If you're reading this message you already know, I'm stranded on Highway 15 in a town called Beaver, Utah. The head gasket on my Jeep exploded, radiator fluid leaked all over my engine, and with no major repair shops in the area, it will be approximately 5 days before the local garage can fix the problem.
If you happen to be passing through the glorious town of Beaver anytime during the next 5 days, please rescue me from this oppressive monotony.
Beaver, Utah is conveniently located on Highway 15 en route to Las Vegas and is a casual 300 miles from Salt Lake City!