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Summit County Mother Fucking Sheriffs

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Gnarshred
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So last night, the sheriffs were called on a small small house party in the Baldy Mountain Town Homes. They were called in on a noise complaint. They proceeded to stay for around an hour getting everyones names and information, of coures all but about two of us were under 21. Now this is the point where most cops in most towns would tell the people there, who were cooperating completely, to quiet down and not let anyone drive, right?

Well the motherfucking sheriffs decide to breatherize everyone there. Now I dont get down too often, because I work at night, but my friend's birthday seemed to warrant a little drinking. I blew a .010 Under the legal limit for fucking everything as far as I know, but the fuckers still decided to ticket everyone, with a court date in fucking march.

Im from a college town, I suppose that is what Im used to, but I have never had to run from cops and never gotten into shit as long as I cooperate. This is my first MIP so I suppose its not a big deal, but fuck, Im 18, Im responsible, I chose to drink 2 beers while there was a party at my girlfriend's house, and I got fucked, without lube, by the mither fucking summit county Sheriffs.

Sorry to bitch, but I needed to write it somewhere. And to top it all off, my Girlfriend is blaming me for her ticket, because I thought it would be better to cooperate with the police instead of running through 4 feet of snow...

Sparknotes: FUCK SUMMIT COUNTY SHERIFFS!!!!!
Jan 25 2009 11:18AM
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Ryanvdonk
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that's why blue river is awesome, lol
Jan 25 2009 7:08PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Basically, if you are an asshole and want to be a cop - move to Summit.

At least you didn't fail a piss test and get fired, Nate.

But sorry to hear that. You're girlfriend is blaming you? WTF?
Jan 25 2009 8:17PM
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Gnarshred
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haha good call aspen, Hmmm, who might you be talking about??

But yeah, no big deal on the gf, we're over it...  She is worried she wont get into a military academy as a result of this bullshit.

Im just pissed I have to wait until march for a fucking five minute court session.

Jan 25 2009 10:19PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I don't know who I'm talking about, but whoever it was asked for it.

Go drink with Bennett. If you drink with him you become invincible.
Jan 25 2009 10:29PM
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She can get in so long as she writes about how she learned from it or something in her explanation.  Tell her not to worry about it.
Jan 25 2009 10:34PM
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Gnarshred
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Yeah I suppose that is true.  Im really tired of being a legal adult (18) and still being treated like a child.  In no way was I being unsafe or lude.  I was casually drinking (2 beers) and a party happened to be going on around me... *Facepalm
Jan 25 2009 11:04PM
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