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Probably the most embarresing thread i will ever make....

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Canuker
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Basically it hurts to poop, yes you heard me. Lately when ive had to take a dump its hurt. it feels like theres something rough in my poop that is cutting me.It hurts when it comes out then when i wipe theres blood. There isnt alot of blood like its dripping but its red.

Im really depressed about this because im not going to lie, i love dumps( pun intended). How am i suposed to enjoy my daily shit when it hurst? i cant.

anyone have this problem, i really dont want to go to a doctor for something like this.

Any solutions? I think i need to eat more fruit but thats it.

Jan 22 2009 8:05PM
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JamesR
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First sign of AIDS.... sorry man
Jan 22 2009 8:07PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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You cereal??
Jan 22 2009 8:08PM
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k-rob
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i'm not a doctor, so i'm gonna tell you to go see one.
your ass is bleeding. something's fucked.

Jan 22 2009 8:10PM
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maclem
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you shouldn't have eaten all that glass
Jan 22 2009 8:13PM
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Willard
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dr.ns is on the scene thats nappy
Jan 22 2009 8:14PM
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ECGove
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Jan 22 2009 8:14PM
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dtk_dev
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yo, thats fucked up

eat more fiber and see a docter, but try and get a chek you dont a guy going up your ass  =s

Jan 22 2009 8:18PM
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user098123
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I've had bloody stool before, I had Salmonella and it lasted a week. It was terrible. Go see a doctor.
Jan 22 2009 8:18PM
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Moonlight
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bad memories!
Jan 22 2009 8:19PM
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*rkp*
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You should go have a talk with Mommy and Daddy.
Jan 22 2009 8:20PM
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wnab21
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that sucks. Maybe u have aids
Jan 22 2009 8:20PM
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C0RN
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hemmroids
Jan 22 2009 8:30PM
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Canuker
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thats not going to be akward......

and i do NOT want some guy checking out my asshole. Hot nurse? then maybe. Old creepy pedeatrition, ill pass.

Jan 22 2009 8:31PM
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jedi.Jim
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No, don't eat more fiber. Fiber keeps your shit together. Drink coffee and eat lots of fruits, that should loosen up your crap. If that doesn't make it feel any better, go to the doctor. This is no laughing matter.
Jan 22 2009 8:31PM
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Moonlight
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On a serious note Ive had this a handfull of times, and nothing ever happened to me. Im gueesing it was just my diet because it would happen 2 or 3 times in a row an thatd be it, so ask someone for some food thatll helo you solve that, I just went along my daily routine and it just went away on its own
Jan 22 2009 8:33PM
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ECGove
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fruit has a ton of fiber in it....
Jan 22 2009 8:36PM
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jedi.Jim
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When I eat a ton of fruit my poop falls apart. I thought it didn't have that much fiber.

I may stand corrected.
Jan 22 2009 8:41PM
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Moonlight
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fiber makes you shit
Jan 22 2009 8:43PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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That happened to me last year, but i'm pretty sure i just had a cut right by my butthole.
Jan 22 2009 8:44PM
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0123456789
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drink mad liquids, theyll give ya teh dirahea.
Jan 22 2009 8:45PM
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smooticus
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Dude seriuosly go in to see the doc. You prolly have anal fissures which means you actually have a tear in your intestine, my brother had one for like a couple months and if you dont go in it wont go away
Jan 22 2009 8:48PM
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ECGove
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apple skin, the clear shit that holds orange segments together, those long stringlike things on a bannana, its all fiber
Jan 22 2009 8:51PM
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yellav
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when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!
Jan 22 2009 8:52PM
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user098123
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Ya dude you should really just go. They really didn't check out my ass at all when I had salmonella, just needed a stool sample. Granted, if you had food poisoning you would know. I was so sick I couldn't move practically. Chances are it's tearing, you should still get it checked out.
Jan 22 2009 8:52PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
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dont worry, this happened to me about a few months ago, I feel your pain, just dont stretch your groin to much and dont wipe excessively, but keep shitting, and take shits more often so that they dont come out so big, lotion might help, or it might be your shampoo or shower gel that caused the irritation or dryness, that was my problem
Jan 22 2009 8:56PM
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no_steeze
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i took a raging mega huge shit once and i think it cut my asshole because it hurt when i shat for the next week, no blood tho

you really should see a doctor, ns doesn't know, just go suck it up and let some old dude with liver spots examine your asshole
Jan 22 2009 8:56PM
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SkogenFake
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Don;t worry, Obama will make it all better
Jan 22 2009 8:57PM
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0123456789
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thank you for my new sig
Jan 22 2009 8:58PM
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Howie07
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ha shit, thats pretty messed up man, i would definately be getting it checked out
Jan 22 2009 8:59PM
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0123456789
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now
Jan 22 2009 8:59PM
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Skier.for.life
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word
Jan 22 2009 9:01PM
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Cudder.
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yeah its not aids you fuckin retards
Jan 22 2009 9:05PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Why so serious?
Jan 22 2009 9:11PM
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Cudder.
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ha why do people say that it was the gayest movie ever
Jan 22 2009 9:13PM
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0123456789
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full tilt.
Jan 22 2009 9:13PM
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Canuker
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fuck, i really dont want to see the doc but i guess ill ask my mom to scheduale an appointment. but before i do im going to try the whole more fruit thing and see hwo that turns out in the next couple days. i actually just weant for a dump and no blood and way less pain than usuall, so that may be a good sign.
Jan 22 2009 9:16PM
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BikeMlatt69
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i eat the sunflower seed shells and the worst i get is diarrhea
Jan 22 2009 9:17PM
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+[wall.e]+
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Not actually. They are actually called Fishers. I get them too if I force my shits out real hard. What happens is you get micro tears in your sphincter and then it hurts like hell to shit and it will bleed a little. It sucks. It will heal, but they can come back too.

Totally sucks.
Jan 22 2009 9:30PM
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JamesR
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Have you been to medical school? no? then kindly shut the fuck up. This kid undoubtedly has AIDS. His symptoms are textbook.
Jan 22 2009 9:35PM
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Swervasaurus
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yo that happend to me and i had appendicitis and had to get my appendix out. get it checked out cuz if u have appendicitis and it ruptures ur fucked
Jan 22 2009 9:46PM
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drumbumocdp
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Jan 22 2009 9:51PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Got dat jagged poo.
Jan 22 2009 9:52PM
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2+2=5
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i just did a project on that and it could be it. trust me, you don't want it. especially if they come out of the skin, then it gets fucked up. google image it.
Jan 22 2009 9:55PM
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DGiurk
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Get some Full tilts...cause if you go to the doctor most likely they will put something up your ass and that would be wierd drink more water and eat some fiber
Jan 22 2009 10:27PM
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JamesR
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meant to quote this fool

Jan 22 2009 10:45PM
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charmander
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are you 1guy1cup?
Jan 22 2009 10:48PM
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TheBeardedOne
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I'm sorry man but this really made me laugh...
Jan 22 2009 10:48PM
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emopoppins
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beat me to it.
Jan 22 2009 10:50PM
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ch@se
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Don't worry man. I've experienced this exact same thing. I completely understood everything you described. It has happened to me more than once. Every time it has lasted for a day or two then went away. I know it's painful but it gets better.
Jan 22 2009 10:55PM
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TechnoPotamus
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gayyyyyy
Jan 22 2009 10:56PM
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