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NS CONFESSIONS

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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
Alright, here's the deal.  I got this from some other forum and since many of you don't explore other forums, it's probably pretty new and incredibly simple.

A lot of people have horribly funny things they would only share if guaranteed anonymity, well now is your chance.

Send your hilarious, disturbing, or irrelevant stories to nsconfessions@gmail.com by using this website.

http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html

Cliff notes!
1.  Go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html
2.  Enter nsconfessions@gmail.com in the "to" field.
3.  Type your awesome story/confession
4.  It will get posted in this thread for an insane amount of lols.
Jan 22 2009 3:43PM
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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
SEND ME SOME HILARIOUSNESS.
Jan 24 2009 8:19PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
when your in shock like im guessing this dude was, he probs had little to no perception of time.
Jan 24 2009 8:23PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
whoa to the deep stories
Jan 24 2009 8:39PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
That made me cry.
Jan 24 2009 8:50PM
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FullyTilted
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
Grow up.
Jan 24 2009 8:51PM
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dwhite
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 32
wow that was a douche move.....6 posts and you say that shit...thats a deep story
Jan 24 2009 9:12PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
my first day of work i took a shit in the toilet and clogged it beyond repair
Jan 24 2009 9:16PM
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ECfreeski3
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he already said it was an SP idea DUDE
Jan 24 2009 9:21PM
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ECfreeski3
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oh and go fuck yourself
Jan 24 2009 9:21PM
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sick-as-aids
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heres anouther confession from me, i dont know anyone on this site that would care about this, so ill just do it like this.

new years eve this year (yes it all happens at ny for me), i was at a big event, went for 6 days, 20,000 people. none of my mates had taken someone home or anything, and the only people getting roots wre the dudes with girlfriends, so i made it my mission to fuck a bitch on new years eve. i was grinding on some chick and things went from there, my 1st confession, the chick told me she was 22, (yes older chicks aswel, idk how i pick up older chicks, like actualy) annnyway, she asked how old i was... i thot that if i told her i was 18 and had just finished school she would leave, so i said i was 21 turning 22 this year (09)...things worked out, and we went back to her tent. we started getting it done, and i was prety pissed, so as you know you last for ever.. now the thing is, i wsnt attracted to this chick at all, i mean she was alright, but not someone i would go with sober, i just wanted to bang her. so after 40 minutes of smashing her, i got bored as hell, my intentions were a quick in and out and then see you later, but i would never leve without leaving my mark, but i was starting to loose my hardon.. so i started picturing my best mates girlfriend, who i think is super hot and have a mad crush on her, but lets keep that a secret, coz hes mad in love with her, and theyv been together 4 ever. and what do you know, about 10 seconds after i started picturing her, i blow my load....

sparknotes, fucking some chick on new year, lasted forever, wanted to finish, so pretended it was my best mates hot girlfreind, and i came straight away
Jan 24 2009 10:36PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
i once masterbated and cummed into a pillow then my friend slepted on it
Jan 24 2009 10:45PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
mythreads
Jan 24 2009 10:55PM
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Elijah.
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Hahaha yeah... He's not totally 'emo' per-say, just more hormonally unbalanced.
Jan 25 2009 2:11PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
that almost happened to me once but i was doing extreme walking but mad funny story hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Jan 25 2009 3:26PM
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J-mo44
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i was super crunk like 2 weeks ago at my friends party and i was like almost passing out and there was this girll i had been going for all night (she is incredible, like hottest girl i know), but she was having none of it and actually got with my friend who was throwing the party so anyways im saying goodbye to everyone cause my friend had called a cab and it was waiting outside. so im hugging everybody and this girl comes up and gives me a hug, and im so drunk ive started to kinda drool ( ya thats a weird thing i do when im drunk ) so im wrapping my arms around her and she gives me this super long hug, and like partway through i start drooling and i drool like all over her back. and nobody noticed so i just like said i had to go and she never found out but i always feel really bad about it..

that was gross.

Jan 25 2009 3:59PM
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buckers
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my threads
Jan 25 2009 4:08PM
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VCharette
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hahaha...my threads
Jan 25 2009 4:17PM
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fsscott
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Wow some deep stuff in here...
Jan 25 2009 4:19PM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
wtf ? why do you always post this dumb stuff mike. your like 10
Jan 25 2009 7:18PM
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Squid.
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owned
Jan 25 2009 9:12PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13

I laughed so hard at this while drinking milk and......

nothing happened,  but still that was really funny

Feb 2 2009 6:32AM
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Hairmetaler
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bump
Feb 21 2009 5:49PM
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OhMyBosh
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thats f*cking deep...    not gnna lie i know how that guy feels.




to be totally honest i was expecting the last few lines to go like this:

"To this day i go over to her house, early in
the morning to hang out with her not to "keep the later part of the day
clear" but so i can curl up with her in her bed, and maybe if i'm lucky
get to kiss her. Then I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror, if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought naw forget it, yo holmes, to bel air!"
Feb 21 2009 6:08PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
I beat off in the changing room of a discount store when I was in 7th grade.
Feb 23 2009 5:49PM
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Reed.S
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tthats terrible
Feb 23 2009 6:14PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

oh woow uh k.

1. i cryed to the song i feel like dying by lil wayne( i was sooooo baked)

2. i took a piss into a cup on a grey hound bus

i got more but i cant think of them

Feb 23 2009 6:17PM
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EastScratchSkier
Posts: 186 - Karma: 16
haha i thought this thread was long gone
Feb 23 2009 6:17PM
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stonedTEX
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Dick
its ok to show some emotion, especially when such tragic things are involved.
Feb 23 2009 6:17PM
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sick-as-aids
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ahahahha.... dont they have cameras in those things?
Feb 23 2009 6:26PM
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martin.
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I was young and had just recently discovered my new superpower. Don't judge me
Feb 23 2009 6:28PM
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Mooserz
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pretty sure its illegal to film people taking their clothes off without their consent
Feb 23 2009 6:29PM
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jeremy.g
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i was super stoned one time and started crying to let it be.
Feb 23 2009 6:51PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
i porked my girl friend in a changing room at dillards in seventh grade....


hahah... yeah.
Feb 23 2009 7:01PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
pics or it didnt happen
Feb 23 2009 7:18PM
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tBatt
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oh my god.
Feb 23 2009 8:12PM
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Jay31
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Funny shit people, my threads
Feb 23 2009 8:17PM
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Snowgoner
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Mar 14 2009 8:42AM
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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
This thread is useless without people sending hilarious shit to that email.

I don't even care if you send in anon, just send it.
Mar 16 2009 12:18AM
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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
This is good.

So i was in Bc Canada, in a nice lodgey hotel in a very small town, the hotel was pretty busy because they use it for the heli operations that run out of this place (im not saying where this is for a reason), anyway, im in the shower, and notice the shampoo bottle is half full, cool, they dont change it between guests, i understood that it would cost too much money to keep changing it over, so anyway, i knew that once id left, more guests would come use our room and this shampoo bottle, so i got my dick hard, started beating it off, then came into the shampoo bottle, screwed the lid back on, got changed, then cheaked out (it was my last day anyway).. i now hate to think who used that and now has my semen in their hair
Mar 16 2009 2:32PM
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hartig
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thats fucked up hahaha
Mar 16 2009 2:32PM
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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
Send moar.

ok so i have two i think i should share:

this isn't really a "cool story hansel" moment but oh well. in high school
there was a guy i had known for oh maybe 10 years. we had kinda grown
up together. he had been dating this girl on and off for 2 years
and she used him and treated him like shit (he was rollin deep) anyways
he and i were sitting in his basement and he confessed to me that he had
always liked me but considered me like a little sister so he felt weird
ever making a move. i thought to myself holy fucking shit this is exactly what
i want. so of course i pulled him on top of me and had one of the best fucks
i've ever had...it was like angst and idk crazy. well he knew that his gf
would never let him go but he and i still wanted to be together. we thought of
hundreds of ideas of how he could get her to go away but none prevailed. throughout
the remainder of their relationship another year..he would have her over just to
make her happy (not fuck her or anything) and then as soon as she would leave he'd
come get me and bring me back to his house. he treated me like a princess and
told me that he wanted to be with me forever no matter what.
best guy i've ever known but he moved far far away, we still talk but in a way have
moved on.


second confession:

my best friend in high school had an amazingly gorgeous older brother.. he was like
a fucking god or something. we went to their vacation home at a lake and the entire time
we were there i fucked her brother. i faked sick one of the nights just to stay home with him
he was 22 and i was 17 so he could do what he wanted. every surface of their vacation home was
graced my ass. good times.
Mar 16 2009 2:48PM
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Squid.
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I was reading this thinking wtf kinda gay shit is this, then I realized it was from a girl's point of view... >_
Mar 16 2009 2:55PM
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8ONE657
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hahahah owned.
Mar 16 2009 3:04PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Thats exactly what i though.
Mar 16 2009 4:12PM
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basedjase
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 640
sam e exact shit happened to me. i know exactly how you feel man. it sucks horribly....
Mar 16 2009 7:13PM
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Abc567def
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This is a story that one of my friends told me happened to him when he was younger and although it didn't happen to me i thought it was too funny to not share.

So he was 8 or 9 at the time and his mom is like an uber douche (she once grounded him for 6 months for throwing a snowball at a car), So anyway he was at home playing with his younger brother and sister and had just learned the word "shit" at school that day. Well anyway they are playing and his brother takes the remote control car away from him that he was playing with, so he then yells at his brother "SHIT YOU!" not knowing what it meant at all. His mom then comes into the room and asks "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?", and he responds by saying "SHIT YOU TOO!". She then tells him that he's in time out in his room until dinner (around 2 hours). well he storms in there and about 10 minute later after he has calmed down for the injustice that has be caused he realizes that he has to take a crap really badly, but his mom says that he can't come out for any reason. He then thinks of a brilliant idea to solve two problems at once, he then proceeds to take a crap on his floor and wiped his ass with one of his shirts, but thats not enough he then picks up the crap and begins to smear it on his bed, cloths walls and floor and roof. Well when his mom came in to get him for dinner she was petrified to see the entire room covered in shit top to bottom. She then made him clean it up for the next 4 hours.

another crap story

One of my friends was really drunk went to Mcdonalds ordered a burger took a crap in it and took it back cuz he thought he would then get a free one.....
Mar 16 2009 7:57PM
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DavidHonda.
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my threads
Mar 16 2009 8:19PM
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ChronicLines
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so my bf of 3 yrs, wanted us to make a porn video for his birthday,
i finally agreed and we made one, but i decided to hold on to
it. i put it in an the Cinderella movie dvd box that i had in my room...well a couple
months later my little cousins came over and my mom went in search of some kids movies
just so happened that she chose the video that i was the star of...lets just say she knows
im not a little princess anymore
Mar 24 2009 3:20AM
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Abc567def
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pics or it didn't happen (movie in this case)
Mar 24 2009 3:27AM
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Hay-Dan
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Once i made one of my friends sit in a baby seat on the back of a bike, and we fell over ... but som how his nut sack was stuck to the seat and i laughed so hard i pissed my self right on the side walk
Mar 24 2009 11:19AM
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