there were some road signs warning people of pot holes so my friends and i though it would be funny to take these signs and put them on either end of the road where the town bar is located.... it was pretty funny seeing people freak out and turn around cause of the signs we had placed there, well we got hungry again and everyone knows the krispe kreme donut truck delivers donuts to the grocery store every night/early morning and the just mut them in a crate outside wit hno lock (its covered from the elements and things) so we checked but didnt find any donuts, so after a while we noticed some one move two of the signs out of the way, so we put em back, then drove by and saw they were at the sides of the road again, and it was this girls car that was there clearing it off to piss us all off....
so i get out to put them back again only to see another car coming so my friends take off leaving me behind, well it was the hot girls doing all the sign moving, so they told me to get in with them, and i wasnt about to say no so i got in, they were holding me for hostage for some cash money (not really but they were just playing around) so we were all in contact with the cars, well after they agree on a price to get me back with my homies, my friend calls his ex who was in the car with us and told her he had her car (which they are taking a break from each other and he had her spare key) so we aggre to make the exchange at the town park....
we make the exchange, me for the car, then we got ready to take one of the girls in my friends truck home, when the popo show up.... "oh shit" all six of us in the truck that only has seatbelts for five said at once.... this is a good time to say that this was the first time i ever had a confrontation with the police like this, that being said i was all freaking out.... well the lady cop that came over was all bitchy and was like "what are you guys dicking around here for" we told we were just screwing around and she told us of the complaints about the road signs and about how were seen trying to break into the gracery store... and she took all of our licenses
i should also tell you that my older brother is a cop in the county so while she was being ass i was texting my bro about it, she left to got talk to the girls behind us, my brother assured me that nothing would happen to us.... then another squad car pulls up....
by now all of us are freaking out one of the girls with us is in tears... we are putting our story together when she dcomes back, now both cops are shining their lights in the truck, we set our story straight then the bitch was like alright this is whatyou are going to do, you will go back up to town, take those sighs and walk them back to where they belong whick was like six blocks, and it was four degree outside.... so we do what she said
me and my friend are walking back and the other cop stopped us and was asking about our storym and he turned to me (i was wearing a chicago cubs hoodie) and was like "now why do you have to be fucking the town up with the cubs logo on you?" i replied "well sir its been 101 years since they made the playoffs and i have to release my anger some how..." he laughed then asked some more questions and then we started talking about the sauces at Buffalow Wild Wings.... lol
then he told us that everyone does harmless fun like us and said dont worry about, and then he said the girl cop is always a dick, and my brother said she is too, then they left and we all went over to a friends house....
thats my story, havent told the 'rents and dont think i will at least for a few years...
SPARK NOTES: Fucked shit up, got kidnapped, stole a car, exchanged the car, tried stealing donuts, and got two different cops with two different personalities.....
