Just keep in mind im 14. so i went to my friends house he came to me and said, dude me and john last night got mad nudes from this chick on chatroulette and like are somewhat freinds with her like facebook wise and shit. I thought to myself lucky fuckers so i saw the pics and i was like holy shit this girl has a fuckin rack (double d 34) she had a face of about a 7.5 outta 10 so not that bad. So like this chick is 16 and she is kinda trashy in a way of perspective like she drinks alot at parties and smokes weed and sells bowls and shit but at the time i was like ahh who gives a fuck. So i was slepin over one of my friends house and he was like, dude lets talk to her (not gonna mention her name), and i was like ight. Before hand i smoked a bowl or two and chugged a monster can full of vodka. So we call her up and she's kinda drunk with her friends (not a surprise) and my friend talked to her for awhile. After awhile i took the phone from him and introduced myself and all that other shit we talked for awhile and some how hit it off. So after that night i texted like everyday and she was like, we should meet at the mall some time, we live in the same state and the mall was the closest thing. I said ya definately. We continued talkin and she wanted pretty badly so then i thought to myself that this would be a perfect oppurtunity to score.
Since in my grade (8th) i was like the "good luck chuck" who would hook up with a girl and the next person she hooked up with she wo go alot farther and thi repeated like 4 times. So there i was a majority of my friends on like 2nd and 3rd while i was stuck on fuckin 1st base. I made the plans to meet her at the mall with my friend after my lax game and she sed she would bring her friend too. So my team whoops this team on their fuckin ass with half our players and no coach. I told my dad i was going to the mall and i was meeting my friends there. He said fine and dropped me off there. Just in case ur wonderin i put new clothes and put a shit load of deodorant on before i arrived there. So when i got there my friend told me he couldnt come and i thought to myself that fuck i have no ride home now so ill just wing it. I met up with her somewhere in the mall with her friend as well. He friend is mad ugly the definition of a troll. We both had the same thing on our minds that we wanted to hookup. So we're lookin for places and we found this one place in a changing room/bathroom in Nordstroms (family room). We told her friend to keep watch for the full 45 mins or so. So we're in the room hookin up gettin to 2nd base her givin me a bj so already i was like yess first person in the grade to get a bj. Then she's just like wanna fuck and i said yes please.
Thank god i was smart enough to bring a condom. So like we were wicked paranoid of makin any noise so we dont attract anyone to notice shit. We do like 3 positions like a 1 mintue each and ya. So after i thought to myself wow i just fucked someone, FUCK YA. We left the room and realized an asian family was waitin the whole time. After i sed bye to her i called my friends and told them the news. They were astounded that i fucked first. I then called my dad sayin that my friends bailed and that i needed a ride and he said that he was eatin with my mom and sis at the cheesecake factory in the mall so i was like yesss this is going so smoothly. Shit gets around pretty fast in my school and every thought i was lying shit. So i called her up and everyone was crowded around and i was like, hey did we fuck or not? She said ya and everyone just went silent and i was like to them thats fuckin right suck it bitch. So me and her talked even more makin calls at night and and texts durin the day and the relationship status on facebook all that jazz.
So its now summer (this summer) and shes like i can we need to hang out even more now cus its summer and i was like ya dope. So iv'e been tryin to make plans for 3 weeks now for her to get to my house which consistent on callin friends over every day just in case she could come and my rents wouldnt be suspicious and it wouldnt be awkward. So finally she came over and my friends were over as well so i was very happy. After my friends left my alone me and her quickly went to the guest bedroom which is in my basement and started hookin up. I couldnt fuck her cus she was on her period so i titty fucked her and she gave me head. So while i was gettin head, being both butt naked, i just realized that i have one of the biggest cock blocker friends over and right as i thought that all of my friends my older brother and his friend barged through the door which was locked and came to saw me getting head and being butt naked as well as her. I was so fuckin pissed they would do that and then she calmed me down and was like you're my boyfriend. Right after that it immediately struck me that i was gettin with a 16 year old skanky slut who is trashy. So when she was finshin up with the head i blew a load in her mouth and she swallowed. She was like did you just come and i was like yes i did.
She was like thats alright i swallow for my boyfriends. So after she left i felt complete embarrassment when i walked upstaris to find out my friends are still there and there laughin but hey i may have done the same thing. But now this skank is lowerin my rep with the other girls in my grade so i might not have a chance to get with them now that they think im pathetic or some shit. So without even talking to her i just took off the relationship status and fb and then i notcied she "married" someone after that so i just gave that as an ok and we've never talked since. I still now from this day on get death calls from senior fags in her highschool and all that other threatening shit.
