NS CONFESSIONS

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Alright, here's the deal. I got this from some other forum and since many of you don't explore other forums, it's probably pretty new and incredibly simple.

A lot of people have horribly funny things they would only share if guaranteed anonymity, well now is your chance.

Send your hilarious, disturbing, or irrelevant stories to nsconfessions@gmail.com by using this website.

http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html

Cliff notes!
1. Go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html
2. Enter nsconfessions@gmail.com in the "to" field.
3. Type your awesome story/confession
4. It will get posted in this thread for an insane amount of lols.

Jan 22 2009 3:43PM

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J.Braun

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we were all drunk last night, and i got a handjob outside of an elevator, i didn't realize everyone was watching.

Aug 20 2009 1:45AM

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8ONE657

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i can't believe i'm not posting this under an alias but...

i gave an nser dome in an elevator.

Aug 20 2009 1:59AM

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PeterWojnar

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threads of mine

Aug 20 2009 2:04AM

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carbon.pulse

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I told you not to tell them!

Aug 20 2009 2:09AM

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Dinosaur

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so.... how do you really feel?
just kidding thats some deep stuff right there

Aug 20 2009 2:34AM

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Kevski

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This thread is great. What a good idea. Too bad it wasn't NS who came up with it, but still rad that it got put into action on here.

Aug 20 2009 3:01AM

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pinklittlelamb

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Pro

Pretty basic story:

This girl and guy who just graduated high school were having butt sex on the dudes brand new white couch, needless to say the guys dad was a psycho. She was feeling sick and she ended up shitting all over the brand new couch, and naturally the guy blamed it on the dog. The next day he found his dog in the backyard with its head blown off by a gun.

Aug 20 2009 9:55AM

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I_Am_Mod

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I once fucked a towel...

Aug 20 2009 10:35AM

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Nicholas.

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sorry this is a large bump but i just remembered one that i needed to share:

i was living in burlington, VT. i lived in a fairly well populated part of the city. (s.willard st, by shelburne rd for locals....by the small rotary) it was about 2 or 3 AM one night last fall and i was having amazing sex with my girlfriend at the time. i heard a long SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH and a sudden GGGGSHHHHHHHH out my window which was obviously a vehicle crashing at 40 Mph or more into something solid. i stopped for a few moments and started to reach for my phone, however i decided after some (by some i mean minimal) consideration that someone else probably called 911 and i continued to fornicate. i dont recall hearing sirens.

Dec 3 2009 2:31AM

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wesley.

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my best friend pooped infront of a realter office in the middle of the day for 20 bucks

Dec 3 2009 2:57AM

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KEVTRON

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I was at this party at my friends college and it was crowded as fuck. We go there a little later than we probably should have but we were having an epic time pregaming in his dorm before hand. Well long story short the people manning the keg said it was kicked when it wasnt becasue my friend heard them saying who wants to do keg stands after they shut the door to the keg room so I went into the bathroom of the house and shit in their bathtub with a nice big line of people waiting in line to use it next. I wish I could have seen the face of the person that had to clean it up the next day. dont say the kegs kicked if its not.

Dec 3 2009 9:44AM

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0123456789

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so epic. names must be given.

Dec 3 2009 9:47AM

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*simba*

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I bet it was mrstskier.

Dec 3 2009 11:13AM

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Big5hifty

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this post has single handedly replaced the "Jane solid 7" thread as my favorite thread of all time.
My threads for epicness

Dec 3 2009 11:17AM

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8ONE657

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he can claim it if he wants to. haha

Dec 3 2009 11:49AM

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derbski

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Is this guy still doing to anonymity thing?

Dec 3 2009 5:14PM

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McMiller

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i was at a bar with some of my friends and i was completley wasted. i went into the bathroom to take a shit, and apparently forgot to lock the door when some lady walked in. she looked down at mini me, and said "oh." about an hour later i woke up naked next to a snoring fourty year old chick on the bathroom floor in some bar. night well spent.

Dec 3 2009 5:46PM

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PaleCelery

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I once got chased down the road (in my car) by a hot dog vendor because my friend assaulted him with mentos.

Dec 3 2009 5:52PM

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MNBlake

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wow.

Dec 3 2009 5:57PM

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bryant

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i broke up with a girl because her sister was hotter and i wanted to date her...i did

Dec 3 2009 6:10PM

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Ski_ThEast

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randomly in 4th period spanish last year i start to get hard and im like ohh shit. im like oke im just gonna tuck it into the waistband on my shorts so no1 sees it. i lift up my shirt to tuck it under when the eprson sitting next to me looked down at that exact moment. i think i scared him.

Dec 3 2009 7:17PM

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Freeskim@n

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my thread for later

Dec 3 2009 8:58PM

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Click_Here

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i have never made a post in the ski gabber. with this account to previous ones.

Dec 3 2009 9:00PM

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derbski

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that is like the only one that I have seen so far that should have been anonymous

Dec 3 2009 9:04PM

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ace_

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i was really bored one day at my girls house so i pissed in the kitty litter box which was in the bathroom. turns out her sister has to clean the kitty litter up ever week or something and threw a fit because she had never seen the cat piss so much

Dec 3 2009 9:16PM

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thelizards

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I can satisfy a whale

Dec 3 2009 9:24PM

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PaleCelery

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not really any surprise there

:^P

Dec 4 2009 3:08AM

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deleted5

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i'm going to go ahead and bump this

Jun 6 2010 11:18PM

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HIT

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hahaha YES! GOOD BUMP

Jun 6 2010 11:23PM

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Kirsakid

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threads

Jun 6 2010 11:34PM

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alvy.

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i was at school and i really had to piss but there werent any bathrooms around so i went to a tree and just peed. And people were walking right past me.

Jun 7 2010 12:08AM

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p_n

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i have had sex with a girl on her period... twice

Jun 7 2010 12:14AM

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ohmygod_basedgod

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soo

around in November was with a group of 6 or so people. 5 were boys and 1 was a girl. My best friend really liked the girl there and she was really hot..(he didn't have much of a chance with her and he knew it). while we were all walking to my other friends house she grabbed my hand (i was like lolz, hope my friend doesn't see), and then my friend actually turned around and saw and got really upset and stopped talking for the rest of the night.

we then arrived at my other friends' house and lied down on his nice comfy bed. my upset friend was on the outside of the bed facing the wall because he was really upset (i tried telling him that it was a joke before with us holding hands but he was like "yeah i know, i just feel sick"). the girl was lying next to me and then proceeded to roll over, on top of me (i was like lolz, my friend lookin the other way). we started hooking up and just like 1st and 2nd base stuff. my upset friend didn't see.

to this day he doesn't know

later on.. i found out that 2 of the other guys in the room, lying on the bed next to us liked that girl...

Jun 7 2010 12:36AM

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saucybiscuits

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i took a shit in a school urinal in 7th grade

Jun 7 2010 12:39AM

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Bungholio

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jun 7 2010 12:49AM

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Downtofilm

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Threads

Jun 7 2010 3:03AM

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Jordan

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one of the best posts on NS i've ever read.

Jun 7 2010 3:06AM

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knows_butter

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Not cool dude. Seeing one of my mates hook up with the chick I was in love with fucked me up for a good couple of weeks. If you're gonna do it, do it well the FUCK away from your mates.

Confession: One of my student teachers left my school in 7th grade because I spread a rumour he was gay. That man didn't like me particularly much.

#2 - The weekend of my 18th birthday I got so drunk one night I pissed behind the speakers at a big club gig in town. There were literally 800 people partying a matter of feet from where I was pissing. God I am thankful the bouncers didn't catch me, I would've gotten the shit kicked outta me.

Jun 7 2010 9:13AM

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Cincher

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I drew a naked picture of a girl I liked (it was more physical than anything, I was a horny 16 year old. I'm 17 now, still a virgin), unfortunately I was drawing it in school for some reason and one of her friends saw. She yelled "eww you drew her naked!?" then went and told her what I had done. To say the least she wasn't impressed. For the next month girls walked wide around me and occaisionally some person would ask me if I could draw a naked picture of some girl, one even offered me money!

I'll post the drawings later..

Jun 7 2010 12:27PM

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