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ChronicLines
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Alright, here's the deal.  I got this from some other forum and since many of you don't explore other forums, it's probably pretty new and incredibly simple.

A lot of people have horribly funny things they would only share if guaranteed anonymity, well now is your chance.

Send your hilarious, disturbing, or irrelevant stories to nsconfessions@gmail.com by using this website.

http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html

Cliff notes!
1.  Go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html
2.  Enter nsconfessions@gmail.com in the "to" field.
3.  Type your awesome story/confession
4.  It will get posted in this thread for an insane amount of lols.
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B-runge
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my threads
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Drummy_skis
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so at this party i was pretty shitfaced play like 5 games of 21cup(beerpong) took some shots of ice 101... so ya i was gone!!! and so i deciced to watch beer pong which was in the kitchen  so i lean against the stove and just chilled the floor was a bit wet and i started loosing my balance and i feel right  straight on my ass but the stove door came to.... broke the stove door by landing on....... stove doors are fucking expensive......haha

next confession...

so this is like 2 confessions in one.... so at my buddies house he lives in the contry so we cot potato guns beer can guns and golf ball guns...... so where having a party and this kidd we really dont like casue hes stolen from us many times decieds to come after telling him not to....so we load up the potato gun and the golf ball gun but the gold ball gun was filled with 3 coffee filters and they were tied into 3 seprate flour balls.(weve clocked shit coming out of these cannons at the top speed of about 130... and the slowest at like 60..) so he came rolling up in his car we light his shit up beyound belief, were baked as allready so where fucking dying.... i piss my self infront of most of the party... casue i was on the ground laughing soooo hard and my boy shawn was above my like pushing down on my out of hilariousness....so they went on so he gave me pants and the night winds down and i was talkign to this chick and we were just chilling and next thing you kno she throws he head back like she was tired then she fucking throws up.....all over herself and partly me..... i was like really did that just happen.....and yes i did.... so ya wat a fullfilling night....

o and the kid that steals shit (jimmy) dont ever fuckign steal from us again....thank "bud"

haha enjoy NS

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doritos
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Hahahaha, my threads for later, some of these are great. I may contribute a couple.
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skrilla_MAC
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i lost my virginity to a 20 year old when i was 15.
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Drummy_skis
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haha 20 and 15 thats like some pimp status!!! hahaha
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ChronicLines
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last year i went to england to visit a friend and on new years we got smashed and  i ended up fucking her best friend in her bed while she was passed out next to us...SKETCHY! and she still has no idea haha. (claim)
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ChronicLines
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My best friend had been seeing this girl kind of outside of my social group for seven or eight months starting in Junior year leading into Senior year of high school. Fall semester of Senior year I ended up having a class with her, which was the first real contact I had with her because he tended to keep her separate from the rest of his social life, especially because we were from different groups. Anyways, we ended up hitting it off pretty quickly, started talking on AIM all the time… A bunch of shit went down, basically he knew something was up but nothing had actually happened so he couldn’t really get angry, and this charade continued for a few months. She liked me, I liked her, and this was the first time (that I’m aware of) where an attractive girl actually wanted me, so my better judgment was clouded. However, because the situation was so complex and forbidden, she ended up losing interest to some extent and began using me to get close to one of my other friends all while continuing to date my best friend. Manipulative twat she was. I was somewhat aware of this but refused to accept it. So it ended up that she and my best friend took a break, and she was ripshit at him and wanted to “get away from the drama” by going on an alcohol-fueled camping trip with me and this other friend she’d started to take interest in. So me and this other friend decide we want to see some titties, me having been lead on for over a year at this point and incredibly frustrated sexually, and so we buy Mardi Gras beads for throwing at her during Truth or Dare or some shit. We’re in some shitty tent in the pouring fucking rain, and the drinking begins… two hours later, drunk as shit, we go through with this plan and she complies, agreeing to remove her bra for eight seconds. Things got out of hand real fast though… bra never got put back on, pants came off, she danced for us a bit… then my friend Dared her to kiss him. I got overwhelmingly jealous and did the same, and then he started fingering her, and overwhelmingly jealous yet again, I did the same. At the same time that he was doing it. For like a half hour. Fortunately it ended here, but let me tell you… awkward fucking morning. And the fallout with my best friend was of course, catastrophic. Definitely one of the worst decisions of my life.
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Squid.
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Haha that ones great
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SpaceTiger
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SP>NS
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jayo.
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slepted? that sentence hurt me to read
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Dainsey
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k sorry mom
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mtbakerteacher
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The SP one has been happening longer. Chill yo.
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no_steeze
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when i was 6 i asked my grandma for a doll for christmas. his name was william and he had a skin tight baby blue track suit. i got it so i could play with my sister and her doll. it was the gayest thing i've ever done and my family has never let me live it down
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WikiWiki
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same here- I was like this is gonna piss me off so bad
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buckers
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My Threads (Again)
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landonn
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haha, thats funny
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Thenowhereman42
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One time I was at a party, and this party had a transvestite at it.  I know this transvestite, sort of, he/she is a childhood friend of my friend's girlfriend.  But I'm aware its a transvestite.

Now lets get this straight, the transvestite does in fact look like a girl.  If you met he/she, you would assume he/she was a girl.  An ugly girl.  A VERY, VERY ugly girl.

So anyway, we're at this party, I'm there with a buddy of mine.  This guy has a girlfriend.  He cheats on his girlfriend, a lot.  He cheats on his girlfriend with fat and/or ugly chicks if need be as well.  He's hitting on the transvestite.  All night.  Asks he/she if she wants to go out to his truck to "listen to music".  The tranny declines.  This goes on all night, until eventually, I'm trying to fall asleep on the couch.  They are on the other couch, about 5 feet away.  They think I am asleep. 

So I start to hear some rustling, then some lip smacking, then some zippers.  At this point, I have a serious decision to make.  Do I let it happen, for all time greatness and epic lulz, and have to lay there, listening to it?  Or do I stop the situation, possibly have to stop him from kicking he/she's ass, and miss out on the greatest burn of all time?

...as I left the house to drive drunk for the first time in 2 years, I chuckled to myself.


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sick-as-aids
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i dont get your ending
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hoodhugo
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he let it happen
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sick-as-aids
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o, boring, i thought he shoulda stayed and watched lol
no homo i gueess
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ko.
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i like this, mythreads.
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ChronicLines
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This girl came over to my house, and shit got heated real quick. We were on my bed naked, foolin around, and after everything was said and done, her pussy was still dripping wet. She didn't want my bed to get messed, so she snagged some tissues from a box by my bed and dried off. Later my clean freak mom came in, and picked up the tissues a took them to the kitchen to throw them away. To this day I have no clue whether she realized what was on those tissues. Needless to say, I was shitting bricks until I heard her throw them away.
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ChronicLines
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ok let me say that I would probably tell this story not anonymously except one of my ex-girlfriends likes to read this site then call me and complain about the shit I say so fuck it I will go this route.

The summer before my first year in college I was dating this chick. I used to go over to her house pretty much every day and good thing is she lived with her stepdad and he worked 9-5 even in the summer so it was plenty of alone time.

So after a few dates we start "exploring" eachother, didnt take it all the way, but third base was pretty great so I wasnt complaining. So I head over to her house (head lol) and turns out her little sister is there (she came from a broken home

and her little sister normally stayed with the biologicals) and she was like 14 or 15. I was like no big deal I come over here everyday so I will just have to calm it down today. Well turns out my ex didnt share that sentiment. So we are sitting

there watching TV on the couch and her sister is on the loveseat and all of a sudden there is a blanket draped over me. I am like ok it was a little chilly but not blanket necessary so I look at my ex and she gives me the eye. Now I am like

FUCK!. She reaches her hand under the blanket and starts jerking me off with her sister sitting about 5 feet away from me. So my eyes are staring at the sister to make sure she doesnt look back and be like "oh hai wtf is going on over here?"

Well since my ears are to the side and I am staring to my left I hear a whisper in my right ear "I want to suck your cock." Fucking shit, now I am all in at this point.



So I am starting to think of some random shit and places and reasons anything that can get me away from her fucking sister. So her sister goes to the bathroom but the bathroom isnt far enough away to give me enough time (although I am so fucking

primed at this point) so we start thinking of plans and she is like "well my sister is a snoop and if we are away too long she will come looking for us." (foreshadowing). So she says to me "well I have these boxes in my room that I need to move so

we can go to my room, pretend we are moving boxes, and we should be ok." Well I am so primed right now that I am like "fuck your sister she can join in at this point I dont care." So the sister comes back and I really never signed on the box deal

but then I hear my ex "hey , he is going to help me move some boxes in my room, we'll be right back." So I guess thats the plan, so we walk to her room and I am already unzipped so I am making sure my pants arent falling the fuck off as I am

basically running to her room. As soon as I enter the room she shuts the door and slams me up against the door, drops to her knees and gets to work. I am like sweet at this point so with my hands I am looking for the door knob trying to find the

lock. I ask "where's the lock?"...slurp "oh my room doesnt have a lock." you gotta be fucking kidding? So my back is up against the door as hard as I possibly can and she is down on her knees going to work and I feel the end coming on. As I am

getting close I hear this noise down the hall. FUCKING FOOTSTEPS! I am like no way her sister is going to actually snoop. Then I hear from the hall "I DONT HEAR BOXES MOVING!" Shit, but I am about to burst so I dont give a fuck what she hears

she is going to hear some serious relief in a minute. So I burst in my ex's mouth and literally right as I am doing that her sister is trying to open the fucking door! So my knees are weak because I am busting a huge one in my ex's mouth as she is shoving

the door open screaming "let me in, what are you guys doing?" I am scared out of my mind pushing back against the door and I cant speak because you know when you get that good nut on you cant fucking speak and her sister cant fucking speak because

she would sound like she is speaking with listerine gurgling so I am just trying as hard as I can to stall for time until my ex swallows and goes. Finally I finish and it was probably one of the longest I have done and I hear "leave us alone we are busy."

"why dont I hear boxes?" "just go away." "no let me in." During this whole back and forth I am as fast as humanly possible putting on my pants without making too loud of a zipping noise and still trying to keep the sister out in fact I tell my ex

that she has to yell the questions to cover the noise which she does. As soon as I am strapped up and step away from the door, reach under the bed, and try to pull out a fucking box. The box was heavy as fuck so I am like shit I cant move this box, so I

stand there looking at the box and her sister almost breaks down the door staring at us. I smile at her and laugh like we were playing a game, so her sister smiles at me and has this look like "oh you guys and your wacky games; you were just messing

with me the whole time." Stupid 14 year olds. I look back at her and go, "man those boxes are too heavy , forget about it." And then I just walk back to the couch, grab a snack in the kitchen, and fucking watch TV. My ex goes to brush her teeth and

I just sat there eating a snack and smiling at her sister on the couch. Her sister thought I was funny and joking with her while actually the whole time I was thinking "ha bitch, your sister is a cocksucker" and laughing in my head.
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ChronicLines
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for the record, i'm a girl.
a year ago i met someone who became my best friend.  if i could create my dream guy, he's the one.  i had to leave town for the summer so we never put a label on the relationship, which was fine.  but as soon as i got back he got sketchy.  then he ignored me for six months for no good reason.  in the past two weeks he started talking to me again and we've hung out a couple of times.  with this, all of my feelings came back twice as strong (i have thought about him every day for the past 372 days).  long story short, i'm in love with someone i would take a bullet for, but who could care less that i exist.
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Aaaron.
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fmylife.com
no one here cares.
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Oli_jgb
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Shit! Youporn.com ftw?
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ElbridgeGerry
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What a FAG! Who the fuck CRIES??
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An10a_Eng
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this thread is amazing. i want to watch a cinderella story....
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Z_rob
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haha holy shit dude
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Beer=Yum
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one time at this party i got the beer shits like none other. i was holding them in for a while figuring i could just drink more and they might go away long enough til i decided to go home (it was a pretty bumpin party: college girls (was in highschool at the time), hot tub, keg, pong etc.). finally i just had to go so i go to this bathroom and shit my brains out. i was like fuck this is gonna smell like shit and be awkward so i blast the fan, leave the light on and lock the door behind me as i leave so ppl think someone is in there. i went back like 10 minutes later and there was a huge line waiting  for the bathroom with ppl bitching about someone being in  there forever and shit. no one saw me or found out it was me so pretty dope.

another quick one:

freinds were camping at this house/cabin. got drunk as hell. one of them shit all over the walls of the bathroom (yes on the walls). buddies dad cleaned it up before anyone woke up.

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gnarlygoodski22
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I pee in the cat box every day!!
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mtbakerteacher
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This story is really well written and crazy deep. I feel for the kid.
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martin.
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This thread needs to be bumped. Post your confessions!
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JuliusJ
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probably one of the bests posts so far
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Keith_M
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hahaha i lol'd
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Mr.Plank
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i dont care how horrible that statement was, you sir, have made my day
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AndrewNZ
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this shits golden!

Most are good stories but that shit is hilarious.

Mine would be mostly average except, Taking a dump on the main road on New Years this year, with a handful of toilet paper, needless to say, the next day.. "Shit went down"

Also other stuff such as playing Truth or dare while driving which ended in some bras coming off.
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mcknzbrutal
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my threads for later.

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kgirvan
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taht one is priceless lmfao.
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ChronicLines
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so senior of high school we go to phoenix for a robotics competition. its like a 4 hour flight and im in the middle seat with my girlfriend in the window, some freshman i dont know in the isle, my calc teacher directly behind me, and my friends parents across the isle. the movie was boring so like an hour and a half in my girlfriend pulls out the airline shitty blanket and throws it over me then starts to undo my belt. she takes a condom out her purse, throws it on me and starts jerkin me off. like 5 minutes later the flight attendants come by with chicken sandwhiches, SWEET! my girlfriend finishes before me and i think that shell wait for me to finish, wrong. it is obvious whats going on at this point so i put my sandwhich down. to add to the awkwardness my calc teacher kept talking to me while it was going on a few minutes later im getting ready to bust. the kid next to me was eating his sandwhich with one arm and i couldnt see the other. as im about to bust i start to grip
 the armrests but his other arm is on it so i actually grabbed his arm instead. i looked at him and his eyes are as wide as they could possibly be and he is staring straight ahead at the seat infront of him with a terrified look on his face. he put his sandwhich down and didnt move his head until we got off the flight. anyway i bust, tie the condom throw it in my carry on and my girl takes the blanket of me before im ready so he got to see me zipping up too. everytime i have walked past that kid since he would stare at his feet til we passed. i think i may have permanately damaged this kid
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ChronicLines
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I let my dog eat me out once...
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ChronicLines
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here it is nice and short:
My boyfriend of 3 years dumped me out of the blue for a girl who was better at skiing (he was teaching me how but i was better then some guys). i didn't want it to end so i told him i was pregnant. he stayed with the other girl.
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Totes_Magotes
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hmmm.  we need a pink name investigator to learn more about this one
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deleted5
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ownd
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gbirrd
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I dumped my girlfriend just to get with her bestfriend..... atm still working at it.

I had sex with this ugly ginger girl. i shouldnt have done it

thats all i care about

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regobounce
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This thread is amazing. I gotta post a story or two
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_CC_
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pooped in a tire in nantucket.

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gregorio
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gotta say yer a really fuckin weird girl
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carbon.pulse
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So Im at this 18th a few weeks ago and most of the chicks had to go to a school thing till 8.30 so they would only be there around 9 leaving slim pickings fro the time being. I'm just chilling with a couple of them and flirting with one of them a bit as usual but didn't think much of it. I say i'm going to get a drink and walk out of the room to get a drink. Walk into the kitchen where i left my beers and just as Im over at the bench Getting one out of the box I hear a door shut behind me. Turn around and it's the girl I was spading a bit. She just says 'I havn't had my first kiss of the night yet...". Im like ok this is as good as It's gunna get so I just walk over and we go at it for a bit. Take it to one of the rooms and start taking off her top and saying that I hadn't had my first fuck of the night. She wasn't keen for it so I said ok bye and start walking out of the room. She grabs my hand and says well I could just give you head then If you wanted? So yea I accept and have a seat on the side of the bed while she goes at It. As soon as I'm done I say I'm gunna go grab another beer and heads out to the party again.

I go and grab a beer and go back to the party. 2 or 3 minutes must have gone past since I had busted in her mouth when I get back to where the party is. I look over and see one of my mates hooking up with her against the wall. They stop and part ways when he comes over with a huge smile. ( Dude gets fuckall action, and this chick was a 6-7 so he Is pretty proud of himself). I surpress my laughter for now and ask him how he managed to get a peice of that. He just says she said she hadn't goten her second kiss of the night and he had just said he was the second. I couldnt hold it in anymore so I just walk away pissing myself.

Still havn't told him yet what happened where he put his tongue minutes earlier.
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abc8tr8we98g
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girls dont poop
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