I have no idea where they came from since neither of my parents were ever really great athletes or anything
Jan 26 2009 11:52PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
haha I'll check that out. I didn't know Nordstrom had actual stores till I drove past one last week.

Jan 26 2009 11:54PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
my right 2nd smallest toe curls inward...mom's side.
Jan 26 2009 11:54PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12

wait.... what? how do you know it's from yo mom?

i can imagine the conversation..

"Mom, Ive got sooo much ass hair!"

"Dont worry son, me too. It runs in the family."

Jan 27 2009 12:07AM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
cool stuff
-really sick green eyes. they're yellow in the middle, dark green, then light blue
-curly hair

not so cool stuff
-tendency towards alcoholism(yet to be seen...)
-chronic low grade depression
Jan 27 2009 12:11AM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
Reddish hair and freckles, from my dads side

If I cut my hair shorter than my shoulders, it won't grow back lengthwise anymore. From my moms side

I'm 5'10", also from my dads side
Jan 27 2009 12:20AM
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turtles
Posts: 410 - Karma: 30
yea i have a 2 centimeter schlong      the ladies love it    i dont think its gunna get any bigger than 2cm so i went ahead and stapled it to the wall feels hella good son im pumped
Jan 27 2009 12:20AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
i can shit on demand and i have black eyes.
Jan 27 2009 12:21AM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3816 - Karma: 3,369
from my dads side:
really thin hair
right handed
really hairy legs/arms
big hands

Moms side:
voice change or puberty when I was pretty young
slightly color blind
suffer from slight depression (really lame)
love for skiing! everyone on my moms side was a huge skier and most still are
Jan 27 2009 12:27AM
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kko
Posts: 336 - Karma: 49
from mom:
insanely small feet/hands
left handed

from dad:
really white teeth
practically impossible to gain weight
right handed
Jan 27 2009 12:32AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
redhead!

Jan 27 2009 12:33AM
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