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NS CONFESSIONS

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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
Alright, here's the deal.  I got this from some other forum and since many of you don't explore other forums, it's probably pretty new and incredibly simple.

A lot of people have horribly funny things they would only share if guaranteed anonymity, well now is your chance.

Send your hilarious, disturbing, or irrelevant stories to nsconfessions@gmail.com by using this website.

http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html

Cliff notes!
1.  Go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html
2.  Enter nsconfessions@gmail.com in the "to" field.
3.  Type your awesome story/confession
4.  It will get posted in this thread for an insane amount of lols.
Jan 22 2009 3:43PM
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TheWiseOne
Posts: 858 - Karma: 24
my threads. sooo great
Jun 7 2010 5:17PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Here is the pic as promised:
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I'm not gonna post the full frontal one for 3 reasons:

1. I threw it out from embarrassment
2. I'd probably get banned for it
3. she'd hunt me down
Jun 7 2010 5:34PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
This thread is great. My threads
Jun 7 2010 6:57PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
if anyone is familiar with stowe i took a poop on the hockey academy's front steps at 11 at night while people watched. its so hard to actually poop while people watch.... it makes me nervous
Jun 7 2010 7:03PM
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chieftain
Posts: 340 - Karma: 28
i always will be more entertaining in lifestyle edits than in ski edits...
Jun 7 2010 7:42PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
i pissed myself while skiing..
Jun 7 2010 7:55PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
hahahaahaha that made me laugh
Jun 7 2010 7:58PM
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puurple
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I threw a ribbon on it...
your a legend wes
Jun 7 2010 8:09PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
*you're
Jun 7 2010 8:34PM
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Low.End
Posts: 556 - Karma: 21
haha some of these are classic...
Jun 7 2010 8:49PM
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jeremy.g
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Jun 7 2010 10:32PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
i broke scofields nirvana cd in half when i was opening a drawer at his house in like 7th grade....never told him
Jun 7 2010 10:44PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
threads
Jun 7 2010 10:48PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
I once scratch my mom's car on a lightpole during a drift. It only did a medium lenght scratch on the front bumper but still. I hid it form her and she still doesn't know it was during a drift session. She thinks someone keyed the car.
Jun 7 2010 10:55PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
i always get caught pissing in public places by random strangers
Jun 7 2010 11:48PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
i work at for a septic company, on one of my emergency septic calls, the pump truck itself got clogged, my brother made me take apart the hoses to find the problem, at the first link it was bound up and wouldn't disconnect, finally it did, it covered me head to toe in whatever these people flushed down the toilet, the best part is, i had to clean the rest of the tank covered in shit! no really a confession but i guess i will confess it to NS
Jun 7 2010 11:55PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
some funny shit right here
Jun 8 2010 8:27AM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
lets keep this goin. also girl whose mom watched her porno, i too am in the mood to watch cinderella
Jun 8 2010 12:22PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
In that case the story of Cinderella was in reverse haha!
Jun 8 2010 12:53PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
greatest thread i have seen in a while
Jun 8 2010 3:36PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
i once overshot a jump so badly and landed so hard that i literally shit my pants
Jun 8 2010 3:56PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
fuck so like a couple years ago i was in aruba and met this bitch. shit got outta control and i got blamed for some gnarly shit i didn't do. but i was there when she died. ended up getting outta that. hell ya. but like a week or so ago i was in peru. met another girl, super fire. i mean she wanted the dick too. that girl ended up dying as well. apparently i was the last person seen with her and they found her blood on some of my clothes. but i swear i didn't do it. like im not like that. but now im in super bad trouble. cause im locked in this sketchy jail in peru. hella peruvian thugs that are givin me it hard in ass constantly since ive been here. i just wanna get out and go ski windells. can anyone help me get out.
Jun 8 2010 5:12PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
about an hour after i got my license i was in a parking lot and some douche fuck backed into my car. there was a small dent, parents didnt notice until we were trading in the car. my mom thought it was the people that mow the lawns bahahaha. she still doesnt know it was me to this day. my brother who was with me at the time is the only other person who knows.
Jun 8 2010 5:16PM
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chieftain
Posts: 340 - Karma: 28
hahaha
Jun 8 2010 5:19PM
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corona
Posts: 12794 - Karma: 32,719
no fucking way. I'm calling bullshit on this one.

Jun 8 2010 7:57PM
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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
Why would you not get the person who backed into you to pay? Why try cover it up?
Jun 8 2010 7:59PM
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FBGM
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cause i JUST got my license and i was fucking stupid, plus it was just kind of a love tap so i didn't think there was a dent. i know, i'm an idiot. although i did not try to cover it up, i did nothing haha
Jun 8 2010 8:28PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
such a women
Jun 8 2010 9:32PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
:p
Jun 9 2010 2:03AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Sounds like you got the grim reaper's dick...
Jun 9 2010 11:02AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Damn you, you can't imagine how much Joran v/d Sloot has been in the news in Dutchland for the past five years. I'm so sick of that guy. Conffesion: I once peed into the sink of a girls bathroom during a party, the toilet was occupied with a girl shitting and I couldn't hold it any longer.
Jun 9 2010 11:08AM
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BizLiz
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Threads
Jun 9 2010 12:08PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
I wasn't going to post this at all, but fuck it.

Once upon a time I was at a party following a school function with my date that I went with as a friend and was not really attracted to. After a good amount of vodka though, you could say I was slightly more persuadable than before and the two bowls I had shared with another friend hadn't helped either. So, long story short I end up gettin at it with my date because I was pretty drunk and high. I don't know what it was but something made me realize what I was doing and how much I didn't want to be doing it but I didn't want to just stop. So I'm just smashing it from behind and she went to turn back and look at me and I guess it just reminded me in my drunk/high state how much I didn't want to be doing what I was doing so I screamed "Dont fucking look at me!". I quit right there and left. I didn't see her for the rest of the night and I haven't talked to her since. It's been almost two years. I actually feel really terrible about it.
Jun 9 2010 12:42PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
hahahahahaha golden
Jun 9 2010 5:10PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Yeah, I'm probably going to hell for that.

Bump... Because I shared mine, NS I expect you to entertain me for a while.
Jun 9 2010 8:40PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
hahahahaha soo awesome
Jun 9 2010 9:01PM
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dreadyboy
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these are hilurous
Jun 9 2010 10:30PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
can we get the password for that e mail to see more confessions
Jun 10 2010 12:35AM
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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
DEFINITELY one of the best!
Jun 10 2010 1:17AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
the only one thats made me laugh out loud so far +k for sure
Jun 10 2010 1:35AM
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swagburg
Posts: 798 - Karma: 4,706
this thread is awsome
Jun 10 2010 2:30AM
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theabortionator
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Since this thread got bumped. I went to moe.'s halloween show in albany. It's a 1 and a half hour drive so I got to my friends house in albany like an hour before the show started. I started chugging beers as fast as I could. Got a ride with my friend since the venue was a couple blocks away. Got out of the car, almost got hit walking to a pizza place across the street double fisting keystones(I realized I hadn't eaten all day bad way to go on halloween) got some pizza but forgot to find a bathroom. The line going in was fucking huge, It wasn't even a line, just a mob of people trying to get in. about 500 people at this one point person to person around the front. the line wasn't moving at all and I had to piss so bad. I saw a trash can a couple feet away. Moved through the people, whipped it out and started pissing down the side of it. There were people within a foot of me. I'm sure I splashed some people but when you gotta piss. Better to piss on a trash can then piss yourself.
Jun 10 2010 3:02AM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
HAHAHAHAHA
Jun 10 2010 3:14AM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
i see what you did there
Jun 10 2010 3:21AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
to soon dude. to soon.
Jun 10 2010 8:20AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
^
Jun 10 2010 8:21AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I said this in another thread, and someone said to put it here, so here goes.....

OK, so my family has a weird last name, not my last name but the rest of my family. So I decided to do a facebook search one night with the last name. Found my uncle, and then like 300 people from Germany, and one girl that went to my college. I sent her a message asking her parents and grandparents name etc.......we weren't sure if we were related, bc I didn't know her parents.

She comes over to meet me, and she comes with her friend from her fb picture. I wasn't sure which was which, and I thought damn that friend is hot. Turns out thats the one related to me. And we figured out she is my 5th cousin. Before I knew she was related to me, I was drunk and I said I'd hook up with her. FML.

Then my suitemmate invites her over to celebrate my birthday. It's my birthday so we all drink, play pong, other people come over, a good time. I then go outside to smoke a cigar, because hey its my bday!

I was outside for maybe 10 minutes, come back in, and my suitemmates door is closed and my cousin is moaning extremely loud, louder than I have ever heard a girl moan. I was livid. I wrote a huge note to my suitemmate and hung it up on our wall. (Mind you I was pretty drunk at this point, the note seemed like a good idea). My friend asked me why I was mad, and I said because John is hooking up with my cousin. My friend goes what are you jealous? Then I realized, WTF!!!!!!

An hour later John (my suitemmate) comes back in my room and says "Hey, just so you know, we didn't have sex, she's allergic to latex"

Later I find out, yeah, he had sex with her, he raw dawgs everyone, and he came a little blood with her. And now she is a lesbian.

^Yeah the ending doesn't have much detail, but not much detail is needed describing his ejaculation.

Jun 10 2010 9:16AM
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chad.
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my roflcopter has taken flight.

Jun 10 2010 10:08AM
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ECB
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Without going into detail, there was blood mixed in with his semen, it first happened with a girl before my cousin. Not sure what disease this is, but it is probably serious.
Jun 10 2010 10:21AM
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